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    • As a percussionist I don’t understand why the other percussionists got so pissed if they found someone who wasn’t in percussion hanging out in or around the drum room
      scruff 28 oct
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    • As a tuba, I live inside my case
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    • As a trumpet, the drumline is the best part of any band
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    • Every high school band has like 3-5 people in it who are most likely the coolest people you’ll meet. The rest make you suicidal
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    • Boys we actually marched a show this year even though we couldnt have band camp cause covid
      yaboyrara 28 oct
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    • Sounds like a cryptid/scp
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    • Band kid moment 🤮
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    • MaraSov 28 oct
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    • We had a bb gun in the shop at my school and the shop supervisor would have target competitions at lunch, the school still doesn't knownaboutbit
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    • What a coincidence, I was living in the closet when I was in 6th grade too
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    • As a tenor sax, I think most band kids are cringe af, but the few who aren’t are always some of the best people I’ve ever met
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    • Our highschool band director is a bitch, i quit band freshman year because of her
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    • As a percussionist, i would help. Aslong as yall aint anything, do as you please
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    • The band kids were weird at my high school.
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    • my band director of 6 years is currently on trial for like 25 counts of sexual assault of high school and middle school students :)
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    • Man y'all hate on band but I miss it everyday
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    • Band teachers are either assholes or this
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    • Percussion is probably the funnest instrument in my opinion. Tried a couple my 7th grade year and I was best at flute, then our last percussionist got suspended for fighting and I stepped in since I had two older brothers and mom in percussion. Now here I am, junior year, and I’m going to be the
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    • All band directors are like this
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    • I used to be in a matching band as well, my teacher was a retiree from the phantom regiment, he was the best band teacher ever
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    • The band director at my high school let my autistic younger brother "conduct" the band(he was supposed to be collecting recycling as "job training", and snuck into the room). Half were giggling and half actually tried to play along, the director jokingly said it was the best they'd sounded all year.
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    • Any Saxes down here?
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    • So there are schools where 6th graders and 11th graders will be in the same building? How huge is that school exactly?
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    • Or y’all are gay and fucking around in the closet. What sounds more believable to 6th graders?
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    • Fuck band kids
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    • PERCUSSION FOR LIFE BITCH
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    • I play football and live in a sweaty locker room where everyone claims they are straight but tries to finger eachother
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    • I spent 3 months living in the lining shed. Propane heater and stove. Showers after gym. No outdoor sports, no prob..
      dan59 28 oct
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    • My middle school band director showed me how fun music can really be I even joined jazz band and woke up at 6 every day for it, he was an inspiration. My highschool band teacher was a piece of shit and made me quit music all together by the end of the first semester my freshman year
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    • My guitar teacher kept commenting on my finger control and long fingers, a couple years later she got arrested for fucking a student
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    • My band director is currently on trial for 14 counts of sexual misconduct with a minor
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    • One of my past directors had a fake sword and spear fight with a few of the students. It got so intense one of the students, who was a senior, ran out of the band room scared, quickly followed by the foam spear hitting the door behind him.
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    • Band kids are gay no homo
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    • Trombone players where y'all at?
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    • I had a class called "garage band" on the signup sheet and "instrument ensemble" on the schedule. Turns out the music teacher just wanted a way to have his own little School Of Rock
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    • Our band teacher just hit on students and invited them to his apartment. He just got fired the other week too after some girls in my class came out about it along with who knows who else.
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 28 oct
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    • I accidently punched my bd in the face like jokingly but it connected. She loved me or else id be a felon rm
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    • My ex left me for a band kid. In conclusion fuck band kids.
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    • What the fuck is the point of writing 2k15, just write 2015.
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    • As a saxophone player.... The percussion section is easily the best part of the band
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    • God band is such a cult
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    • What school goes from 6th grade to 12th grade someone explain? Am I too American to understand this?
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    • Ew band kids
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    • In America junior year is 11th grade
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    • Band kids in the closet huh? There's probably a joke there
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    • My band director turned out to be a predator
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    • Nice
      Numbuh_2 28 oct
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    • I don’t get it
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    • So why were you hanging around the band room so much?
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    • Honestly, my band director is one of the only people I can trust through anything. Unfortunately, it’s my senior year, so I won’t be able to see him as much anymore.. but I’ve known him since middle school and he taught me everything I know about low brass. He’s like another dad to me...
