• Pate Butttigieg
If you want an AR because you picture yourself using it against the "government" some day...
please pause and reflect that this fantasy entails shooting American soldiers and police officers.
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    • Large chunk of the military would join the citizens
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    • Any of em that don't side with the citizens are traitors and traitors get domed.
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    • Who says the army and police force won't be on our side?
      Lol69420 9 sep
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    • I bet most people in the Army would join the people
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    • As a soldier, I have no issue with this. Benedict Arnold was a traitor to the cause. Those who support establishment rule over liberty are traitors. Regardless if they wear the uniform. They have denied their oaths of service to the Constitution and will suffer as the tyrants will.
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    • I’m in the Army and I can tell you if shit hit the fan that bad I’d be fighting with the people
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    • Nigga says it like we want to be in this situation
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    • I can assure you that most military personnel will not fire on U.S. citizens, and a large portion would defect if neccessary.
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    • If you take away guns, like, half of the military would betray the government, and a good portion of the police would too
      veryzucc 8 sep
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    • Yeah as if our army wouldn’t be right there along side us, cause, ya know, they’re also the people...
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    • noon the real tyrants, the politicians.
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    • Poor Pete has no idea how man marines I personally know are pro-liberty and anti-government. We Marines would turn on the government in a heartbeat if we were ordered to violate constitutional laws.
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    • If you plan on disarming Americans, please stop and realize this entails putting police and military deliberately in harms way
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    • 99% of the military would side with the civilians
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    • Depends on how you perceive the line "protect against all threats foreign and domestic" personally as a soldier if the government said it was time to shoot civilians for a china-like reason that's when I turn my back on the government and deem them a threat to the people.
      SethXman 8 sep
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    • You're saying this like police officers and soldiers would follow the government considering many of them support the 2nd amendment and police officers would never take your guns away no matter what the boys in office say
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    • Because that's never before happened in the history of America....hmmm
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    • If you think being the "government" entails sending police and military after gun owning citizens, please pause and reflect that this means we're perfectly justified in starting a militia.
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    • They act like most the military wouldn't either be on our side or refuse to attack. They aren't robots lol
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    • They would be loyal to a corrupt cause and even as a veteran myself I'd be willing to take 'em down if need be.
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    • I never wanted an AR more than I do now
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    • "Fantasy" Fuck around and find out
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    • Most police officers and military would not enforce it
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    • There's 2 kinds of police officers. There's officers of the law (Uphold the constitution) and officers of the state.
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    • Pete buttplug needs to learn to shut his noon mouth.
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    • I own an AR just in case, but I never want to have to use it especially against a police officer or someone in the military
      Cyperian 8 sep
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    • American soldiers take an oath to protect the constitution so if the government says hey citizens can’t have guns well guess what the military is technically not they’re side plus most of them would join us anyways
      tanjesus 9 sep
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    • Someone doesn’t understand the 2nd Amendment.
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    • As a veteran and I'm sure other vets would approve of civilians nooning cops and soldiers if they try and enslave them
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    • As a soldier, don’t worry, I’m joining you
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    • If you want to take away people's guns because you are afraid they are going to use them on you (the government) then take a second to stop and reflect and realize that means you are doing a shitty job. Maybe stop doing a shitty job.
      aldlv13 9 sep
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    • If american soldiers want to come take my guns they dont deserve to be american soldiers
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    • Pete butt
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    • This fantasy also assumes the military would side with them. People seem to forget service members vote too. It shouldn’t be too hard to believe they have a certain level of investment in their country.
      jems1226 9 sep
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    • You only follow orders if they are moral and legal. If we were told to noon Americans, I couldn’t do it
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    • If they side with the government over the people, then they are no longer Americans.
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    • Replace the twitter Handle with loser and american troops with the SS and all of the sudden things look different
      jlo13576 8 sep
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    • If you can’t responsibly care for, handle, or fire a gun, you don’t get an opinion on gun control
      opolli 9 sep
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    • Pretty sure most of them would be on our side
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    • The soldiers are sworn to protect the constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic, they are for the people because they are the people, and if it came to civil war, many would go home and stand with their people. This i have no doubt.
      PvtFox 9 sep
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    • They are so hypocritical. One moment they are against cops and soldiers, but when they want to ban guns suddenly they want the opposite.
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    • ...... If the government becomes totalitarian and tries to take away all our means of defending ourselves.... We should not use our guns... That our forfathers gave us ..... To defend ourselves and the ideals of the nation..... Like they wanted.... These are the people who are taking away our rights
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    • If it comes to it, everyone I know in the Army would go awol and join the people
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    • Thats...why we're buying high caliber.
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    • all officers and military servicemen under go an oath to protect the constitution and citizens lmao
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    • They fuck with us, we fuck with them
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    • You do realize that we keep most of the military overseas because our government is corrupt as fk and the military is technically legally obligated to go to Washington enforce and remove all politicians that are corrupt and put in non corrupt politicians. Provided you read the....
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    • Your not American if your enforcing tyranny
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    • They’re all under a oath to protect the people, and the only people who agree with politicians are other politicians and assholes, so yeah they’re outnumbered
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    • USA gov says execute order 66
      Pidove 8 sep
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    • Soldiers? Soldiers can't enforce the law.
