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    • I’m going through chemotherapy, YOU THINK THE SHITS WILL STOP ME? BOY, OHHH BOY. I’LL CHUG COFFE TILL MY LAST DYING BREATH. Which would be about four cups in because caffeine has an overdose point
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        • If they think coffee has a hard crash, they're in for a real suprise when they come down from crack
          StLouis94 30 jan
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          • The fuck is up with features, I've seen all of these within the last 5 days or so. And I can tell because I've already liked most of them
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            • Crack is wack
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              • That’s why you get up early and have coffee with breakfast. You take a nice big shit, and then you’re good for the day until you get home from work and take another nice big shit.
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                • Bruh the people in class that constantly complain about being tired just haven't discovered the wonders of caffeine
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                    • No the fuck you're not about to demonize my precious hot bean juice. Real coffee doesn't make you crash, but the frappa-cappu-sugar-filled bullshit drinks do. And yes it's a diuretic/laxative, but since when was dropping a log and clearing out your poop chute bad? I can't wait for my next shit
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                      • And it’s a great way to stay in shape
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                        • Definitely do meth! Not only do you get a energy surge sure to make you feel younger, you no longer feel the urge to do mundane tasks such as: taking shits, eating food, seeing your kids, please come back Sharon, they’re my kids too, the accident wasn’t my fault.
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                          • Definitely going with crack next time..
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                            • Meth works better than crack and coffee combined. Get with the times
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                              • Why do people get coffee with with like 10 sugar and 10 creams. That’s pretty much a milkshake fam.
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                                • Had me in the first half not gonna lie
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                                  • Coffee doesn't do any of that to me so...
                                    YeetHub 25 jan
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                                    • And at the end of the day just inject some heroin to help you sleep
                                      WeiRdly 25 jan
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                                      • Don't drink multiple monster energy drinks in a row, my guys- a friend of mine did and started seeing the 5th dimension
                                        Salticide 25 jan
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                                        • I mix black coffee with a couple spoonfuls of hot chocolate powder. Let me fuckin tell you, youre missing out
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                                          • Y'all ever not drink coffee in the morning just to flex on all your caffeine addicted peers?
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                                            • It's not as strong as methamphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth.
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                                              • God wants me to do hardcore drugs: i went on a date with a girl, get back to her place, crackpipe. One of the girls I see every day at the gas station was in my English class (college) and after class she tells me to get in her car offers me cocaine. Like bruh...
                                                FoxxMann 26 jan
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                                                • Hmmmmm maybe because crack is illegal?
                                                  mting06 26 jan
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                                                  • Crack makes you sleepy after a while
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                                                    • Coffee doesnt make you crash, too much sugar in it will.
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                                                      • Why not both?
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                                                        • But remember it’s: GREAT way to make NEW friends, not NEW way to make GREAT friends
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                                                          • But paint thinner makes you a literal god
                                                            Gamerkiwi 26 jan
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                                                            • My body has a resistance to caffeine, to the point where instead of waking me up, I get tired as fuck
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                                                                • I just smoke sativas to wake up.
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                                                                  • My math teacher is always super active in the morning, then gets sad,mad,hyper,sleepy, what does he take?
                                                                    razr21 25 jan
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                                                                    • • Keeps you thin.
                                                                      MrJack 25 jan
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                                                                      • If you thought coffee was the one here that had the hard crash, boy do I have news for you
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                                                                        • Crack also has a hard crash.
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                                                                            • Crack heads are magical creatures change my mind
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                                                                              • My brother literally stopped me from smoking crack two days ago I didn’t know it was crack lol
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                                                                                • Anyone who drinks coffee is a pussy, real men do crack
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                                                                                  • Why do crack when you can do black tar heroine
                                                                                    meme_warz 25 jan
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                                                                                    • Coffee makes me tired
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                                                                                      • LewdClub 25 jan
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                                                                                        • The funny thing is everything on this list describes coffee
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                                                                                            • Only last for 30 minutes. Smoke meth, better than crack can last up to 24 hours
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                                                                                                • I used to dose 10ug of LSD in the morning. That really got the gears turning.
                                                                                                  Tooru 25 jan
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                                                                                                  • Coffee: causes adrenal gland fatigue
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                                                                                                    • So put crack in your coffee
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                                                                                                      • Crack should be called more cuz you dont get high off it you just want more of it
                                                                                                        joker4 25 jan
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                                                                                                        • But crack kills you
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                                                                                                            • I do cocaine every morning, I have tons of friends I also am unstoppable. I would highly recommend you all do the same.
                                                                                                              Lilshity 25 jan
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                                                                                                              • Intellectuals will call it wakey wakey warm bean juice
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                                                                                                                • Crack heads always seem like the happiest people
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                                                                                                                    • Moan 25 jan
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                                                                                                                      • Missingno 25 jan
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                                                                                                                          • Fuck that, crack has a quicker crash than caffeine. You gotta smoke meth for that long lasting energy 👍
                                                                                                                            d_money_ 31 jan
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                                                                                                                            • U forget about the death part
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                                                                                                                              • I mean you ever seen a crackhead get hit by a car those people are invincible
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                                                                                                                                • The had us in the second half, not gonna lie
                                                                                                                                  maxam73 29 jan
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                                                                                                                                  • I dont get shit from coffee. I drink it because its yummy
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                                                                                                                                      • "Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half."
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                                                                                                                                        • MAKES YOU UNSTOPPABLE
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                                                                                                                                          • You also get new fuck buddies in jail from crack!!!😃
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                                                                                                                                            • Crack makes you need to shit. Trust me.
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                                                                                                                                              • Unless you have ADD, in which caffeine puts you to sleep!!1!
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                                                                                                                                                • It really does give you the shits
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                                                                                                                                                  • I drink coffee to make me shit 😂
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                                                                                                                                                    • Once you go crack, you go wack
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                                                                                                                                                      • Okay but like coffee doesn’t really do shit to me? I’m just addicted-
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                                                                                                                                                        • I mean there not wrong
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                                                                                                                                                          • Fun Fact: Dark roast coffee protects your DNA (from degredation) by almost a third from genetic illness.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Remember, the best part of waking up is cocaine in your cup
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                                                                                                                                                              • Oh shit never new that do you know a guy where I can get some crack maybe crack cocaine if possible
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                                                                                                                                                                • Had us in the first half not gonna lie
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Speaking of energy in ark I made cocaine for my trexes so I didn't have to boast there stam
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Hey man, not all people are hit like that with coffee, and not all coffee hits you like that. I speak from experience. Ive had it all. (Not really im only 17 and been drinking coffee on and off for 2 years)
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Drink it enough and you won't notice shit
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                                                                                                                                                                        • I drink coffee at night to go to sleep....
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Coffee makes me tired for some reason
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Crack is also a great for weight loss
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                                                                                                                                                                              • I bet theres a parallel universe where coffee is illegal and you can buy cocaine at Starbucks
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Wait caffeine has a overdose point? What level is that? I take in close to 600mg a day or more..
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Those friends are in blue then you make friends that are in orange
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • You'll cowards dont even smoke crack
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Crack has a much harder crash than coffee wth
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Crack makes you pass out usually. From seeing friends smoke it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • So, I’m ve been doing life all wrong? Fuck! They told me I was gonna be a failure but I never believed them.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • You were here first cyka but my pfp was on my acc since day one blyat
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Doing drugs is gay
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • The party doesnt stop, until your heart does.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Fenrir_99 26 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • I put a little cocaine in my coffee and call it a columbian roast
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • What, make friends? Finally, this is what I needed
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