Parent: Just eat your food, it's not that hot.
Food:
Tabby Tabby
21 nov 2020
Parent: Just eat your food, it's not that hot. Food:
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me:
dankestIdogmemes dankestIdogmemes
25 aug 2020
My dramatic dog after we didn't share any of our dinner with her See
Me Realizing I Can Make My Own Hentai With
The Anime Snapchat Filter
AdamJ49 AdamJ49
24 sep 2020
Me Realizing I Can Make My Own Hentai With The Anime Snapchat Filter
Never thought my spirit animal might be a cat
SadLemonGrab SadLemonGrab
25 sep 2020
Never thought my spirit animal might be a cat
When you haven't seen an "Epstein didn't kill himself' meme in a while
atnez
24 sep 2020
When you haven't seen an "Epstein didn't kill himself' meme in a while
*In a Parallel Universe
I ied
Send testacles plz
NYPD NYPD
15 apr
*In a Parallel Universe I ied Send testacles plz
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock.
Me:
marc34
8 jan 2021
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock. Me:
WT? fun fact #4
Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and
Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to
America by President Thomas Jefferson
PresidentChecker PresidentChecker
14 dec 2020
WT? fun fact #4 Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to America by President Thomas Jefferson
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
TheAdvocatusDiaboli TheAdvocatusDiaboli
30 oct 2020
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Suez Canal: *exists*
Cargo ship captain
Fuck, you So tight
heather_90 heather_90
29 mar
Suez Canal: *exists* Cargo ship captain Fuck, you So tight
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
FRESHTOWELS FRESHTOWELS
17 feb
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS*
PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
Christopher_Hansen Christopher_Hansen
2 nov 2020
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS* PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you
My Brain:
BrinaDragon BrinaDragon
26 sep 2020
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you My Brain:
When somebody changes the plans
Looks like there's been a change of plans
When somebody changes the plans Looks like there's been a change of plans
Mom buying me something:
Mom buying herself something:
Superleftygamer Superleftygamer
26 sep 2020
Mom buying me something: Mom buying herself something: