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    • If they do, take them. Drugs can be expensive.
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    • TlMB 4 apr
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    • DARE telling me all about weed and shit made me try them out of curiosity. That shit backfired
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    • Pro tip if you are at a party with people smoking weed and you tell them you have never smoked they will 8 /10 times let you smoke with them
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    • I’ve been offered free weed, mushrooms, LSD, Ativan, and Xanax by my friends. What the dare say that’s a lie is that people try to pressure you or even force you to take drugs. I have never experienced that or have of someone who has.
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    • I expected peer pressure to be a bigger problem than it actually was because of these people and those damn PSA's
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    • My friend gave me edibles today. I offered to pay twice, but he refused. I've never even smoked weed, but if it looks like a sour strip, I'm eating it. No questions asked.
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    • I was offered a joint once, and I was like "naw I'm good" and the guy was like "alright cool" and that was it
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    • Peer pressure the way it's described in school is not a thing. I went to numerous parties where everyone was smoking and someone walked up and asked if I wanted a hit, and I was like, "nah." and they just shrugged and took the hit themselves, and I went about enjoying the party, and no one cared.
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    • As a kid, I thought quiksand would be a much bigger problem than it actually is
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    • fat_sal 4 apr
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    • I've only been offered cocaine twice
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    • I offer free drugs to my friends sometimes. Sometimes they offer free drugs to me. It’s a mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship.
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    • Seriously though, that was one of the biggest disappointments of growing up. I was expecting teenagers with black hoodies and sunglasses to offer me drugs every time I turned a corner.
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    • I got 90% of the illegal drugs I've done free. Because I have good friends. Remember kids: grass, cash, gas, or ass
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    • I remember my mom told me this before my first dare class “we dont want family going to prison right? Keep yo mouth shut or I’ll ground you. And if you do talk you’re going to get adopted”
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    • Who's the absolute fucking retard who recreated that SpongeBob meme and thought it was funny?
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    • docs 5 apr
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    • I don't do drugs but my friends did and I would get offered free weed and wax anytime I was with them bc they wanted me to smoke with them
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    • Our DARE guy got arrested for meth
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    • I knew a girl who always got her drugs for free. She got 5 STDs and a baby on the way but I'm pretty sure that's all unrelated right???
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    • Only if you got good friends
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    • The only time someone is gonna offer you drugs is if that person knows you also do drugs
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    • My weed guy quit selling recently and it was a royal pain in the ass finding a new one
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    • Drugs are a business, man. Ain’t nobody gonna offer you free drugs unless it’s a taste and even then that’s basically nothing
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    • Can’t do drugs but you can sign your life away to wars because politicians are arguing with each other
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    • Biggest lie ever! Right up there with “strangers give kids drugs on Halloween”...I’m tired of the lies!!
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    • If your friends dont offer you free drugs. They're not really your friend.
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    • They also don’t pressure you into it. If you aren’t interested they are just “okay cool”
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    • Fuck I wish hs was like they said, no one offered me free shit unless they wanted a huge favor in return
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    • D.A.R.E. stands for Drugs Are Really Expensive
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    • They also tell everyone to stay away from kids who are bad influences but they always make it seem like it wouldn’t be any of the people they’re talking to and bad kids just come out of thin air
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    • Just walk in a bathroom in a bar downtown and say some stupid shit to the guys doing coke in the corner and you get free coke
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    • Damn right he's lieing. All these me2 and cosby bitches never got any offers.
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    • In school I have to take the dare pledge. Imma cross my fingers while I do it becuse maybe I will do drugs
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    • D.A.R.E teachers are called cops
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    • Once went to take a piss freshman year and bunch of kids were smoking weed. One said "hey man want some too?" And I was like "nah I'm just here to take a piss" and he just said "aight that's cool". Peer pressure my ass
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    • But they actually do. The first day of freshman year in high school some dude asked me if I wanted to shoot up heroin behind the dumpster behind the school
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    • D.A.R.E means Drugs Are Really Expensive
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    • I mean, they weren’t wrong. I’ve been offered coke, shrooms, acid, weed, and xans more times than I can remember. I wasn’t even out of high school when I lost count lol
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    • DARE teachers : ThOuSaNdS oF pEoPle DiE eVeRy YeAr Of MaRiJuAnA oVeRdOsE
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    • Not once was i told drugs are free. I was told not to be a dumbass and try to do em
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    • The most I’ve EVER been offered is weed, in a state where weed is legal. And when I say nah they just drop it saying how I don’t have to do it and it’s probably better that I dont
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    • People don’t offer free drugs they offer to sell you drugs.
