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    • Park 11 apr
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    • As a dm, I'm not spawning shops out of nowhere to cater to my pc's. They can suffer the weight-based consequences of their actions.
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    • I don't agree with a shop appearing out of nowhere just because a player wants it. Carry your loot to the next town, you little bitch.
      Schlatt 11 apr
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    • What kind of soft, lily-livered DM is this?
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    • I love how all these d&d memes get featured but not many of us actually play
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    • I played dnd once. I played it with my drunk Puerto Rican friend, some body builder, a red head with weird tattoos, and a psychotic 13 year old.
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    • Tried this once, dm decided to fuck with us, and the shop we found in the forest was a witches hut, so rather than being able to sell shit, we got into a fight with a couple of witches and it sucked
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    • Bad Dming
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    • Why is everyone into DND now?
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    • Weak DM
      AwDonovan 13 apr
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    • My DM would not be like that. And I'm glad. Shit like that would fucking demolish my immersion. Bad DM.
      Greymane 12 apr
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    • If your dm does shit like that they're a bad dm
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    • If a dm grants the request just from a “please” they shouldn’t be allowed to dm anymore
      RoccLee 12 apr
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    • What kind of bitchass dm gives in to the player rather than assaulting them with angry frogs every time they get annoying
      BreadK 12 apr
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    • Bitch of a dm needs to stand his ground.
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    • I had to make a solution to this in my game, I call them the merchants 8 they are a traveling group of ex adventurers that sell items they've found on their quests or bartered for and if you prove to be a valuable customer then they give you a coin that can be used to call them to your location
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    • "He only has some twigs and dead frogs he found to sell and can only buy your loot for shiny pebbles he really likes"
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    • Weak DM
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    • More like “so you really wanna look for a shop in a swamp” *rolls* alright you spent 3 hours looking for something you know you couldn’t find and guess what, you didn’t find it”
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    • Hate to be that guy but that’s a congressman not a shop owner
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    • How else you think Shrek makes a living?
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    • Shitty DM if he does stuff like that.. maybe if the entire party rolled nat 20 perception checks you could like have them find a secret shop lol
      Glightcap 12 apr
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    • Some dude had enough time to put all of that in there, dress up in a suit and take a photo in nasty water. For what lol
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    • When Shrek opens up a fine business establishment
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    • We had a pretty much all powerful home brew merchant that sold basically anything and everything and popped into existence when ever you exclaimed something like “I have money” or “ I want to buy shit” that is we did until our homebase town was nuked last session by the enemy
      hamer51 11 apr
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    • I’ve really wanted to get into D&D, but I’ve only got 1 friend and I’m anti-social af
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    • The long lost child of Ben Shapiro
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    • That's why you make the wizard have the secret chest spell
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    • Konpeki 11 apr
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    • But why is that picture a thing
      sturges 11 apr
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    • I dont get it
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    • what does a direct message have to do w this
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    • I would be so paranoid of an alligator 🐊
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    • What’s dm and pc?
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    • I dont get it
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    • Shop owner is shrek. Turns out to be side dungeon with shrek as the dungeon boss
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    • why does he look like a younger version of jim from The Office?
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    • Can someone tell me where I can find a d&d game to play like I’ve never played one but I love rpgs (I’m talking about a digital version, I don’t have any nerdy friends irl :P)
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    • As a dm, drop the gear or be overencombered, nerds. No reason you need 10 shortswords.
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    • i have no idea what this is
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    • Ok but where’s the funny
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    • Shopkeep: “Get OUT OF ME SWAMP!”
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    • Shitty dm imo. Make em wait
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    • Shreks lawyer
      Al3E 11 apr
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    • But it's a hillbilly that can only pay you in catfish teeth.
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    • The memorial mob merchant in the swamp
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    • What is a PC and dm in this case
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    • Haha😁😁👍👍👍✅emojis🙃🙃👌😁really improve👍👍😬😁😁😁the quality of a post😗😄😆😃😃🤠 I got the horses in the back🤠🤠🤠🐴🐴🐴
      enemyweeb 11 apr
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    • That shop person in Sekiro in the basket with the creepy hand
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    • You’re in a swamp and find a shop? Shrek only gives half market value and then beats you for being in his swamp
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    • It seems like I am the only person on the planet who can roll a nat 1 4 times in a row
      Br0bot 11 apr
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    • "get outta me swamp"
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    • This spot is reserved for tc
      cravodalo 11 apr
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    • those emojis were unnecessary and annoying
      Kurty 11 apr
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    • I’m so confused
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    • A crocodile is gonna come out of the water.
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    • Is D&D becoming a thing again ? What's happening ?
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    • Anyone else see the dark figure on the background to the left
      ThirdVibe 15 apr
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    • Fuck off with all these other people you sell Shrek all your stuff
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    • Imagine playing dnd in a holodeck from star trek.
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    • Meet swampletics
      Orangei 14 apr
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    • “I attempt to ride the dragon using persuasion saying I’m a trained dragon rider and together we can conquer the world” roll a 20 bam I’m on a dragon “I stab the dragon in the back of the neck” strength check cuz the scales and skin is very tough rolls a 2 causes a small cut and gets crushed
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    • So I don’t understand, so the game is built on what the dungeon master says, can’t the dungeon master just make himself win I’m confused
      Jeeww 13 apr
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    • Where do I find people to play???
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    • My group had its first player death. It was via Mind Flayer
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    • We had too many people in our campaign, so one person was designated as the shop keeper and they followed us everywhere and we could sell and buy stuff but only if we kept her alive in battles
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    • Its all fun and games until the big log lizard starts swimming toward you
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    • Get outta my swamp
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    • Why
      CRLM107 12 apr
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    • Nobody:__________ Bill Nye:
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    • Jim this is not funny
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    • Change my mind
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    • Idk could be a travelling merchant but shops work
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    • What kind of shitty DM adheres to "please"? You're not like a deity they can pray to and if they're lucky damage-boosting marshmallows will fall from the sky.
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    • Wtf does this mean?
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    • Dnd is a great game
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    • If yo dm does shit like this they a bitch
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    • He’s either 15 or 35
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    • Ya’ll Have way too lenient DM’s
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    • Player character, it's a dnd thing
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    • Hag coven time, naughty children. Prepare to barter for your LIVES
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    • This is a kind of similar view from the back door of our off-grid camp that we go to to get away from everything. The water isn't quite that stagnant, though.
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    • More dnd features. I really gotta play this game
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    • DnD in a nutshell
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    • Dungeon Master giveth
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    • I think you have to roll a dice before you do that
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    • Shrek is always looking for new merch
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    • What are yer doing in my swamp
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