WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND
Dabratzzz_Ky Dabratzzz_Ky
11 sep 2020
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL
Hot Topic employee:
Samael Samael
1 dec 2020
Me: do you have this shirt in a XL Hot Topic employee:
Home Stallone
Home Stallone
child: dad I got you a present.
dad: wow a bag child: no inside
dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
CJ_meme_lord CJ_meme_lord
25 dec 2020
child: dad I got you a present. dad: wow a bag child: no inside dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
Give me five!
Why are you refusing to high five him?
He wants
5 eggs from me!
chow hon lam Buddy Comics
BuddyGator
25 sep 2020
Give me five! Why are you refusing to high five him? He wants 5 eggs from me! chow hon lam Buddy Comics
When your Mom buys off brand cereal
When your Mom buys off brand cereal
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015
sneauxflake
getting ready to joust at hole depot
sneauxflake
home depot* jesus christ
THE HOLE DEPOT
havesomefaithinme
Black Friday shopping
likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015 sneauxflake getting ready to joust at hole depot sneauxflake home depot* jesus christ THE HOLE DEPOT havesomefaithinme Black Friday shopping
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Moneyluv Moneyluv
24 sep 2020
BILLY-BOB YOU LIKE THAT TOILET BRUSH GOT CHA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? WELL MAW GOING BACK TO PAPER
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
DAILY BUGLE
EXCLUSIVE __i\
You're a fucking clown all : aa
JustClowningAround JustClowningAround
15 dec 2020
DAILY BUGLE EXCLUSIVE __i\ You're a fucking clown all : aa
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
thicc_tydriansama thicc_tydriansama
15 dec 2020
My childhood neighbor, just sent me a friend request...
7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
AP
papa_comet papa_comet
18 dec 2020
7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon AP
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go?
Me:
WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
NaheemGaming NaheemGaming
2 jun
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go? Me: WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
The Name Is
ip
Blonde, Jane
Blonde
lettuce_yeetdrive lettuce_yeetdrive
16 dec 2020
The Name Is ip Blonde, Jane Blonde
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass
car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song
made with mematic
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song made with mematic
"How many hoes you got?"
Me:
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
"How many hoes you got?" Me:
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good?
k.
Ultimate ag Machine*
Sheriff_Levithan Sheriff_Levithan
29 sep 2020
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good? k. Ultimate ag Machine*
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops,
40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Arthur_Morgan__ Arthur_Morgan__
27 may
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops, 40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW
YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE
TRASH
PatnoonicCanadian PatnoonicCanadian
25 sep 2020
YW HAVE THIS MEANS YOUR EATEN MY MY NEW HUSBAND NOW YOUR TURN TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH