pangur-and-grim:
I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this
and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible
Pangur I am sorry
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
24 sep 2020
pangur-and-grim: I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible Pangur I am sorry
This is how I want to die
BB
Chrysippus, an ancient Athenian philosopher, died from laughing at one of his own jokes.
This is how I want to die BB Chrysippus, an ancient Athenian philosopher, died from laughing at one of his own jokes.
Krista Fullerton(:
@kristaaaaaaa_
So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and
apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear
Y'all.. just look how cute this is
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
26 sep 2020
Krista Fullerton(: @kristaaaaaaa_ So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear Y'all.. just look how cute this is
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
24 sep 2020
"Don't hit the can@"
TheRougeCowboy TheRougeCowboy
23 sep 2020
Dirty jokes with my mom
NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable
Not with that attitudes
NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable Not with that attitudes
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
DP" RAWDOGITHATONVYGEND:
DP" RAWDOGITHATONVYGEND:
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT
HOT TO
KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
DickHoits DickHoits
16 oct 2020
NOT KNOWING THE TRUTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU IGNORANT HOT TO KNOW THE TRUTH IS WHAT MAKES YOU IGNORANT
Every year 10 million dogs are killed to make Playstation controllers
STAAT
Floofiplier Floofiplier
22 sep 2020
Every year 10 million dogs are killed to make Playstation controllers STAAT
swift G
This how like to be treated when the homies arent around
men really be like this
swift G This how like to be treated when the homies arent around men really be like this
ShaunSanchez ShaunSanchez
24 sep 2020
Why'd he eat every tiktok girl up like that? Wait for it
Jackie Chan LIKE PAGE I
Aug 2013 at 12.02 PM: @
My fans are so creative! This is what I would look like as a cookie. Yum...
Ismokesmarties Ismokesmarties
12 jan 2021
Jackie Chan LIKE PAGE I Aug 2013 at 12.02 PM: @ My fans are so creative! This is what I would look like as a cookie. Yum...
HOW WE SEE YORKIES...
AND HOW YORKIES SEE THEMSELVES
This is how my dog acts toh - This is how my dog acts tbh
Moonellaz Moonellaz
26 sep 2020
HOW WE SEE YORKIES... AND HOW YORKIES SEE THEMSELVES This is how my dog acts toh - This is how my dog acts tbh
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned!
God:
Couldn't have sald it better myself.
funnydudeguy funnydudeguy
31 dec 2020
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned! God: Couldn't have sald it better myself.
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
ignorantmemerinoto ignorantmemerinoto
14 apr
Yes pizza is good, but what's with all the stand mixers?
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass