People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
19 may
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
derman fatws spoilers
rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
BlueBeetl BlueBeetl
7 apr
derman fatws spoilers rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
With the medical marijuana in her system
Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she
almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
24 apr
With the medical marijuana in her system Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
The 70-year-old Francis Romero was ina coma in the hospital. His dog was allowed to stay with him, did not break away day and night. After a month Francis woke up from the coma with the words:
"Where is the white angel who constantly whispered that everything would be all right?"
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
24 feb
The 70-year-old Francis Romero was ina coma in the hospital. His dog was allowed to stay with him, did not break away day and night. After a month Francis woke up from the coma with the words: "Where is the white angel who constantly whispered that everything would be all right?"
Me showing up for work at Sam after drinking until
Me showing up for work at Sam after drinking until
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away!
RSV
You're not you when you're hungry
YRRAH YRRAH
22 jun
Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away! RSV You're not you when you're hungry
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT
os iy
AND INSECTS CAN DO IT
WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
_TheLost_ _TheLost_
24 sep 2020
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT os iy AND INSECTS CAN DO IT WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!
Typically having several dogs at any given time,
Curly was known to come home often with strays he found along his travels. He would foster the strays until he was able to find new homes. It is estimated that Curly saved and re-homed more than 5000 dogs in his lifetime - making him a man before his time with his humane concern for man's best friend.
American_Patnoon425 American_Patnoon425
22 sep 2020
Typically having several dogs at any given time, Curly was known to come home often with strays he found along his travels. He would foster the strays until he was able to find new homes. It is estimated that Curly saved and re-homed more than 5000 dogs in his lifetime - making him a man before his time with his humane concern for man's best friend.
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure
[anger]
_Starnooner_ _Starnooner_
22 sep 2020
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure [anger]
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a
good backstory for
America's got talent
Confusiion Confusiion
28 jun
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a good backstory for America's got talent
Always remember, you're not ugly.
You're just broke.
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
Always remember, you're not ugly. You're just broke.
I'm once again asking you to tap out
Le
Ruckis Ruckis
22 jan 2021
I'm once again asking you to tap out Le
Me: after saving money for months I finally have enough to buy the
My girlfriend:
Mandygally Mandygally
1 oct 2020
Me: after saving money for months I finally have enough to buy the My girlfriend:
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the
rona:
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
8 oct 2020
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the rona:
bet,When you Grow up, you will be surrounded
by lots of smait, wondertul frreods
can't see that happening.
thehoppingbunbun thehoppingbunbun
24 nov 2020
bet,When you Grow up, you will be surrounded by lots of smait, wondertul frreods can't see that happening.
The LMABF8 got you feeling classy, but when that cold crisp hits from the
EZS8L it can't be matched
@ Danny @uhhDanny -
What do y'all like more ? The Elkay LMABF8 or the Elkay EZS8L?
Show this thread
bestbossmemesquad bestbossmemesquad
28 jun 2020
The LMABF8 got you feeling classy, but when that cold crisp hits from the EZS8L it can't be matched @ Danny @uhhDanny - What do y'all like more ? The Elkay LMABF8 or the Elkay EZS8L? Show this thread