• You can be a night owl AND an early
bird if your sleep schedule's messed
up enough.
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    • I’m actually not a bird at all
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    • Oh I get it because he expected the Spanish inquisition
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    • I’m just the ever-awake dodo
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    • This message brought to you by meth
      Curvz 2 jul
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    • third shift niggas
      Upex 2 jul
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    • Insomnia gang where you at?
      kamsayn 3 jul
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    • My sleep schedule is waking up at 3 PM and sleeping about 6 AM
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    • I'm proof of that
      colby227 2 jul
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    • Sleepless elite wya
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    • Literally both if you get to bed around 1 and wake up around 7
      imboi 4 jul
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    • Anybody just.....not sleep?
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    • I'm usually up by 930 pm and sleep by 9 am
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    • MatteoD 2 jul
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    • Stay up till 5 am to play Tarkov all night, just to wake up at 10 and play again, please help this is an addiction
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    • I'm both a night owl and an early bird so I'm wise and... I have worms
      Nico0712 2 jul
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    • Where's my cock at People?
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    • brony 5 jul
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    • I go to bed at 2 am, wake up thriving at 6 am, then go back to sleep at 1 pm and wake up at 5 pm.
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    • it's crazy how accurate this is. I usually stay up till ,at latest, 4 and I wake up and 6 or 7 AM
      LargeMac 3 jul
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    • Me
      Lesbians 2 jul
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    • I can confirm
      Weird 2 jul
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    • Oh, is me I stay up till 3am and wake up at 7:15
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    • I just stayed up for 24 hours straight to get back on schedule
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    • 3rd shift life LOL
      B00B 3 jul
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    • Don't describe me like that
      bomb_com 2 jul
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    • I’m more of an afternoon hummingbird if I say so myself
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    • 3am gang where u at
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    • Das me.
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    • Actually I am that way
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    • Hell yeah dude. During the school year it's a solid 5 hours a night
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    • That’s no lie I’m a night owl and early bird I sleep for like a few hours and am good. This is just another instance in which I’m built different from you wack niggas
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    • Me as of late I wake up at like 6pm and sleep at 1pm
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    • me. now.
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    • This is legit what I be doing though
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    • Yep, just have kids.
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    • Ya me right now
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    • It’s called second shift.
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    • I’m both and I also get 8 hours of sleep.
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    • But I’m an afternoon lazy fuck
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    • Me trying to play cs with da boiS until 3 and then getting up at 6:30 to go to work
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    • Guys... Guess what I am
      SgtSnake 3 jul
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    • Ayeee i work 2:45-11:15 pm get home and stream and game till like 8:30 am then go to bed till 2 lmao
      Zixias 2 jul
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    • Went to sleep at 3, woke up at 545 🥴
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    • This is my life.... just don’t forget the debilitating depression and thoughts to leave this world.
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    • Truckers where you at???
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    • Sleep-Deprived Condor
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    • Well said friend, well said. I work overnight and this is true, I'm having breakfast ans drinking beer at 918am
      MoFarr 3 jul
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    • That’s me
      MLGtbone 3 jul
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    • I go to sleep at 4-5 am wake up 9-11am. Weekdays , weekends usually 3 am to 11 am or noon
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    • Its called working in Live Events Industry
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    • I'm more like an all-time badger - pissed off all the time.
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    • Get up for work at 5, usually go to sleep around 2-3. Last night it was 4:15. I’m gonna die one of these days
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    • GUYS ZURMSZ IS FOOTGIRL, SHE CHANGED HER NAME
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    • I can go to bed at midnight and wake up at 5.
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    • Shower feelings
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    • Phexal 2 jul
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    • I am both and my schedule is normal
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    • This is what I am
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    • Yeah, it's called nocturnal you uncultured swinr
      Chemigod 2 jul
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    • Yep my sleep schedule is so messed up that I dont even have a sleep schedule
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    • Yeah when I was working nights I would stay up until at least 10am everyday and then go into work for 11pm...
      Bogfoor 5 jul
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    • That would be me
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    • That used to me, party till 3am wake up at 6am to go run a 10K
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    • My sleep schedule gets more action than me. That’s how fucked it is.
      XC_Memes 5 jul
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    • That's me for ya
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    • Thats me bitch
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    • Military gang
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    • To be fair tho, I sleep form 7 am, to about 7 pm, and am awake all night. I love my life
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    • I can sleep for 24 hours easily and regularly as well as 2hr minimum. And I can sleep through anything
      Creampi 5 jul
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    • Story of my life right there, it gets better tho don’t worry guys
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    • Your average college student
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    • Just like, don’t go to sleep
      Live 5 jul
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    • Of course I know him he’s me
      matkal 5 jul
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    • This is true
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    • I sleep at night on the weekends, and during the day on weekdays. Third shift is almost as fucked up as my sleep schedule.
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    • I go to sleep at 4 in the morning and wake up at 6 in morning feeling completely energized
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    • Hey that's me
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    • Go to bed at 12, wake up at 2, and not be able to fall asleep. That's what I do
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    • 1-7 and im good
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    • Navy will do that to ya!! Lmao
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    • Story of my life
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    • Yup
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    • I work the 3rd shift and I just got off work. I'm both lol. A vampire if you will.
      MANOWAR 5 jul
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    • I woke up at 4pm yesterday, it is now 9am and im still up
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    • Me rht nw
      michmich 5 jul
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    • Me
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    • I'm a always tired pigeon
      moto213 5 jul
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    • Sometimes I wake up at 5am, sometimes I wake up in the afternoon
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    • I just stayed up all night on the craft and am about to go catch me a big bass at 6:30
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    • I feel attacked fuck you
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    • But then when the smartest leaves the room then there's gonna be another smartest person in the room and then it creates a loop until ever ones gone
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    • It's called an all nighter. Also ironically it's 5:30am rn I should really go to bed.
      MrPlanet 5 jul
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    • I go to bed at 3 am and wake up at 5 am daily
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    • I can confirm, this is me
      Kobro 5 jul
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    • I did this by choice for a semester. It was great you take two 3 hour long naps somewhere in the middle of the day and your good. That mixed with only eating hotpokets for a month, it was a crazy semester.
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    • I’m a motherfuckin eagle then
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    • I sleep from 7am to 3pm and work 6p - 6a at a hospital and unemployment is still almost making double what I make and I get paid pretty decent
      ImDave3 5 jul
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    • Go to bed at two, wake up at ten
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