• People with depression are more
likely to use absolutist words e.g:
"always" "never" "completely"
ONLY
o
SITH DEALS
IN ABSOLUTES.
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    • “You are depressed if you use everyday extremely common words” yeah shut the fuck up and stop trying to self diagnose
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    • It hurts for the people who have actual depression and don’t open up about it because everyone ruined what it means by being attention seekers. If you’re depressed please seek the proper help you need
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    • ONLY sith deal in absolutes? Uh so that's either a contradiction or he's admitting to being a sith
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    • I completely disagree, never in my life have I been depressed and I always use those words
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    • You underestimate my power
      Kup0h97 6 jul
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    • Obi wan, a Jedi: says sith only deal in absolutes (an absolute statement)
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    • Guys can I ask you for help on something? Over game voice chat I talk smoothly without stutter but in person I stumble over my words and stutter and it’s hard due to everyone I talk to get mad when I don’t make my point straight even though I’m trying. In turn I just don’t want to talk or ask 1/2
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    • Only a sith deals in absolutes? But that's an absolute.....
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    • It’s ironic that that statement itself is an absolute.
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    • I've never completely used the word always
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    • That just isn't true, I hardly ever talk in absolutes and I want to die
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    • "all cops are bastards"
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    • Sith have always just been depressed Jedi
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    • Peeps in this comment section dont know what “more likely to mean”
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    • Isn’t that itself an absolute statement?
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    • Foundry 6 jul
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    • The phrase “Only a Sith deals in absolutes” is an absolute
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    • I ALWAYS hate soft core porn features but ifunny will NEVER stop featuring them so i have COMPLETELY learned to live with it.
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    • “OMG that’s so me, I’m such a crackhead”
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    • Guess i’m depressed
      Cumreo 6 jul
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    • *sighs* you know lord Vader I’ve just been feeling down lately
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    • Lmao looks I have depression I’m so quirky can someone love me now hello I’m depressed. Where’s my attention.
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    • I have been clinically diagnosed with depression and try to avoid absolutes
      Zachgo 6 jul
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    • Naw depresso espresso people just try to make others happy, a treasure they can lead others to, but cannot obtain
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    • Yoda says do or do not. That is an absolute. Does that make him a sith?
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    • Just found out if you breath you could have depression
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    • Wait... isn’t “only” an absolute...?
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    • Whenever someone says thank you I say “always” to affirm that I am always willing to help
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    • retard fact 1: you are fucking retarded
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    • And earth Vader was just one big depressed boi so...
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    • The Sith are depressed confirmed
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    • “Do or do not, there is no try” -Yoda. Yoda is a sith
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    • Do people not get the irony in the statement? "Only" "absolutes"
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    • That in of itself is an absolute
      adiiis 6 jul
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    • Don't out me like that bro
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    • So all siths are depressed? Bomb siths with zoloft. No more sith.
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    • I am one with the dark side of the force
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    • Vader had the big sad
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    • We live in a time that everyone is depressed or so it would seem
      Vitico 6 jul
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    • I know someone who is depressed and they are the most unsure person I know
      salzo6 6 jul
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    • UwU what you gonna do weakling
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    • Call me darth salami.
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    • I have brought peace freedom justice peace security justice peace freedom justice peace security freedom peace justice and freedom to my new empire
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    • I’m not depressed and I use these a lot😂
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    • Says that only siths deal in absolutes, yet that sentence was absolutist
      Saugus 6 jul
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    • Shut up retard
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      Krystal 6 jul
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    • Depressed people are evil sith!
      Hosanna 15 jul
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    • I use definitely
      Wolfdog 9 jul
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    • Stupid people are more likely to use absolutist words too. Depressed people and stupid people gee I wonder if it’s just a coincidence.
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    • I never completely deal in absolutes but I'm always depressed and believe in the ways of the Sith
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    • I don’t have depression or anxiety, I’m a pretty happy guy, but that doesn’t mean I don’t get depressed or anxious. All the people who say they are depressed for attention are exactly the same, they just won’t see it that way. If you are sad one day, don’t automatically think you have depression.1/2
      AEOEU 7 jul
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    • Oh would you shut the fuck up, too many people claim they have depression but have never been absolutely alone, they're always surrounded by people coming to their aid
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    • I’ve got some severe depression then lmao
      Anxius1 7 jul
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    • Depressed people are sith. That's what your meme says.
      Ophiel_ 7 jul
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    • I always say most definitely
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    • I always believed that I never completely had depression
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    • I wanted to be a Jedi until the SWTOR ads, god bless the sith in those cinematic are so fuckin badass
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    • now wait a minute. The word “only” is being used as an absolute so this nigga a sith!
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    • Ah yes the hypocrite. That famous statement is itself is an absolute.
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    • I’m not depressed. I always just feel like I’ll never be completely happy.
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    • Never gonna...
      At11011 6 jul
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    • Im very pro sith. Jedi are the baddies
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    • Guess I'm a sith
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    • So Sith are people who have become jaded while dealing with reality eh?
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    • Damn do I love being in a healthy mental state.
      eggman 6 jul
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    • Is an absolute.
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    • How about “only”
      adman1 6 jul
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    • This makes me want to down a bottle of Absolut
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    • Yo was Yoda depressed?!?
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    • I'm always completely happy
      Ogami 6 jul
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    • Is it because they are wrapped up in their feelings nothing else matters?
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    • I'm never depressed
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    • That is completely untrue.....
      Zumato 6 jul
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    • Shit I’ve become the very thing i swore to destroy
      ed800 6 jul
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    • This is never always completely true
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    • I just looked up the scene and there’s two scenes WTF don’t tell me they change that to
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    • Can someone find the picture where he says only with deal in absolutes, then anikin says but that’s an absolute, and then it shows obi in the background with a red light saber and he says like precisely or something like that
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    • I love Star Wars but thats such a shitty and nonsensical line
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    • Only is an absolute
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    • I always think this like is intentionally hypocritical to show how similar in many ways the jedi and sith are
      ryno1ni 6 jul
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    • That's why I use wording that implies possibilities of error, or other things.
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    • A lot of y’all don’t even have depression
      WestEm 6 jul
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    • Ok, this is epic
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    • That’s why I say “probably” a lot
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    • Perhaps.
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    • I use them just to speak with conviction.
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    • This always false, never completely believe this bullshit
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    • I mean lets be real here. If anyone has a reason to be depressed in star wars its obiwan
      dlmurphy 6 jul
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    • this is true
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    • I fucking hate everything
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    • I never do that
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    • only is an absolute
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