• PAY A MAN ENOUGH AND HE'LL WALK
BAREFOOT INTO
This is one of those quotes that's like "oh who said
that? Thomas Hobbes? Shakespeare?" and no it's Evil
90s Will Riker from Garaovles
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    • If I pay someone enough will they hold my hand?
      Pastell 4 aug
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    • Gargoyles was fuckn lit so was Spiderman from the 1990's
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    • God gargoyles needs to come back
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    • Dick
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    • “Do you think god stays in heaven because he fears what he has created?” -Spykids
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    • Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No," says the man in Washington, "it belongs to the poor." "No," says the man in the Vatican, "it belongs to God." "No," says the man in Moscow, "it belongs to everyone." I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the
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    • "In a world without heroes, a villain must be born to make them." - Arkaedia O'Terra from Antila's Curse.
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    • Balls
      _Mazi 4 aug
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    • Literally nobody thought that quote came from someone like Thomas Hobbes
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    • That's Xanatos, you uncultured swine.
      relynn 5 aug
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    • I. Loved. Gargoyles. And the fact that half the voices are actors from TNG made it all the more better.
      DobisP 4 aug
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    • Don’t David Xanatos like that. He is literally the person the Xanatos Gambit trope is named after
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    • Like that one time two guys at DC Tech had sex for $20 and people started making shirts that said “I’m not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars”
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    • Fun Fact: The writer of the animated series "Gargoyles", Greg Weisman, also wrote the worst Magic: The Gathering books to date -- War of the Spark. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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    • Wait. Hold up. Is there a non Star Trek Will Riker?
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    • Can we talk about how amazing of a character Brooklyn was in Gargoyles? Dude had his entire species exterminated, was cursed to never be loved, was hunted daily... yet he STILL never joined the dark side. Became a master strategist... and is the ONLY Disney character to have a HOT ANIME WIFE.
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    • I dont remember this star trek episode
      loseloso 4 aug
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    • I’m very surprised they let him say that in a Disney show.
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    • The fuck ifunny
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    • "In the eyes of the law I have committed a crime, but in the eyes of God I am amongst him" - Zach from Oneyplays
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    • Was jonathan frakes a voice actor in that? It's been so long
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    • Live action gargoyle needs to be a. Thing
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    • Going back and watching shows from the 90's is so surreal sometimes. I was watching The first episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast and they were talking about how women will one day rule the world and I was like damn they weren't too far off with that prediction
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    • Underestimating the dialogue in gargoyles but ok
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    • Shit, I'd do quite a bit for $50.
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    • There's a reason I call that show "Star Trek with Magic"
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    • When I was a kid, I loved the Gargoyles TV show! 😀 I was sad when it ended... 😭
      RyanMace 5 aug
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    • This isn’t deep nigga
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    • David Xanatos was the perfect villain. He was the kind of villain who would drop everything to help Goliath if the threat was great enough. He was a villain with a conscience.
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    • Every time I see him, I keep thinking it’s Doctor Strange even though Strange has black hair
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    • 10 likes and iFunny legally has to ban all furry and anime accounts
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    • Get the Castlevainia team to remake this show?
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    • Sam and Dean: “Wait, you guys are getting paid?”
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    • Aparently there is a actually limit of money where people will literally do anything you say if you pay them that amount
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    • Gargoyles is one of those shows I have only seen once as a kid at like 2am
      Gingey43 5 aug
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    • His name is fucking Zanatos and he was the best anti-villain on that show.
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    • You put some respec on Xanatos’ name
      y01nk 4 aug
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    • You had me at "Evil 90's Will Riker"
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    • Riker must have had quite the career after his time on the Enterprise D...
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    • Evil cmd riker?
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    • Holy fuck this just released nostalgia
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    • Gabriel Reyes from Overwatch
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    • Korn once paid a music store to come in there, beat the shit out of the cashier and break all their cds
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    • Isn’t Will Riker from TNG? What?
