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    • That’s some good tea
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    • So the real mom was with a guy 10 years older and if she was "too young" that means an 16-22 year old fucked a 26-32 year old
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    • I want a dad
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    • So the birth father was banging someone 10 years younger than him?
      Fabut 5 apr
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    • I have half Japanese cousins in Hawaii we didn't know about. Turns out my married uncle was banging out a Japanese waitress when he was stationed out there in the 1970's. Kicker is, he impregnated 2 Japanese waitresses and they worked at the same restaurant. Fucking mad lad.
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    • There was a "Today I Fucked Up" Subreddit. And there was one OP who took a 23andme test with his father, but had low percentage, he did research and ended up finding out his mom had an affair with the the father's brother, who was the true birth father. He exposed his mom and fucked up the whole fam
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    • We found out that my grandfather has four other families across the US that he’s abandoned. Thanks 23 and Me!
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    • My uncle did one of these and we discovered my grandma had an affair 60+ years ago and that my uncles birth father DIDNT die overseas when he was young and that in fact his actual birth father died only 3 years ago
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    • Mom was the babysitter...
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    • Here’s a really depressing one, it’s long but there’s a TLDR at the bottom of it if you don’t want read all of it but i recommend reading the whole thing.
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    • I got my mother in law a DNA test for Christmas, now she tells everyone I got her a new family for Christmas since her dad wasn’t actually her dad. She actually got to meet her biological father.
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    • Ohhhh shit i could tell some stories. Turns out my mom and her sisters has a long lost brother they didnt know existed. Turns out my aunts father is NOT her biological father, AND it turns out my grandmothers father was not her biological father. Ancestry fucked us up quite a bit.
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    • When your dad abandons you but doesn't really abandon you
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    • Yall see the video of the racist bitch who broke down and cried when she found out her great great great grandmother was European?
      Zenith12 5 apr
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    • I did a 23 &me test and found I’m 3.4% sub Saharan African, am I legally allowed to say the n word
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    • So the birth mother didn't want to be a mommy but she wanted her baby to be with its real daddy. Fucked up part is the daddy knew the whole time... like fucking years
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    • the dad slept with some random girl 10y younger than him they obviously were family friends with haha
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    • Turns out my grand father fucked around a lot and it turns out that my dad actually has another sister. And best part was she lived like a couple miles away.
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    • “Hey karen, do you want to adopt a baby...like I’ve always wanted to...and now we can...”
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    • I knew a guy who’s great, great grandma got pregnant when she was like 13 and didn’t know who the father was. Note this was well over 100 years ago. She said she was today by native Americans to cover it up. He did the test and found out his family doesn’t have any Native American at all.
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    • DeADmANn 4 apr
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    • Ur dad fucked a minor
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    • So my grandfather was left at a fire station when he was a baby, and we have no clue where he came from, and he had always wanted to find out somehow but never did it. My grandma wants to surprise him by doing one of these things with him (shes adopted too). Do these things really work?
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    • In Biology, we did something that had to do with dominate traits and this girl found out that there's no way she could have blue eyes or something from her parents and learned that she was either adopted or the mom cheated. She spent the rest of the day crying
      H0LY 9 apr
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    • 23 and me, etc.. do not do paternity testing. They only look at regions where certain genetic markers are common. You can't find out who your birth parents are from them.
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    • Thats not that bad I mean she knows her mom and was raised by her real dad...He actually took care of his responsibility
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    • Wehim 5 apr
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    • Why are people blaming these companies? All they do is test then tell you FACTS. Its not their fault your parents arent loyal...
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    • There was some girl on YouTube that cried when she was told that she was mostly white
      Chabob 7 apr
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    • I just learned this the other day... I learned that my dad was not my dad, I am 24. My mom didn't know who the father was. No she didn't cheat, it was just so close to the break up and whatnot. My "dad" just stepped up and took responsibility, I didn't like him anyways so this news was kinda of...
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    • First hint was she gave it to these people and that dad was like, sure I’ll raise him.
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    • I hate to be that guy... but thats not how 23 and me works. You test your DNA and it shows your heritage by percent based on the markers found in your DNA compared to where those markers originated. Your adopted dad would need to get the same test done. Why would he if he knew you were his.
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    • I did an ancestry DNA thing and i learned about another secret cousin yes i said another my uncle was a hoe who didn't know how to wrap it before he tapped it.
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    • The thing is, if your family is shattered by a DNA test, they kind of deserve it.
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    • My dad was adopted and using 23 and me we found his biological father. He and his wife were actually super excited my dad found them. Our whole family got to meet them and they shared pictures of our family tree and it was a great experience
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    • My family always said we had Choctaw in us. My DNA report says I don't have any Indian, but I do have a small percentage of west African. Meaning, back in the day, a mulatto claimed to be Indian to avoid the stigma of mixed races, and that became our story. I still have relatives in the reservation.
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    • Your birth mom slipped a sneaky in there. You are literally a sneaky
      NotBama 5 apr
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    • Damn. Just damn. That’s some telenovela shit
      Deverez 5 apr
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    • Found out my grandpa had another daughter none of us knew about, but we happily welcomed her into the family. Then we found another one. And another one. . .
      BeakerPD 5 apr
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    • Dad: why do I hear boss music?
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    • *calm music stops* *rock music starts as the Mom rolls up her sleeves and glares at the dad*
      MurtyQ 5 apr
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    • The dad fucked a girl 10 years younger than him. Fellas, Its time to curb stomp the pedos
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    • So his real mom gave him to the guy she fucked which was 10 years older. Meanwhile this dude never told the kid "I'm your real dad"
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    • ooooooooo oh shit
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    • Anyone else catch the part were the surrogates were 10 years older than the mom. But if the dad is the actual dad he fucked a girl 10 years younger than him.
