pangur-and-grim:
I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this
and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible
Pangur I am sorry
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
24 sep 2020
pangur-and-grim: I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible Pangur I am sorry
If you want to understand the Universe
Ale
Rr
Ft>
aA
re
Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
If you want to understand the Universe Ale Rr Ft> aA re Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
Parents: Do what makes you happy
Me: Plays games
Parents:
you_cannot_touch_Jerry you_cannot_touch_Jerry
10 oct 2020
Parents: Do what makes you happy Me: Plays games Parents:
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
Benji46X_ Benji46X_
28 jan
MY FACE WHEN MY FAMILY SAYS "JUS TRY IT" AND THEY KNOW IM A PICKY EATER
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Mar
shadey12 shadey12
30 nov 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah: Mar
when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
TheChosenOnez TheChosenOnez
27 jan
when you google one question and find a quizlet for the whole test
When Your Girl Sneaks
Into Your Phone And
Realizes You're More Likely
To Build IEDs and Illegal Machine Guns
Than Cheat On Her
LC
EarsMcGee EarsMcGee
18 sep 2020
When Your Girl Sneaks Into Your Phone And Realizes You're More Likely To Build IEDs and Illegal Machine Guns Than Cheat On Her LC
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
rehmanpa
26 sep 2020
When your atheist friend convinces you out of your religion and you both die and can't get into heaven
bowwowwow bowwowwow
23 sep 2020
What's this country cafled?
Weeb: "exists"
Other weelos:
Shut
@ythoway, I'm a virgin
weebitch weebitch
23 sep 2020
Weeb: "exists" Other weelos: Shut @ythoway, I'm a virgin
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan 2021
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE.
Al
DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
denisep denisep
28 dec 2020
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE. Al DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene
@o FMT
6 days ago
at
MemesDownUnder MemesDownUnder
19 may
Suspect dies after jumping from balcony at murder scene @o FMT 6 days ago at
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again
sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
DopeGame DopeGame
21 jun
When my ex says he has a feeling that we can make it work again sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think "mmm better not"
Ever since someone told me that Troy
Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I
cant unsee it.
VeSSeL_NoMaD VeSSeL_NoMaD
8 jan 2021
Ever since someone told me that Troy Aikman looks like a Caucasian Jay-Z I cant unsee it.
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident
davie_dove
hive_of_many hive_of_many
28 sep 2020
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident davie_dove
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
Assyrian Assyrian
9 mar
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me: