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    • Had a woman tell me all about how her husband was struggling to get it up. I asked how her day was going. Cashiering is absolutely mad
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    • “Would you like a paper bag or a plastic ba-” “My husband died of cancer.”
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    • I used to work for sprint and I had an old guy threaten to throw a brick through my stores window because "I wouldn't help him get a new phone" because his was stolen. I told him to file an insurance claim but he wanted me to do it for him and couldn't understand that I legally couldn't.
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    • I work at a gas station, one guy came in looking super down buying a bunch of beer. So I asked him what he was trying to forget, he told me all about how his wife left him, how he caught her cheating, and that his only sibling (sister) had died in a car wreck just a week ago. I could tell ->
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    • Cashiers are like bartenders except they don’t want to give advice
      Frewt 7 apr
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    • My least favorite joke that people make is when an item doesn’t scan and they reply “it must be free” like HAHAHA FUCKING HILARIOUS PAUL that will be 12.50.
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    • I used to work at a gym and once I asked this guy how his workout went and he went on this whole story about how his sister died of diabetes
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    • My favorite conversation I overheard from Oblivion was: “Can you believe the Mythic Dawn murdered the Emperor??” “Yes.” “Good day.”
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    • Asked a lady how her day was and in front of her two kids she says with a straight face "don't ever have kids they're fucking awful"
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    • A regular of mine has dimentia and every time I see him now he tells me how his wife recently passed away. It breaks my heart every time. I knew his wife too. His wife died about a month ago. He comes in every day and just kinda re-lives his wifes passing. It hurts 💔
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    • As a guy was was leaving the restaurant I told him to have a good day, he just said “I’ll try” and just trying to be nice I said “that’s all we can ever do” and then the mad lad just says “yeah I buried my wife three weeks ago, she was the only woman I loved and I’ll never love another woman”
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    • When I used to work at pep boys I was helping a guy in his 50s with his daughter with car paints, and he told me he is in the middle of being sued by his wife for molesting that daughter... Sir, I'm just trying to help u with car paint here.....
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    • Had a woman come in a say “nobody says hello anymore, it’s all about these devices” and I said “oh..well hello, how are you?” To which she replied “terrible, I buried my mother yesterday.” 😬
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    • Bruh I worked at a cashier for 7 eleven and the store I worked at was pretty shady lol. Wasn't there but a dude got shot while pumping his gas. A 13 yo girl came in while I was on night shift and cut herself up and down her legs. I came into contact w meth, pot, and heroin in our trash. Shits mad
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    • I answer phones for a funeral home and some lady called in to plan her funeral and said for us to come pick up her body the next morning. No idea if she actually died that night or what, but i had to take my 10 minutes after that because i was NOT prepared
      EmoNeo 7 apr
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    • My mom is a cashier and every Christmas an elderly Asian woman makes her handmade soap and a hat
      Barnabas 7 apr
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    • “How’re you doing today” ‘not good my brother just died so I’m getting some road trip snacks for his funeral’
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    • Had a customer tell me she was feeling down because her kids don’t visit her anymore. It sucks but like I’m just the cashier at a pizza shop wtf am I supposed to do about that
      MlSSOURI 8 apr
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    • Asking "hows it going?" Is just an expression your not suppose to actually say how your doing just say good and move on.
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    • Those working retail are the world's NPCs
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    • I've been told about so many divorces, birthdays and even funeral services which ONCE I WAS INVITED TO GO. Cashiering is a whole new world
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    • I work at Jersey Mike's and was making a guys order and asked how his week has been and he looked at me and said "my house burned to the ground both of my dogs died and all 3 of my vehicles have broken down" and I just said that's a bummer, you want any chips or drinks?
      Baybuck 7 apr
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    • This comment section is gold just for cashier stories
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    • I’ve had so many people just tell me, completely out of the blue, that they’re on the way to a funeral. I honestly thought one woman was going to start crying in the store. I feel bad for them, but I have no idea what to say when I’m just trying to do my job
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    • Watching the door at Walmart is also wild. I checked one dudes receipt. It said 4 shot glasses were purchased. They had a cart full of various items that were definitely not shot glasses. I also saw a dude get arrested for stealing a bag of tamales
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    • As a cashier I can confirm this
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    • Who needs a therapist when cashiers exist?
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    • I married an orc in skyrim who I lived in a house with, I also had a bard who sounded terrible so I killed her in the greenhouse in hopes of getting a new one. My husband saw her and yelled "MURDER!" and ran out of the house and ran back in yelling "DRAGON!"