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    • I used to be a cart pusher st Walmart, and there was one super annoying kid who would follow me around the parking lot while his mom shopped (he was banned from going in the store). I started telling him that I was a serial nooner and that I lived in jail, but the warden let me out every day to work
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    • My friend once convinced half the school that our other friend was gay
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    • oh you’re a drum? name every hitty thingy
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    • My friends are percussionists and they had a spot in our band room percussion closet where they removed a ceiling tile and took a shelf from the closet and set it on the beams in the ceilings and would have hangouts up there and a rope ladder. Made me made I chose the brass section
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    • I play clarinet and my band teacher cussed me out bc in between a resting measure I had adjusted my ligature
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    • My band director sent me to the Dean's office because I laughed at something
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    • Durring my first year of band, middle school, I got blocked in in our closet by my classmates. I was easily claustrophobic then. I started crying. Luckily my band director gave them a talking to and had my back. But that didn’t stop them from laughing at me for a couple of weeks
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    • My band director used to play xbox with his students, he would always rock you shit
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    • My former band director is one of my favorite people on the planet. Super cool guy, would always make super dark humor during class and was cool with pretty much everything. Dude is hella good at guitar and has a damn good voice. He's a pastor and officiated my sisters wedding as well. Great guy
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    • The librarians at my high school help me convince my friends ex girlfriend that she turned him gay and was now fucking me.
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    • Fuck is every band director a prankster bc my ex once told me her instructor, who also the band director, stuck her in a guitar case
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    • I was just about to say, "who the fuck was in 6th grade in 2015," then I realized that I was too. Holy shit we've grown up
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    • Band kids...
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    • My freshmen year there was 150 band kids. My senior year there was 30. Really shows how shitty my band director was. What a bitch
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    • I did live in the percussion closet. I had a pillow, spare set of clothes, and blanket in there for all of senior year. Good times
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    • I hate 2k- - like. Just say 20 - - it’s not any faster or effective it just looks dumb
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      Krystal 28 oct
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    • I love being a percussionist so much. We deadass crawl in the ceiling of the percussion room and hide stuff up there
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    • It’s well known that our band director is a emuphile and yet he’s still teaching
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    • My band director will throw shit at us. Love ya, Bald Daddy Long Schlong. (Mr. Long)
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    • For 4 years (7th-10th grades) I had the same choir teacher and he was the best. He would go off on tangents all the time and I honestly learned more in that class than any other class. During the start of my 10th grade year I decided to randomly bring an apple into the class and hide 1/idk how many
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    • god i miss middle school band probably some of the best times of my life
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    • Oh yes so you and your best friend live in the closet. Got it
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    • I'm a trombone
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    • That was me but with theatre class, I love theatre so much
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    • I miss band.. where are my fellow slide boners?
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    • As a percussionist, drumline can stand on its own whilst the band needs our help
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    • I miss my old band director, he was good but my school sucks and he left before they fired him and now I'm stuck with an asshole eggplant
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    • Can someone help a foreigner out and tell me what it means ?
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    • Deception and lies.
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    • My middle school band director took his job way to seriously like he expected everyone there to have a career in band, hell even if you broke your arm you still had to play, then one day he got caught watching porn in class during the school day.
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    • Wait why were they hanging around the band room so much?!
      jser4 28 oct
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    • Junior year.... 6th graders...??? What high school did you go to where you had 6-12??
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    • We crucified a Chucky Cheese doll in our band room. Our Jewish director called him Chucky Cheesus.
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    • My metals teacher help me and a buddy convince this chick to thinking blinker fluid is real, funniest shit ever
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    • Band kids are the worst
      Joe__Cool 28 oct
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    • My chorus teacher was awesome, he had us do competitions agaiant each other, and he wore a dress cuz our class dared him to. Apparently he got fired because he said something racist in class, it was weird cuz most teachers wouldnt acknowledge it, but he was chill when I knew him
      Kate1125 28 oct
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    • I don’t get this but there’s furry hentai so I’m down
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    • I miss band so much💔😞
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    • Ive been in the precussion closet like twice
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    • Band kid detected
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    • As a saxophonist the percussion section is easily the most fun to be in but god damn our band director shits on them so much and it's hilarious
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    • I once told a 6th grader my name was “Lucifer” after he asked. He just nervous laughed then widened his eyes when I didn’t return the laugh.
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    • Ew band, and don’t tell me “iTs ThE TrOmBonE PlAyErS WeRe NoT AlL bAd” stfu you all suck
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