• Parrot that was trained by drug dealers to
alert them of police presence, wont speak
after being detained.
Farm clams up amer n was manned lol wanung owners nf law enforcement
An unnamed pam): mal was named by dmg dealers w alert mem ov pouce presense,
want speak zfler being de‘amed
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    • Snitches get stiches. This bird be gettin' bitches.
      TexasSky 30 apr
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    • This is some Phoenix Wright bullshit
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    • "Bitch do i look like a canary? Where my lawyer at?"
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    • Officers: *arresting drug dealers* Police Chief: "Take that nigga bird, too."
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    • He ain't no goddamn snitch
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    • Ofc bc he’s a Bird not a rat 🐀
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    • “Polly wants a lawyer, pigs.”
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    • Imagine, you're just some pencil pusher at the police department. You were late because some asshole in traffic didn't see that the light was green for a while. Anyways you walk in and you see the biggest most intimidating guy walk into the interrogation room, questioning a bird
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    • Can you imagine training for years as an interrogator just to try to crack a bird that won’t talk
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    • It's a parrot, not a rat
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    • No shit. Its a parrot, not a rat
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    • He's not a fuckin snitch
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    • Why are they detaining a fucking bird?
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    • Obviously it's not gonna snitch it's a parrot not a rat
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    • Polly wanna lawyer
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    • i just imagine two cops trying to interrogate a parrot
      insaned 1 may
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    • He’s a bird not a rat
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    • Imagine having it in your record you interrogated a bird
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    • I heard this on the radio. The second he did the warning about the cops showing all he would say is "Snitches get stitches."
      ellafell 4 may
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    • shit hes doing a better job at keeping his mouth shut than 6ix9ine
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    • Imagine interrogating a bird
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    • I thought it said unarmed parrot
      terb10 5 may
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    • I mean he wasn't a snitch, but he didnt do his fucking job
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    • *slams fist on table* WHERE IS THE COCAINE MR PECKER
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    • This bird can keep secrets better than people can.
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    • Snitches get stitches and get buried in ditches
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    • Cause that bird a real mother fucker
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    • "I'll never talk"/- parrot Bob's his head awkwardly. Okay but who's a pretty bird? *Bird is using his every fiber not to respond* would a pretty birb talk for one piece of ritz? *Bird is now sweating profusely
      yokimmer 3 may
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    • I ain't no snitch
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    • They're like talk or we're calling Peta
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    • You know if he gets arrested he'll be a jailbird
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    • They arrested a fuckin parrot
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    • This bird is more gangster and real than any new age rapper coming out now and in the last 4 years.
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    • Polly want a molly
      glumzy 2 may
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    • Ok but this means that the police are actively interrogating a parrot and I dont know how I should feel about that.
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    • Imagine interrogating a bird, like "WHO DID YOU SELL THE DRUGS TO?" "Squawk squawk"
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    • When a parrot is more reliable than 6ix9ine
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    • Unnamed, we all know he’s named El Chirpo
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    • loyalty. to the end.
      Kanji 30 apr
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    • Police:talk damnit Parrot:what do I look like a canary Police:*pulls out ritz* Parrot:*starts sweating*
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    • He pleaded the fifth he don’t have to say nothing
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    • If it don't tell authorities information, how do we know this?
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    • A true g
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    • I’ve started using Duolingo guys, wish me luck
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    • If you’re a lawyer and your key witness is a bird, then just give up homie
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    • I may be a bird but I ain’t no fucking rat
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    • Why tf they tryna interrogate a fukkin bird?
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    • Officer: "What's your name" Bird: Officer: "Huh maybe he doesnt have a name" Detective: "Wtf are you doing" Officer: "Hes an accomplice" Bird:
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    • damn, that burd gettin laid more times than a hooker whos crazy for fucks
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    • Loyal little mf
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    • He’s the real homie
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    • Polly ain’t a fucking snitch
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    • So they tried questioning a bird...
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    • B10Cat 2 may
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    • The only thing I’m getting from this is the police detained a fuckin parrot
      Phistor 2 may
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    • "Where did these drugs come from Polly?" "Squawk! I ain't telling y'all shit! Squawk!"
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    • Thats because the bird is in a new environment. Birds normally stop talking when they are unsure of their surroundings. Once it calms down and see that its safe, itll start talking again.
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    • I wonder how stupid they looked interrogating a bird
      lilburk 2 may
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    • Unlike this guy
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    • Momma didnt raise no snitch
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    • Imagine you're at the station, and your duty for the day is to make this fucking parrot talk
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    • The bird that keeps his mouth shut Better than 6ix 9ine
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    • Dulingo
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    • polly want some hash
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    • Loyal birb. I respect dat. He ain’t no snitch
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    • That’s a real one right there
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    • You see any rainbow in these feathers?
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    • Yea but someone else is out here interrogating a fuckin birb
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    • Fuck I just accidentally said yes to the wrong order at McDonald’s
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    • Its ‘cause he’s a bird, not a rat you feel
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    • Damn straight, that birds a legend
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    • "I vant muy burd"
      Tyreen 4 may
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    • hes a bird not a rat
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    • That’s a ride or die kind of bird
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    • He ain’t no snitch
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    • Let my boy go
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    • Yo sign petition to release the parrot here
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    • Cause he knows snitches get stitches. This nigga more loyal than some humans
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    • This is funny but it would be even funnier if the bird snitched and the drug dealers would’ve gotten away with it but the fucking bird sent them to prison. Shit a parrot testifying in court, can you imagine?
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    • he aint no fuckin snitch bruh
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    • Better dead then a Narc bro
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    • God I'd love to see them interrogate a parrot
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    • People are praising a bird for letting criminals get away with what they're doing, what is wrong with people
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    • Polly ain’t gonna crack, sir.
      PC2242 2 may
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    • It’s a bird, not a rat
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    • Detained a parrot? The fuck are they gonna do, have it testify in court? Send it to jail?
      FIDLAR 2 may
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    • Ik the bird doesn't know what it's doing, but if I was this man, I would get this bird a whole ass headstone when it dies.
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    • who the fuck detains a bird?
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    • Ride or die bird!
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    • Bird: I'm no canary
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    • Senkoo 1 may
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    • Real ass nigga
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    • This bird is quieter the 6ix9ine
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    • That's a good ass parrot
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