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    • My dad took a dna test that I got him for Christmas. We ended up finding out that he his father isn’t his bio dad. I turned my dads entire life upside down because of a present. We now know he has 1/2 siblings, and we also know where they and his bio dad live. Haven’t made contact yet. Someday....
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    • Damn I hope my cousin never does a 23andme cuz we've been telling him his half-brother's dad is his dad too. He's 15 and still has no idea.
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    • OOF
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    • Ok damn, the way I read it, I thought for a sec the parents had the girl when they were 10 years old
      VALENC3 5 apr
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    • 23andMe doesn't have your dad's DNA so how the hell did this happen? They literally only tell you your own ancestry and health risks
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    • So Babydaddy tells his wife, “You know, I’ve always wanted to adopt...” Wife says: “...But we can make our own kids.... Daddy: “But wouldn’t you like to virtue-signal how generous we are?” Wife: “Hmm, maybe we can consider it in a few years.” Daddy: “How about in 8 months?”
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    • In high school about 20 years ago there were two different kids whose parents turned out to really be their grandparents and their real mothers pretended to be their siblings.
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    • Well...you can't say he abandoned you.
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    • There was a dude in my town that was caught by the police for murdering a woman over ten years ago, he was caught because his cousin used one of those sites, they matched the dna to the cousin using new technology, and then tracked it to the dude
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    • I found out through Ancestry that my grandfather, who was raised without a dad, is Irish and that his biological dad today his mother when she was 14. The man always denied it and called my greatgrandma a whore, but it matched me with him and his legal descendants. Fun times
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    • Well at least he still had his real dad there
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    • I have a friend who found out his cousin was his sister, but the parents all knew.
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    • My dad discovered he was adopted at 54 years old, well after both the people who raised him were dead
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    • I used 23andMe and found out I'm not black. So I had to stop doing drugs and killing other blacks, and now I drive a Prius and go to church on Sundays
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    • Some one I’m no longer friends with had told me he fathered a son with his twenty-three year old step daughter. And was making the joke of being being both the father and grandfather to this poor child. Society sure is fucked up these days.
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    • So the father was banging the babysitter
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    • Eralapse 6 apr
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    • Yeah 23&me was caught selling your information to the Chinese so umm have fun being cloned
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    • For me, when we did it I found out my (now dead) grandpa isn’t actually my biological grandpa that I thought because we did one for my heritage and come to find out my grandma had an affair and now after my dads whole life he didn’t know he was born from another person which shook him
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    • God damn the longer i think about that the worse it gets
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    • My grandfather told my dad he was full native American (he was brown) and then left. Ancestry says my dad has 0% native American. All north western European
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    • So the dad fucked a 10 year younger girl
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    • my step brother's mom was a whore, was no surprise.
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    • My uncle went to Vietnam and knocked up a prostitute. Now their 40 year old child is messaging me and my family asking for money
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    • "Birth dad" like wtf do they teach kids at school today? It's biological dad .... sound it out
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    • Did... Did he get arrested orrr...
      Snavels 4 apr
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    • Oh shit... Busted by the nut he busted
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    • Ohhhhh shhhiiiiiiiiiiitttt
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    • Sweet home alabama
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    • I remember reading about a woman who worked in a lab and one of the administrators dropped by. She started talking about blood types and how her father was type O-, her mother was type AB and that she was type O- as well. The lab tech in the story accidentally said “that’s not possible”
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    • My mom just found out that her dad isn’t her real dad this way but both of my grandparents are long dead so there wasn’t that much drama. But it’s weird my grandpa isn’t my grandpa
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    • *low whistle*
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    • stnick6 4 apr
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    • So, I grew up being told we were like 100% Swedish. I celebrated Swedish rituals and lifestyle. My 🧬 said 0.0 % Swedish. Turns out I’m a mutt mixture from all over Europe. That was sad. 0.00.
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    • I had to re-read this because the first time I though it was saying the girl got knocked up by her dad and gave their kid to her parents without either of them telling what happened
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    • White people after finding out they have 1% African in their genes.
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    • That’s 👏 the mother fucking 👏 tea👏
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    • My dad recently found out this biological mom—who left when he was 4—had an affair with some rando to have him through 23andMe. It said that his sister is actually his half sister
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    • I’m confused, so the real dad fucked the young mom?
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    • At least he loved her enough to be a part of her life and a father to her regardless. He probably made a mistake and had an affair but wasn’t a COMPLETE bag of shit and ditched out on his child.
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    • This comment section is hilarious. Basically the younger generations are inadvertently snitching on their parents and grandparents by having these tests done 😂
      UFunnnny 5 apr
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    • My boss was adopted and found her half sister and was like "hey I guess your my half sister! I was adopted and the woman is like "no that's impossible it has to be wrong!" Well it wasmt
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    • My wife's older sister just found out that their dad is not her biological father. Good thing to find out 47 years later
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    • Damn. This really be like that time the Pharaoh’s daughter gave baby Moses to his own mother so she could take care of him.
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    • 23andme confirmed that I have 99.9% European DNA, so it just confirmed my ethnic purity. The Nazis wouldn't have had SHIT on me
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    • Oh shit hahaha no wonder he wanted to adopt the kid, he’s like man I fucked up.
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    • That is the hardest oof ever
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    • I'm a sperm bank baby (allegedly) and I've always wanted to see if taking a DNA test will fuck up a family dynamic going on.
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    • I love watching ethic identitarians that love the idea of them being black, white or whatever they identify as get they’re world shattered finding out they’re mixed race. Like black lady finding out she’s 20 percent European or something.
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