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    • As a former 7 Eleven employee, we don't like it when you come in and talk about how your aunt just died for 20 minutes, five of which are spent actually buying things, and 15 of which are spent standing aside so others can buy things while you talk, when you were only asked "anything else for you?"
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    • I've got this one lady that comes into my store all the time who constantly tells us about all the affairs she has each week
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    • Had a woman tell me all about how her husband was murdered by a troll the other day. I asked how her day was going. Cashiering is absolutely mad
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    • Really accurate, I once asked a customer for his number for his rewards account and half way through he goes "you may have my son in there, he died last year though"
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    • Asked how a guy was doing, said “great, I found out my wife was cheating today after 5 years of marriage.”
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    • All I said was "quite a day, ain't it", and this one lady (bless her heart) said, "yep, I've got two kids to care for and having to deal with two miscarriages"
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    • People treat cashiers like a robot they can vent to
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    • Had a lady tell me about two deaths in her family after my coworker asked how she was doing. I said 'I'm very sorry for your loss, would you like a receipt?"
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    • One time someone’s card got declined and she was acting like it’s my fault and literally told me “there’s 10,000 dollars in that account, there’s no way it got declined”... probably not the best idea to tell the person holding your car how much money is in your account
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    • Imagine someone walks up to you and punches you in the face, and as you go to counterattack, they just sit down, open their backpack, and consume 47 full sized wheels of cheese.
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    • Last week a lady came in and told me she was going to be a grandma and her son was going to have a shotgun wedding and then she told me she was stoned... This was a normal Sunday morning
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    • I helped a person load some stuff into her car and she spent like 5 min telling me how her husband cheated on her and now he’s dead
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    • Not the same scenario but once Someone said I was bad at bagging and I was fighting back tears that shit hurted
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    • I ask every customer how there day is going, but I dont listen when they answer. Mostly because I dont really car, but this bit me in the butt once when a customer said " not great I'm on my way to.my Dad's funeral ". I of course said "that's always nice to hear". Then I pause, and he paused.... 😐
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    • “Hi, how are you doing today ma’am?” “Oh okay I guess other than the fact that my mom passed away seven months ago and my dad died from a heart attack four years ago and my son was deployed nine years ago he’s back now but I’m still getting over it plus my cat died too which is really sad”
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    • Man I was a cashier once this white bitch started a conversation and she ended up telling me how to make microwaved corn
      IamNigga 7 apr
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    • Had to help a lady put to her car the other day. She without warning told me she had a type of bone marrow cancer that couldn't be helped. I dont know what she expected me to say to that
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    • Had a co-worker tell me he was sexually abused. Goddamn man, working at Lowes you meet the weirdest fucking people
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    • I had a lady tell me her house burnes down last night and she lost everything. All I said was your total is $3.29...
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    • Had a guy tell me his exwife was turning his daughter against him
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    • I had a guy talk about about his abusive ex girls friends for 2 hours and got mad went I said 30 minutes after closing to please leave
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    • I don’t know what it is about being a cashier that makes people want to tell you their life story. I had a woman come in and tell me about her baby dying and house burning down.
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    • had a woman once tell me she’d been dating a guy for like a year but he wouldn’t quit pressuring her to do anal. being a cashier is pretty wack
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    • I was checking a couple out and they were talking about what they were going to use the whip cream and chocolate syrup for. It's been 5 years since I was a cashier and that image still haunts me
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    • Lord yes! This woman stood at my register for 30 minutes talking about her failed attempt at opening a salon
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    • A customer once told me how she was in the car when her uncle killed someone in a hit and run. I just wanted to know what kind of rice she wanted with her meal, man.
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    • Shit, working as a cashier is just dealing with automated un-provoked npc dialogue constantly
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    • If I ever become a cashier, I'm going to greet my customers with "looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?"
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    • Seriously, people act like it's a freaking confessional instead of a checkout. I've heard some shit
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    • Man came up to me looking for some stolen merchandise his daughter sold he told me she is addicted to heroine and she sold his stuff for a fix and that it has been hard on the family and honestly how am I suppose to respond to that? Have a nice day?
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    • I’m a bank teller, the other day a lady told me about her divorce and the legal proceedings for a good half hour while we were busy and I was helping other people going around her
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    • It's bitter work but the stories are worth it. I had a woman tell me she had brain cancer and just chuckle right after about a funny article she'd been reading on her phone. Had one guy straight up tell me he sells heroine. Good times.