      BillHam 4 aug
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    • But people never ask why the man will work for the money... money isn’t motivation, it’s a means to an end
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    • This quote really isn’t that poetic
      Zeros 4 aug
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    • After like 1bil you have basically infinite money and you don’t need any more you can get whatever you want
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    • Gargoyles was my shit. That shit taught you some life lessons.
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    • Mmmm gargoyles
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    • What a dumb quote, from what hell is expected to be, nobody for even a billion dollars would go through the excruciating inconceivable pain that would engulf them from even stepping anywhere near hell.
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    • Who remembers Chaotic, Huntik, the Timone and Pumba show, or the Buzz light year cartoon. If y'all can think of any other old ones comment.
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    • Mmmm barefoot
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    • Doom slayer will do it for 3 nickels
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    • That’s Xanatos
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    • What an awesome show!
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    • Cmdr Will Riker?
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    • Just because it has the word hell in it not being used as an expletive, doesn’t mean it’s deep
      jibjab 5 aug
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    • This is one of those characters where they look like the voice actor
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    • Gotta love them old cartoons. Anybody ever watch Reboot?
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    • It's Xanatos dumbasses.
      TheCheat 5 aug
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    • Show is Gargoyles, amazing show and it’s on Disney+
      jac238 5 aug
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    • Xanatos is one of the most cosistantly succesful villians ever
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    • I was precisely today years old when I discovered that Jonathan Frakes played that role. Mine eyes have been opened!
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    • Disrespect zanatos like this again boi
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    • I miss that show 😕
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    • Atronx7 4 aug
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    • I’m no stranger to being burned but ain’t no way I’m walking bare foot in to hell, you can’t pay me enough
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    • Remember when they teased a trailer for the live action gargoyles movie? Shit looked so fucking cool. You can still look it up on youtube. Too bad it was fan made and it will never happen.
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    • His name was Xanatos! #evilguyname
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    • Been watching this lately. They seriously ran out of ideas halfway through season 2
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    • I have season 1 and 2 of Gargoyles
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    • Xanatos was fucking awesome
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    • It's David fuckin Xanatos you bitch boi
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    • I had no idea there was a movie. I watched the hell out of the series though.
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    • Okay. Honestly if they STICK TO THE SCRIPT the first episodes with the gargoyles in the city could make a great live action movie.
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    • I think I’m gonna rewatch gargoyles
      asscrust 5 aug
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    • Commander William T Ryker of the USS Enterprise.
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    • Don't disrespect David Xanatos like that!
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    • First off, the term would be “mirror universe Riker” or “Tom Riker” after 2nd Riker/Riker 2.0, but not “evil Riker”. That’s just weird. And second off, Riker deserves better than this meme
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    • If you’re goin through hell keep on going don’t slow down if you’re scared don’t show it you might get out before the devil even knows you’re there
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    • Ok
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    • Morians do not ask how many but where
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    • That’s the beauty of everyone having their own life experiences and everyone being able to write and express those thoughts and emotions, we get RAW ASS LINES out of left fucking field sometimes
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    • This is such a good show
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    • I'd do that for a small Baja Blast
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    • Why TF does he look like Reaper?
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    • Doesn’t the villain in that show have a name that sounds like an antidepressant?
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    • Bro they need to bring this show back. I remember thinking that hero's don't die in cartoons. And one of these gargoyles was asleep during the day time so he was turned into stone. The humans smashed like 3 of them. My little 5 year mind was devastated
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    • Marina sirtus as demona was amazing
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    • Zanatos
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    • Kinda shows that anyone can be profound. Like all these insane power quotes we have are from random ass people.
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    • That motherfucker was their friend and foe so many times throughout the show.
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    • Pay a man enough money and he’ll walk barefoot into hell. Lie to the wrong man and he’ll throw you in naked
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    • I thought it was “he’ll walk through cock and ball torture”
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    • No it was Makarov
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