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    • Now the ones who jerk off are even more powerful
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    • Take a shit in their living room to establish dominance
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    • It’s better to do it when you first meet them because you know they aren’t going to bust in there and take a video of you
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    • I’m a plumber and sometime I need to poop when I’m at a customers house and the only thing that sucks is that farts sound louder at a strangers house
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    • People who are timid shitters have never had the gut wrenching shit sweats where your ass is clinched so tight that the jaws of life couldn’t spread them and all you need in life is a toilet so you don’t shit yourself. That fear takes you to your primal state.
      COLL0 23 mar
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    • As a freshman i was at a hot juniors house after school one day and i clogged her toilet first time i was ever there
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    • Was staying over at a friend's house once sleeping on the floor on a futon mattress and at some point my headphones slupped off cause i fell asleep, woke up to him beating his meat and a few months later confronted him. Said he wasnt sure if he did that time but he has before. Didnt like that answer
      Sereno 25 mar
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    • I poop in their shower
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    • I destroyed my friends toilet with explosive diarrhea the first time I was there. I laughed for an hour, he did not.
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    • one time i clogged the toilet at my friends house and the plunger wasnt working so i had to reach in and push the shit paper into the hole
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    • When you flush the toilet then the water starts to rise....
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    • I don’t shit in others people toilets in their Home because there’s a 90% I will clog it.
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    • Yo i had a girl over for the first time recently and she excused herself for a few minutes, next time i went into the bathroom it smelled like someone set off a shit bomb. I couldnt believe the courage.
      Kiza 24 mar
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    • Why would I be afraid to die and why can’t y’all poop at someone else’s house? Unless you just fucking nuke it no one cares.
      RedDirt 24 mar
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    • Girls can't relate to this bc they dont poop
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    • Wehim 23 mar
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    • I can't poop over at my friends house. She has a baby sister who if u r in the bathroom for longer than 3 minutes she screams to the whole house "she's taking a dunk" And u wish u were never born
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    • I shit like twice a day. I don’t care if I’m at school, a friends house, a relatives house, when I have to shit, I fucking have to SHIT.
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    • Ultimate power move
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    • Ok so i slept over at my friends house with like 4 other guys and we were fucking stoned and i went to take a shit and 10 minutes later we all in the bathroom taking a group pic while im still shitting
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    • Ppl who actually take shits in school bathrooms are real men
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    • I was nervous when i pooped at my friends house for the first time. It was my last time too....lmao i clogged that niggas toilet
      eddyjt 24 mar
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    • Me and my gfs first date, I met her at the bar, went home with her and her friend to her friends house. I had to shit real bad. Took a shit up stairs, the bitch got clogged. She didnt own a plunger. I snuck out and bought one to unclog the toilet. They never found out.
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    • In high school, a buddy of mine invited me to his house for the first time. I got there before he got home and man did I have to shit. He opened the front door and I somehow ran straight to the bathroom without even knowing the layout of his house. Then I found funfetti cake mix under the sink.
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    • I thought that little line on the screen was a hair goddamn
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    • That's nothing. I've knocked on a strangers door to ask if I can shit in their bathroom.
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    • I went over to my best friend's house for the first time in 3rd grade. Took a massive shit and clogged the toilet. Blamed it on his sister and to this day. He doesn't know it was me.
      Mindocity 23 mar
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    • That’s what bathrooms are for... I’ll never understand how people won’t use toilets at other’s houses. Maybe I’m just comfortable with admitting I too, poop, just like everyone else
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    • I can't poop anywhere but home
      OhmNo 23 mar
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    • Y'all ever go to another house or in public and you sit on the toilet, but you're so used to how your normal toilet at home feels that when you sit on the new one and its shaped a little different, you're just like "this ain't my toilet"..
      HayBro888 23 mar
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    • My body literally doesn’t allow me to shit in other peoples bathrooms. I was visiting my brother for a week and i didnt shit until the fourth day
      Bambo03 22 mar
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    • Was at friends house. Pooped. Toilet clogged. No plunger in sight. Quietly slipped away
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    • I’m just saying it’s a lot more awkward explaining the smell when you instead shit your pants after being unable to hold it for 14 hours straight.
      vonaljo 28 mar
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    • I can count on one hand the number of toilets I am willing to poo in (excluding hotels)
      Gwall2020 27 mar
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    • I don’t care. I have never cared. Will never care. I clogged the toilet and let it. Acted like it wasn’t me. It either worked or they were afraid to ask me about it. Either way I win.
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    • The first time i went over to a kid i met at schools house he shit off his balcony right next to the backdoor
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    • I had a buddy come over for the first time. He shit In my cat box, then the sink, then the shower and then proceeded to wipe his ass with every towel in the bathroom and then he left and I never saw him again.
      Takeen 24 mar
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    • I was once so uncomfortable with using my friend's toilet, that I did not poop for five days. I was at his house for that duration. I then returned home, a day later I realized that I had not pooped in almost a week. Not long after, my toilet got a belated welcome home gift. I felt at peace.
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    • I did this once but I was over at this cute girls house and I reeeaallly had to shit...turns out they had a weak toilet and no plunger so I had to just reach into the toilet to unclog it by hand...
