Parents-So what did they teach you in school today?
Me:
useless_facepalm useless_facepalm
24 jun 2020
Parents-So what did they teach you in school today? Me:
The deep thoughts of a
simple working man
What can be better than pizza and beer?
boobs
extreme_tinfoilmp4 extreme_tinfoilmp4
27 jan
The deep thoughts of a simple working man What can be better than pizza and beer? boobs
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
My grandpa says he still goes to the range every week "In case Germany wants round 3"
@pop_smokerzofficial
scuffduff scuffduff
25 sep 2020
My grandpa says he still goes to the range every week "In case Germany wants round 3" @pop_smokerzofficial
Therese Marie
My ride or die
#twinzies
\ I
KingofMayo KingofMayo
26 feb
Therese Marie My ride or die #twinzies \ I
RIP Poor Doggy
acridSpicyweetbix acridSpicyweetbix
18 feb
RIP Poor Doggy
ac
Math Test
36 candy pars. He eats 29.
he have now?
1.Bob has 36 ca
What does
le
mEnTaLlYFuCkEd mEnTaLlYFuCkEd
25 sep 2020
ac Math Test 36 candy pars. He eats 29. he have now? 1.Bob has 36 ca What does le
my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from. - my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from.😭😭🤣🤣
QueenElizabeth123 QueenElizabeth123
21 sep 2020
my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from. - my dog just walked into my room with a jar of peanut butter and the biggest smile on her face, I dont know where she got it from.😭😭🤣🤣
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
mematic
happymf happymf
23 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles: mematic
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun*
Funny: How far can she squirt?
DarthBoner DarthBoner
11 jun
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun* Funny: How far can she squirt?
Here, hold my dignity.
have some sketchy things to do!
Here, hold my dignity. have some sketchy things to do!
What in the world?! Made you look!
wy on -
fe
SS
varied_cause_420 varied_cause_420
17 dec 2020
What in the world?! Made you look! wy on - fe SS
es rlaww
Posted by " " i.redd.it
"My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars"
lordmeowdmort lordmeowdmort
26 sep 2020
es rlaww Posted by " " i.redd.it "My friend lives above a punk bar and sent us this pic of her dog and the regulars"
BRAGS ABOUT OWNING SEVERAL FIREARMS
- ay
INA COUNTRY, WHERE IS. LEGAL TO OWN SEVERAL FIl FIREARMS.
BRAGS ABOUT OWNING SEVERAL FIREARMS - ay INA COUNTRY, WHERE IS. LEGAL TO OWN SEVERAL FIl FIREARMS.
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
rehmanpa
26 sep 2020
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom
@TwunkTheTwink
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom @TwunkTheTwink
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
A: Put him in your backyard!
doting_spicy doting_spicy
17 jun
Q: How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? A: Put him in your backyard!
All I know is 2020 started turning around when this dude showed up
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
10 nov 2020
All I know is 2020 started turning around when this dude showed up
Pennsylvania school district threatening to put kids in foster care if their parents can't pay for their lunches
Everyone disliked that.
CykaGamburger
23 sep 2020
Pennsylvania school district threatening to put kids in foster care if their parents can't pay for their lunches Everyone disliked that.
Me watching fireworks even though never left
my house, popcorn just have and LSD
popcorn ceilings and LSD
Me watching fireworks even though never left my house, popcorn just have and LSD popcorn ceilings and LSD
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT INTELLIGENT PEOPLE SWEAR MORE THAN STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS