Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape
holds.
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YourSmileIsAmazing YourSmileIsAmazing
3 jan 2021
My niece said I was going bald, so unprompted, she cut off a lock of her hair for me. I hope the scotch tape holds. SAY PLEASE DO YOUF Pay with 70 YouR Pag Use hind we Know you arol
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT,
WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT, WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
THE KITTEN SAYS I THE COW SAYS
MEW THE DUGK SAYS I THE DOGGIE SAYS
QUACK DAA-DDY?
Xanloveless Xanloveless
22 sep 2020
THE KITTEN SAYS I THE COW SAYS MEW THE DUGK SAYS I THE DOGGIE SAYS QUACK DAA-DDY?
How does Iron Man go to the bathroom?
There's actually into my suit.
"4
be
This isthe best interview, i in the history of interviews.
FallingToAsh FallingToAsh
25 sep 2020
How does Iron Man go to the bathroom? There's actually into my suit. "4 be This isthe best interview, i in the history of interviews.
The royal family right now
Megan
Rob1994
28 nov 2020
The royal family right now Megan
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?"
My toddler:
Phil_Latio Phil_Latio
20 jan 2021
Me: "We're leaving in 5 minutes, are you dressed?" My toddler:
The only way to live with a cat.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury
"I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT
IT IS TIME FOR ME
TO CATTE"
situary situary
27 sep 2020
The only way to live with a cat. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CATTE"
Me whenever I can hear people chewing:
Me whenever I can hear people chewing:
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK
AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
follow me for more employment advancement tips
1blondie 1blondie
7 apr
LIFE HACK: PUT BOOZE IN A COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE, AND YOU CAN DO SHOTS AT WORK AS A BONUS, PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE SICK AND STAY AWAY FROM YOU. follow me for more employment advancement tips
When you go to look up your favorite video on PH, only to find out it was lost
during the great porn purge of 2020
made with cxists now, Only in my memory.
made with I
sammi907 sammi907
17 dec 2020
When you go to look up your favorite video on PH, only to find out it was lost during the great porn purge of 2020 made with cxists now, Only in my memory. made with I
When you flush the toilet
and the water starts rising
KingIDK KingIDK
22 jun
When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle
back in
AnHonestDick AnHonestDick
10 sep 2020
When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle back in
Moms when they say
"gracias" to the japanese waiter
of
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
15 jan 2021
Moms when they say "gracias" to the japanese waiter of
Welcome to the danger zone
Se
Wlnataco Wlnataco
24 nov 2020
Welcome to the danger zone Se
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes:
Ace_1 Ace_1
27 sep 2020
© Based on: puppy_love_humans
So I invaded my dog's personal space nd well...'
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Voidrealm105 Voidrealm105
19 may
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together