>PC conference starts
>The stage is empty and there's no music
>Nothing happens for half an hour
>People start to become frustrated
>Suddenly loud feedback
>Gaben walks out on stage
>People start cheering wildly
>SuddenIy he shouts "NO!" and the crowd goes silent
>DON'T CHEER YOU MORONS
>WHY DONT YOU GET IT? WE ARENT FUCKING MAKING IT. THAT'S IT, BOTTOM LINE
>WE. WILL. NEVER. RELEASE. IT.
>People in the audience are openly weeping and cursing the heavens
>YOU MAY PRAY TO YOUR FEEBLE GODS FOR MERCY, BUT THERR IS NO GOD THAT CAN SAVE YOU FROM THIS HARSH REALITY
>HALF LIFE 3 IS OFFICIALLY CANCELLED. THE CONFERENCE IS OVER. THERE IS NOTHING MORE FOR YOU HERE
>LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER RETURN YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT.
>He throws the microphone into the audience, hitting and blinding a small child