pangur-and-grim:
I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this
and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible
Pangur I am sorry
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
24 sep 2020
pangur-and-grim: I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible Pangur I am sorry
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
hen you finally get to her yard
Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
skiparockMarky skiparockMarky
30 nov 2020
hen you finally get to her yard Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
CrazyCoats CrazyCoats
30 oct 2020
When you bring her a Plan B and she swallow it with a Four Loko
I copied my project from Wikipedia
PM
To protect from plagiarism, I then deleted that section from Wikipedia.
PM
rare
Modern problems require modern solutions
MichaelangeloDaVinci MichaelangeloDaVinci
28 dec 2020
I copied my project from Wikipedia PM To protect from plagiarism, I then deleted that section from Wikipedia. PM rare Modern problems require modern solutions
celtic
glumshoe
fugdamatriarchy
failnation
My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks
I Nice
Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia
You have to appreciate the irony of birds on an airplane
celtic glumshoe fugdamatriarchy failnation My captain friend sent me this photo. Saudi prince bought ticket for his 80 hawks I Nice Apparently falcon passports are a mandatory thing throughout Arabia You have to appreciate the irony of birds on an airplane
Types of Cat Loaf
white
cinnamon
marble rye
choco-swirl
cheesy garlic
toasted
pumpernickel
extra fluffy
stale
potato
burnt
moldy
gluten-free
whole grain
Beebles Beebles
25 sep 2020
Types of Cat Loaf white cinnamon marble rye choco-swirl cheesy garlic toasted pumpernickel extra fluffy stale potato burnt moldy gluten-free whole grain
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but
they broadcast it on BBC
DoctorRockso DoctorRockso
22 jan 2021
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but they broadcast it on BBC
noon noon
27 sep 2020
© Based on: dbzmode
dbamode When she text you "have a nice life..." likes she's done...Then you wake up to 8 paragraphs in the morning
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY
CAN YOU REALLY BLAME A YOUNG MAN WHO DID IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
hhambruger hhambruger
6 apr
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY CAN YOU REALLY BLAME A YOUNG MAN WHO DID IT FOR A SCOOBY SNACK?
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits :
The frickin colonies
nope306 nope306
10 jun
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits : The frickin colonies
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
What if told I you
You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
cursedChowdaexe512 cursedChowdaexe512
29 oct 2020
What if told I you You were so distracted, you read the top line wrong.
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
girls: guys always miss the clit!
also girls:
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
girls: guys always miss the clit! also girls:
HighlandBanjo HighlandBanjo
24 sep 2020
ON' HAT LIKE LooK' cone! AN