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    • Once had a 93 year old ask where the lube was and if we sold viagra. She came up 10 minutes later, slammed a bottle of lotion on the counter and started telling me how she was about to get laid for the first time since her husband died 20 years ago
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    • I work the front desk at a motel, and this lady tried to guilt trip me into giving her a discount on a room by telling me she had cancer. Turns out, she had breast cancer. Back in 1999.
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    • Lady once came in crying. Asked her how her day was and she continued on about how her husband beats her and that her and her child are running away to a different state. Offered a hug and she looked at me like I did the weirdest thing in the store
      G04T 7 apr
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    • I work at Ace and seasonally we sell straw bales and one day somebody came up to me and asked to buy one bale. I said of course, that'll be $5.99. And she says "usually we buy two bales but we found one of our horses dead this morning" like.... What do I even say??
      MrJubudi 7 apr
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    • Yea Fr I cashier and this one guy just goes on rambling today about how he won’t get plastic bags because he’s afraid they will soon be taxed on by the government
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    • Had a man is his forties tell me he had suicidal thoughts, I have him some chicken on me
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    • I worked as a bagger, and had to listen to cashiers stories over and over again. This one cashier told everyone how lighting stuck her house and killed her dog
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    • This old lady was at the bank and she told the teller she wanted to withdraw some money because her husband just died
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    • It’s true, though. People will be like “hey how’s your day?” or “how are you doing?” and you’ll just be like “terrible, I’m dying, my job sucks, I ate like 4lbs of salsa this morning, would you like anything else?”
      AMiss 7 apr
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    • My first job was a stocker at a grocery store. One day when I was stocking the peanut butter some guy asked me where the coffee was, and I just said “it’s in aisle two,” and he was like, “ok thank you. You know they say robots are gonna take over the world one day.”
      JRo_ 7 apr
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    • Except as the cashier you're serving the cave troll, while also wishing you were dead like her husband
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    • Had a guy come up and tell me that his wife cheated on him with his best friend 15 years ago, and that half of the kids he thought were his were actually between the Wife and Best friend. I deadass didnt know how to respond
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    • "Hi there, the total is $16.75" "Great! My wife just died in an accident *wink* and I got the life insurance from it!"
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    • So apparently mineral oil is very effective as a laxative, and coconut oil makes you shit like a skunk. This was told to me by a very wise old man
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    • I had a truck driver talk about how I needed to learn how to kill and clean a chicken so I can properly cook for my future family. And then told me about how his wife was killed by a drunk driver
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    • When to taco Bell ONCE the cashier told me how his house was being foreclosed on and that his aunt was becoming a vegetable. Apparently he calls her a potato.
      Lureful 6 apr
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    • I was a cashier about 8 years back. Yeah everyone tells you everything and you learn who is the town drunk or whores. I just treated it like I was everyone's friend. It made the day fun. People just want to connect.
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    • I had a lady waiting to pay because she was on the phone and no one was behind here. She's talking about making an appointment with someone. Totally calm. I look back for a second, I look back and she's hung up the phone, and completely bawling. I'm so fucking confused and so I just awkwardly ring.
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    • One time someone was trying to pick out what thermometer they wanted, broke down and basically told me a plot to Marley and me while showing me pictures of their dog
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    • I had a guy tell me he was gonna shoot his neighbor in the head
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    • I had the reverse happen. The McDonalds cashier told me that her mom was currently in the hospital getting her legs cut off because of diabetes and the cashier said she also had diabetes and I was like......just some ketchup please
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    • Customers do love to share a lot of information. One time a guy asked me for non- latex condoms (not that weird), then, without any reason, tells me outta because the smell of latex kills his boner.
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    • I was once a cashier like you, then I took an arrow to the knee
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    • Had a woman call her kid a burden because she walked in on her husband cheating and continued to tell me how she was going to murder her. Then didn’t feed her kid and ate $15 worth of food herself.
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    • Woman called in once to order food ended up being on the phone with her for like 10 minutes listening about how her dog had diabetes.
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    • The one dude that confused me the most asked me when the deer turned into moose. I told her in September because I have no response to that.
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    • I work at my local grocery store's deli and earlier this week a lady told me about how important retirement plans are for like 10 minutes and then she just left.
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    • In the south they’ll straight up tell you their entire life story
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    • When my gf and I got a puppy a man waiting in line told us about how his dog was hit by a car and described the details of the blood spatter for example and I was like alright the happiness of this precious puppy is now dampened by the tragedy of your story that could've been avoided.
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    • Used to work in produce at my local store, ur head will fucking explode, ppl that normally shop there still ask u where shit is, ppl not grabbing the shit that it says on WIC checks, stuff being put back in the wrong spot literally 5 fucking minutes after u fixed it. Never working retail again. 😡
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