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    • Your parents failed you
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    • I met my husband at a party that my ex dumped me at. He found me crying in the closet drunk and with the pet rabbit
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    • Met my bf on Tinder
      Kvandi 3d
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    • Nobody has ever responded well to a dm that said “Come sit on my face.”
    • I’m glad my family isn’t so boring that I could tell them the truth and they’d laugh with me
    • My girlfriend of 2 years met on Omegle...
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    • Imagine telling your parents that you’re dating your ex’s sister’s ex
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    • Tinder
      Diao 4d
    • I’m not hot or stupid enough to relate
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    • I fucked the Waitr guy and now we engaged 🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️ I want the brag but I can’t 😂😫
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    • I DID IT, I FINALLY CLEARED ALL FEATURES, 650
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    • My wife and I met because my ex and her ex wanted to swap partners. True story. We played poker and my now wife gave me a bj.
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    • I thought that was Dungeon Mastered. Fuck.
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    • My boyfriend and I met on tinder and we lie and say that we met at a store while fawning over a puppy so my mom doesn’t flip out
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    • I was stuck in Seattle after my meeting in dc was delayed. I texted a old friend who I volunteered with to hang out and we got dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings. She took me to see the sound and after a hour of talking, I kissed her. Been together for a year now.
      zackoo 5d
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    • I met my boyfriend like five years ago in middle school in the front of the school and I weirded him out and I felt a connection so I messaged him and he was like “ooh girl”
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    • I met my boyfriend on Kik. Back on like 2013. Lame af
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    • Even funnier the second time
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    • i met my fiance on tinder and we met cause her ass was phat
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    • Then she's just a thot
    • I met my bf by threatening to stab him in the throat.
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    • I met my ex cuz I used to buy weed off him lol.
    • That's a lie
    • Is there cum on his waffle?
      3 1
    • my boyfriend sent "wanna fuq" after i asked if anyone wanted to chat, still dont know what my cover story will be
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    • God I hope I never meet my boyfriend that way..
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    • She didn’t
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    • I was so confused I thought DM as in Dungeons and dragons
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    • Yep, that one got saved
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    • lmao my boyfriend today slide into my dms
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    • I wish being a DM gave me that much power too
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    • I met a girl on tinder, shagged on the first date. Now we’re married
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    • Not that easy, but okay
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    • Met my boyfriend on Tinder. At first I used the "we met at a mutual friend's party" but then I said fuck it and just admitted we met online
      DrCabs 6d
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    • She failed the perception check, now she is pregnant
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    • For a second I thought it said D&D
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    • Damn. I interpreted DM as “Dungeon Master” and I was so confused. This why im single 🤦🏻‍♂️
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    • My boyfriend of two years and I started dating when he asked for a titty pic.
      Voggy 6d
    • or when your kids ask you how you met your girl
      Fabut 6d
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    • What girl got Snapchat
      1
    • ur parents were young too, ya know.
    • Met my gf on a trashy website when she ask me to fuck her.
    • auf gott?
      2 1
    • My friend's older sitter used to push me over and fart on my fucking face
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    • Or you can just lie and say school
      eliza 6d
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    • Wish it was that easy. Fuck
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    • You’re both pathetic and you won’t last.
      okie 6d
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    • how about “He got me drunk and we had a crush on each other, thought it would be cool to date, and it’s been over a year.” true story.
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    • “How y’all meet”? are you serious? When did it become cool to be so stupid
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    • At first I thought he meant dungeon mastered and I was confused
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    • Fr tho like I swear to got thatd fr im in that exact position but we haven't met yet but when we do I'm lie
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    • "She added me on snap after my sister tagged me in an ugly picture and it all went downhill from there"
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    • Is it bad I can relate to this on a level?
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    • That honestly will work it just you have to play it cool, make a holocaust joke, then drop the “sit on my face joke” then jump right into a columbine or 9/11 joke, guaranteed to get you some pussy
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    • My girl and I met on 420 at a party over my collapsable bong
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    • We truly live in a time of elegance
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    • Imma try that
    • From experience, answer "online". They'll say, " oh, eharmony" or whatever. Nod and smile
      8 3
    • Tbh the people who hate on stuff like this and say shit like “THIS GENERATION IS AWFUL” are the folks who actually look like rapists lmao
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    • You dungeon mastered that?
      1 2
    • *pulls out meatscepter*
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    • Momma was sitting on your dad’s face at the drive in theatre...
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    • A girl I was seeing in high school and I actually met at a party I hosted. A mutual friend set us up just to hook up and she blew me behind my shed. We dated for a year or so after that. I dumped her because I got cocky and thought I was a “cool kid” for getting laid. Like I was too good for her. 😔
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    • I wish I was attractive enough for that to work
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    • Don’t let this distract you from the fact that they are taking clone wars off of Netflix in early April
      4 4
    • Nah, we gotta make stuff up when the true story is we met on Omegle and she wanted to RP some kinky shit and I said fuck it why not
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    • I dont think if i asked someone to just chick to come sit on my face that theyd answer😂
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    • i am currently eating pancakes
      Churoz 6d
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    • You gotta find that 1 in 1000 that like niggas that talk like that 😂
      1
    • some of you have never had an ifunny relationship and it shows
      2
    • She was my ex girlfriends sisters girlfriend , i mean i met her in school
    • Met her at the river.
    • My boyfriend and I technically met on ifunny
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    • 😂😂😂 that is so true
    • I tell everybody we met at work but i started talking to her cause i was her pot dealer
    • I met my ex online when i was in junior high (he was a freshman) we got together that summer and after 6 years, he broke up with me
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    • Gotta eat that ass
    • He used to go to my school. That’s what we tell people but really we met online
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    • Im here to tell you that everyone gets laid. All this anxiety about virginity is an attack. You are being attacked.
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    • If she breathes, she's a THOT!!!!
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    • I met my girl from here. Dated 2 years. I don't even care, i told my family we met online and got close and a relationship just became our thing pretty sudden
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    • If this ain’t the funniest shit 💀
    • Kevin?
      turoq 6d
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    • today, I'm taking a break. I will comment this when I come back. good bye ya'll
      1
    • find the gay person: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 can’t find them? that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell 𓀐𓂸🏳️‍🌈 ⃠𓀐𓂸🏳️‍🌈 ⃠
      Danny 6d
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