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    • Man if I gotta shit I gotta shit
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    • I skip straight to jerking off. I’m immortal
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    • I once showered at a friend's house. Granted it was during a hurricane and they had water and electricity. I wasn't about to waste that chance
      Loudmega 24 mar
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    • If I gotta shit I gotta shit
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    • My biggest fear is clogging the toilet and someone wondering what’s taking so long
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    • I can only really comfortably poop at my own house tbh
      SirB2000 24 mar
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    • That's why I always poop at someone's house before I'm ever invited.
      Macbraun 23 mar
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    • I one time was taking a shit and it wouldn’t flush so I started to freak out and spend like an 30 min wondering what to do cause he didn’t have a plunger but to avoid embarrassment I was about to stick my hand in the toilet and pull everything out and right as I was about to do that BANG it flushed
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    • Waited till my second visit to use the bathroom to my bud’s house and even then I made sure I wiped the seat after, sprayed the febreeze, and wiped off the sink before getting out.
      Double0h 23 mar
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    • I should be feared for I shit in the school stalls in the ones with broken locks. When I’m at my new friends house, I shit there too. I showed there. I conquer their bed. Fear me. For I also use the fake toilets at the stores.
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    • I’ve shit at my best friends house and the toilet water started to rise and I’ve never felt my soul leave my body faster
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    • I aint afraid of shit
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    • Nah fam if I gotta shit then I gotta shit.
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    • As we all know, to be a women you must have two X chromosomes, rather than one X and one Y chromosome. This means that women are classified as "homogametic". Now the prefix homo is used somewhere else; homosexual, also known as gay. This correlation cannot be ignored, which means that women are gay
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    • Anyone else ever go to use somebody else’s toilet and they hide the plunger like a freakin sociopath?
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    • no im just more afraid to shit myself in front of someone
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    • I do it to assert dominance as soon as I walk in.
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    • I FUCKING CLOGGED IT THE FIRST TIME AND IT WOULDNT GO DOWN FOR THE LIFE OF ME!!! I wanted to fucking die... were still best friends tho
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    • iant99 28 mar
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    • I’m always terrified to poop at someone else’s house. I always clog the toilet and I can’t unclog it cause they don’t have a plunger. My dukes aren’t even big
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    • Ive jerked on the school bus ;)
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    • " Hey um, I'm really sorry but...can I use your... horse stables?"
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    • Give a blowjob the first visit
      IceBane 26 mar
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    • I'll fucking shit anywhere. ANY. WHERE.
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    • I was working on a house that didn't have plumbing yet and knocked on the neighbors door because I had to shit
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    • Aye if I gotta shit I gotta shit
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    • People who make them selves uncomfortable because they are conscious about their need to use the restroom are bitches
      PLEED 25 mar
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    • If I got to shit I’m going to shit
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    • When it’s time to shit, it’s time to shit. Sorry, bruh. Yall do it, too.
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    • Very true. I held that shit in even if it was gonna kill me
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    • Bitch if I gotta shit, I gotta shit
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    • I took a dump at all my girlfriends houses on the first visit to see if their toilets could handle my bowels.
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    • The ones that cum inside the owner's wife are immortal
      Y32zy 24 mar
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    • Ill try to wait if i can. But im not shitting on myself on the ride home... if i gotta go, so be it.
      Arlaul 24 mar
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    • If I gotta shit I gotta shit. What do you want?
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    • My brother can take a shit anywhere. Mall bathrooms, jc penny bathrooms, McDonald’s bathrooms, even gas station bathrooms. The man is an absolute power move making godlike creature
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    • I clogged my friends toilet the first time I went to her house and her mom had to buy a plunger I've walked through the valley of death and came out smelling like lavender febreeze #gottapoop
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    • If I gotta shit, I'm shitting....
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    • When we were think about buying the house we're living in now, my grandfather was looking at it with us with the real estate agent. He took a huge shit in the toilet before we left.
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    • I jerked off in my friends room while he was sleeping
      Woman 24 mar
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    • Boi I’ve clogged toilets with my shits the first time over at somebody’s house AND THEN asked for a plunger. I make power moves alpha males dream about
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    • When nature calls, one must do what they need to do
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    • Until it won't flush
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    • I don't poop outside my own house ever.
      AskApple 23 mar
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    • Nut in the food to become God
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    • The one time I pooped at my friend's house, I clogged it and they didn't keep plungers. I locked it so deep in my memory that thinking about it don't make me embarrassed anymore. Emotion is so repressed that it's gone.
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    • I clogged the toilet the first time...
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    • Dad: God dammit Larry get off the dining room table Larry: *Pulls pants down* IM SHOWING MY DOMINANCE
      Hail8160 23 mar
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    • You are all pussies one time I went to the house of this old friend who I had not seen in a long time. I had to take a shot, so I did it, and the toilet clogged, and there was no way to unclog it, so I fake received an urgent call and left never to come back
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    • One of my friends nutted in the bathroom of a coach bus
      TheClA 23 mar
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    • Hey Ethan. I’m sorry about breaking your toilet with my massive shits the first time I came over.
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    • is that jerm bot?
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    • Hah, never really thought about it, but I did that once at my friends place. Only time I was there and my stomach was acting up, turned into a dead zone for a good 15 minutes lol
      Senpai998 23 mar
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    • Are you saying you’re gonna kill them?
      Sirens 23 mar
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    • If I have to poop, I have to poop.
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