Perfect Attendance If Not
(We have a substitute in my science class and he has
passed an attendance sheet to the top right of the room.
Fifteen minutes passes.)
Substitute: "Wait... Where's that attendance sheet?“
Classmate #1: “Over there. On the left side."
Substitute: "All right. Did everyone sign it?”
(The right half of the class nods and the left ha/fnods, but
the middle is confused)
Me: "Uh, no? It. like, skipped us."
Substitute: “Wait. How?”
(No one can give a clear explanation of how this
Substitute: "Someone in this room has a Portal gun
and I'd like them to share right now."