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    • I wish people ordered free drugs
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    • Turned out I was the guy DARE was warning us about all along
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    • drug dealers often give people free samples because they want them as regular customers
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    • All drugs I've ever had were free. You only buy them once you're addicted or need drugs to make your shitty life have any meaning.
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    • You’ll be offered drugs but never have I ever been pressured to take them. They’re cool if you say you just don’t wanna take them, no one is gonna force you to.
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    • My (old) friends would push me to do weed, LSD, or mushrooms (or any mix of the three) with them all the time. I never want to be on any altering substance besides alcohol from time to time. People will offer you free drugs if they think it'll be funny to see you high in some fashion.
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    • Random guy tried to sell me brass knuckles. That's the most I've gotten out of life
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    • For that you need a little something called a social life
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    • DARE stands for Drugs Are Really Epic!
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    • As a child I thought the Bermuda Triangle would impose more of a threat to me in my life
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    • Maybe your friends just suck..? I get free weed and booze all the time
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    • Wehim 4 apr
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    • The university way: "Our students cant get addicted to drugs if they are all broke!"
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    • Lol I get offered drugs all the time. You guys have cheap friends
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    • D.A.R.E. Is a failed program
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    • yeah i can’t imagine you marijuana addicts sparing even a pinch of your precious weed
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    • This is the worst thing I’ve ever fucking seen. Is this what you fucking degenerate retards find funny?
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    • You're just hanging out with the wrong people
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    • I actually do get offered them for free. Lol
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    • Bruh moment ad
      MehEggs 4 apr
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    • Imagine needing a substance to fuck with your brain just to be happy
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    • I mean if my friend passed me a joint best believe ima take that free hit
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    • Shit. If you’re friends with the right people.
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    • Did coke the other night for free. Just gotta be friends with Mexicans 🤷
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    • Someone has never hung out with people drinking and smoking weed
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    • Lol it's only those retarded kids who get caught that offer everyone weed
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    • Come to California, I can't go to the damn corner store without peeps tryin to sell me drugs, damn "friends" always trying to get me to smoke/drink cuz they're bored. Shit thinking about it, I might just fucking move.
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    • Where are these free drugs i was promised, im fucking pissed
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    • I did coke twice on impulse because it was free, that shit isn’t cheap at all
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    • I aint an addict but I'll take those drugs only if i get to sell em back
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    • Just say its your first time and you’ll get free anything
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    • I got free weed. Just gotta smoke with me
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    • Actualyyyyyy its not wrong. Either that or i should get better friends
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    • You know what kind of peer pressure I get? I get pressured to do school activities
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    • All the time just not for free
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    • If you've never been offered drugs you must live in a gated white community.
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    • i have yet to have been offered drugs where are these free drugs i keep hearing about i had to get a job so i could afford to have weed, car, gas, and just fun shit
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    • Drugs are expensive dumbass id rather get high than let some random kid get high off something he didn’t pitch in for
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    • DARE only ever opened my eyes to the preponderance of drugs out there and gave me a tenacious curiosity to see what all the hype was about😂
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    • They do if you're not a loser ;D
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    • It failed since it told kids all drugs were bad And when kids got older and experimented with them and didnt have there brain melt in a pan like fashion they realized they were bullshit which led to them using drugs that were harmful DARE teaches kids all drugs are bad not that some are some aren’t
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    • Kid with nicotine addiction: “I’m so cool. Anyone who doesn’t do this is a pussy.” *Gets cancer* Kid:
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    • My friends would offer me free weed my first time. After that the boi had to pay a toll
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    • I knew a guy who won a DARE essay contest and spent his winnings on weed.
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    • Try weed in a controlled environment. If you dont like it, dont do it again. But you should do it once just so you're aware of what it does
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    • I get offered drugs all the time actually lol
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    • Did everyone have a police officer for Dare? Or was that just my school district?
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    • Ive only been offered weed once from some guy in my high school. I said naw im good and he went ok 👌🏻🙂
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    • Am I the only one who actually sees this on Snapchat? Like do y’all really never see people trying to sell weed? And I live in Texas! You know how’s weird it is seeing a 13 year old try to sell weed on Snapchat? But I don’t buy any because it’s dumb
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    • I got offered a juul hit today
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