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    • eFOXIE 9 sep
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    • Marine here... We make an oath to uphold the constitution of the United States of America. Not to politicians. If they attempt to take guns away, we will be ready to boog against the politicians too.
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    • Unfortunately. I will knock down those who stand in the way of liberty. Even if that means nooning my brothers and sisters.
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    • No it doesnt. I know a president like trump our troops stand behind, and a pres. like trump would never give a reason for a majority uprising, hence these little spurts in Dem. cities. If they started doing knocks on doors to take guns is one of the FEW ways it would come to that IMO, & ik our 1/2
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    • No it doesn't. Because everyone in the army would be the first to join us in rooting out the corrupt politicians trying to disarm their fellow Americans
      Kraer 9 sep
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    • I’m honestly glad I got this app, for reasons like this, cause my parents are heavy Democrats and I hate that they blindly support them without realizing all their bullshit. By having this app which is heavily conservative I get to like see things from ur perspective and hear your debates about 1/2
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    • Soldier here, I'm 100% for the people, it's their right
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    • Real soldiers that have families and care about their country would not rise up against their neighbors but protect them from a government that does not serve the people. (The Democrats)
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    • No, the fantasy involves shooting politicians, with soldiers and police officers at our side. The reality would probably entail shooting soldiers and police officers.
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    • If those soldiers and police officers choose to die for a corrupt tyrannical government that abuses its people, then they chose their fate.
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    • If you want an ar-15 because you picture yourself using it against the government, just remember that 7.62 works better
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    • If they were really American they'd be for the cause not against it
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    • "yOuR ShOoTinG aMEriCaNs" most criminals in America are American
      R2droid2 9 sep
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    • They always act like it’s something we want.
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    • Not lots of cops or military that would side against 2A
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    • They forfeit my reverence for them when they follow orders that threaten innocent American civilians.
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    • Don't care if your American, don't care if you have a family, dont care what you have to say, try to take my guns and I WILL shoot you in the face
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    • Soldiers and officers should be respected, but "Shall not be infringed" is the trump card
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    • Lmao most of the military and police would join the people. Only those that directly work for or influence the government would side with the government
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    • I mean they betray their sworn oath then they are no longer of authority, then they're just armed thugs trying to steal from people
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    • It entails sh00ting traitors of all colors and creeds.
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    • Well technically only the police because in the Constitution the military can never be used against civilians
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    • You mean people who are trying to enforce illegal “laws”? Yeah, we call them traitors. B00GAL00!
      TankGlrL 8 sep
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    • If they are supporting a tyrannical government I shall bring my largest gun
      editor_ 10 sep
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    • these retards are trying to convince us that trumps america is tyrannical. if anything they should be voicing their support for the 2A right now
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    • It’s true but at the same time most are just gonna say “well I don’t care if your following orders I’m just gonna noon ya”
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    • Isn’t it in the constitution? To rid all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC??????
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    • Police and military having evidently shot and bombed its own citizens several times on American soil says otherwise
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    • Said by the government bootlicker who would rather bend over for the government
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    • Hold up, we’re a fairly new country. Almost every other major country has had countless civil wars. What if our first one was just a small one, what if the next one is coming soon and it’s gonna be huge. Like the French Revolution or some shit.
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    • No it doesn't. It means shooting any retard in my way that believes we should change the constitution
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    • If theyre dumb enough to not be on the side of the American people who, by the way, give the government its power than they'll fall with it. The largest army in the world is the American people.
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    • Our soldiers are supposed to help fight tyranny
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    • What you mean!? The way shits going it's gonna be the military, police, and rednecks vs libtards and politicians. It'll be a bloodbath.
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    • Most if not all of the US military would join the citizens because most of them have families and most of them would recognize a tyrannical government. And opposition would be quickly wiped out in no time
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    • Most soldiers and cops would destroy the government by disbanding before the citizens could even fire a bullet. They would be OUR front line defense against the few government officials that know how to use guns, tanks, and planes...
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    • According to history, soldiers follow orders. Respecting the military doesnt earn you their loyalty, they will side with whoever pays them the most
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    • Thats the whole point
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    • As national guard I have a duty to be there for my neighbors. That’s all I’m gonna say.
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    • Hi, I'm Canadian. I honestly can't fathom how you can have countries like China and North Korea and still think the 2nd amendment is useless today. When I move to America someday, I'll be buying a rifle for my home and a pistol to have with my concealed carry permit for protection inside and (1/2)
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    • Bruh all these comments are so larpy lmao y'all wouldn't do shit 😂
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    • If they side with the tyrants, they choose death.
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    • Most soldiers join because they love their country and belief in freedom, not their government.
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    • If the government is actually doing something truly abhorrent, then I have no problem with this, but the idiots currently doing this are throwing temper tantrums cause they're whiney ass children that were never disciplined or held accountable for their actions
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    • That's the point dumbass
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    • I fantasize about dying for a cause I would die for. Basic human rights is one
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    • Cannot wait to blow out a fed boys brains when he oversteps his boundaries
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    • The vast majority of the military and police force would definitely fight along side the revolution. People join them to protect the people, and fight those that would want to hurt the people.
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