• People still drink coffee in the morning to wake them up? coffee -makes you jittery -hard crash -gives you the shits smoking crack -instant energy boost -makes you unstoppable -great way to make new friends
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    • I’m going through chemotherapy, YOU THINK THE SHITS WILL STOP ME? BOY, OHHH BOY. I’LL CHUG COFFE TILL MY LAST DYING BREATH. Which would be about four cups in because caffeine has an overdose point
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    • Bandicutie a month
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    • If they think coffee has a hard crash, they're in for a real suprise when they come down from crack
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    • The fuck is up with features, I've seen all of these within the last 5 days or so. And I can tell because I've already liked most of them
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    • That’s why you get up early and have coffee with breakfast. You take a nice big shit, and then you’re good for the day until you get home from work and take another nice big shit.
      MrJack a month
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    • Bruh the people in class that constantly complain about being tired just haven't discovered the wonders of caffeine
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    • TheMarshFox a month
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    • No the fuck you're not about to demonize my precious hot bean juice. Real coffee doesn't make you crash, but the frappa-cappu-sugar-filled bullshit drinks do. And yes it's a diuretic/laxative, but since when was dropping a log and clearing out your poop chute bad? I can't wait for my next shit
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    • And it’s a great way to stay in shape
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    • Definitely do meth! Not only do you get a energy surge sure to make you feel younger, you no longer feel the urge to do mundane tasks such as: taking shits, eating food, seeing your kids, please come back Sharon, they’re my kids too, the accident wasn’t my fault.
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    • Crack is wack
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    • Definitely going with crack next time..
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    • Meth works better than crack and coffee combined. Get with the times
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    • Why do people get coffee with with like 10 sugar and 10 creams. That’s pretty much a milkshake fam.
      PRO25_ 25d
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    • Had me in the first half not gonna lie
      BOYD34 25d
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    • Coffee doesn't do any of that to me so...
      YeetHub a month
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    • And at the end of the day just inject some heroin to help you sleep
      WeiRdly a month
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    • Don't drink multiple monster energy drinks in a row, my guys- a friend of mine did and started seeing the 5th dimension
      Salticide a month
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    • I mix black coffee with a couple spoonfuls of hot chocolate powder. Let me fuckin tell you, youre missing out
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    • Y'all ever not drink coffee in the morning just to flex on all your caffeine addicted peers?
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    • It's not as strong as methamphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth.
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    • God wants me to do hardcore drugs: i went on a date with a girl, get back to her place, crackpipe. One of the girls I see every day at the gas station was in my English class (college) and after class she tells me to get in her car offers me cocaine. Like bruh...
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    • Hmmmmm maybe because crack is illegal?
      mting06 25d
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    • Crack makes you sleepy after a while
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    • Coffee doesnt make you crash, too much sugar in it will.
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    • Why not both?
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    • But remember it’s: GREAT way to make NEW friends, not NEW way to make GREAT friends
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    • But paint thinner makes you a literal god
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    • My body has a resistance to caffeine, to the point where instead of waking me up, I get tired as fuck
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    • I just smoke sativas to wake up.
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    • My math teacher is always super active in the morning, then gets sad,mad,hyper,sleepy, what does he take?
      razr21 a month
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    • • Keeps you thin.
      MrJack a month
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    • If you thought coffee was the one here that had the hard crash, boy do I have news for you
      Comment_Tater a month
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    • Crack also has a hard crash.
      ChefSkyHigh a month
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    • HomieTheClown a month
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    • Crack heads are magical creatures change my mind
      ShaneSlowik a month
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    • My brother literally stopped me from smoking crack two days ago I didn’t know it was crack lol
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    • Anyone who drinks coffee is a pussy, real men do crack
      funnyguy25442 a month
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    • Why do crack when you can do black tar heroine
      meme_wars2 a month
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    • Coffee makes me tired
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    • LewdClub a month
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    • The funny thing is everything on this list describes coffee
      YeetMehBeet a month
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    • Penicillin a month
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    • Only last for 30 minutes. Smoke meth, better than crack can last up to 24 hours
      kaejaekill a month
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    • I used to dose 10ug of LSD in the morning. That really got the gears turning.
      Tooru a month
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    • Coffee: causes adrenal gland fatigue
      univprofessor a month
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    • So put crack in your coffee
      VapeWhiskey21 a month
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    • Crack should be called more cuz you dont get high off it you just want more of it
      joker4 a month
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    • But crack kills you
      redster2280 a month
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    • TeamLeaderMan a month
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    • I do cocaine every morning, I have tons of friends I also am unstoppable. I would highly recommend you all do the same.
      Lilshity a month
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    • Intellectuals will call it wakey wakey warm bean juice
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    • Crack heads always seem like the happiest people
      JessicaMaria a month
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    • Climacophilia a month
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    • Moan a month
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    • Missingno a month
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    • Jools a month
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    • Fuck that, crack has a quicker crash than caffeine. You gotta smoke meth for that long lasting energy 👍
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    • U forget about the death part
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    • I mean you ever seen a crackhead get hit by a car those people are invincible
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    • The had us in the second half, not gonna lie
      maxam73 22d
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    • I dont get shit from coffee. I drink it because its yummy
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    • "Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half."
      Rokuya 24d
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    • MAKES YOU UNSTOPPABLE
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    • You also get new fuck buddies in jail from crack!!!😃
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    • Crack makes you need to shit. Trust me.
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    • Unless you have ADD, in which caffeine puts you to sleep!!1!
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    • It really does give you the shits
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    • I drink coffee to make me shit 😂
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    • Once you go crack, you go wack
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    • Okay but like coffee doesn’t really do shit to me? I’m just addicted-
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    • I mean there not wrong
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    • Fun Fact: Dark roast coffee protects your DNA (from degredation) by almost a third from genetic illness.
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    • Remember, the best part of waking up is cocaine in your cup
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    • Oh shit never new that do you know a guy where I can get some crack maybe crack cocaine if possible
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    • Had us in the first half not gonna lie
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    • Speaking of energy in ark I made cocaine for my trexes so I didn't have to boast there stam
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    • Hey man, not all people are hit like that with coffee, and not all coffee hits you like that. I speak from experience. Ive had it all. (Not really im only 17 and been drinking coffee on and off for 2 years)
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    • Drink it enough and you won't notice shit
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    • I drink coffee at night to go to sleep....
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    • Coffee makes me tired for some reason
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    • Crack is also a great for weight loss
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    • I bet theres a parallel universe where coffee is illegal and you can buy cocaine at Starbucks
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    • Wait caffeine has a overdose point? What level is that? I take in close to 600mg a day or more..
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    • Those friends are in blue then you make friends that are in orange
      bgud5 25d
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    • You'll cowards dont even smoke crack
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    • Crack has a much harder crash than coffee wth
      vault76 25d
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    • Crack makes you pass out usually. From seeing friends smoke it.
      RenWeb 25d
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    • So, I’m ve been doing life all wrong? Fuck! They told me I was gonna be a failure but I never believed them.
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    • You were here first cyka but my pfp was on my acc since day one blyat
      HarryT 25d
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    • Doing drugs is gay
      09630 25d
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    • The party doesnt stop, until your heart does.
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    • I put a little cocaine in my coffee and call it a columbian roast
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    • What, make friends? Finally, this is what I needed
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    • Was this posted by trever Phillips?
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