• AMERICANS
WILLING TO CROSS A FROZEN RIVER TO KILL YOU.
IN YOUR SLEEP.
ON CHRISTMAS.
TOTALLY NOT KIDDING.
WE'VE DONE IT.
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    • We merked those German mercs on the day after christmas. The were all drunk
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    • America:
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    • Technically it was after Christmas, they waited until after midnight just to fuck them up
      CAR_783 5 jul
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    • Modern Americans: unwilling to jog around the block to get in shape
      Jerando 5 jul
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    • All is fair in war. The redcoats had us outgunned and had superior discipline. So we fought dirty, and they got fucking wrecked in the end.
      _Godless 5 jul
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    • We told you, fuck around and find out. I guess you found out.
      Tyman91 5 jul
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    • And we’ll fucking do it again.
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    • That's what you get for being a Redcoat
      Bezak 5 jul
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    • God I love America
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    • Yes. Yes we will
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    • I love this country's history, it's a shame so many people don't respect it
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    • Best part was the guy in charge of the camp was like “yo the rebels are nearby we can’t let our guard down” but there was a wild ass blizzard Christmas Eve so he was like fuck it let’s enjoy Christmas, those crazy rebels won’t make it through this storm. And guess what we fucking did?
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    • I once spoke to a doctor from Japan who said the most interesting thing about the United States is how passionately Americans embrace their ignorance
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    • My great, great grandfather was the one that gave the pertinent info to Washington that encouraged him to cross the Delaware, and made this victory possible. His name was Phillip Kees.
      Piccolo 7 jul
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    • I've got something better than nudes. Like my comment if you want my noodles in your DM's 😘🍝
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    • And we’ll do it again! Fuckin try us
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    • Forbidden Santa Claus
      Buutwhyy 5 jul
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    • but wearing a mask is to much to ask
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    • Cause Christians back then didn't celebrate christmas
      Poptato 6 jul
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    • That’s right we are coming to fuck you
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    • You couldn't fit as many on the raft anymore
      Curvz 5 jul
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    • Quick question, so irl I have the body shape of those strong man people, and for some damn reason no matter how hard I try I stay the same, I can dead lift 275 like it's nothing, I do a lot of LARPing so I'm running around in hot ass armor alot, but I'm 5'9 and weigh almost 195 lbs. But I can (1/2)
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    • For their first month of living, babies only see in black & white. This is because their retinal nerve cells aren’t fully established yet and they lack the capability to process visual information.
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    • I’ll fucking do it again
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    • Technically weren't we still part of Britain then?
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    • Pretty sure we just captured the Hes.sians, not kiIIed them. I could be wrong though
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    • MURICA
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    • You do what you gotta do. Merica
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    • “ we”? U mean I!
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    • Fun fact, Christmas was banned in the early years of America. It only became a popular holiday in the last 100 years when it was completely restructured.
      Xeshi 6 jul
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    • Yet we won't wear a mask!
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    • There are some people in every country willing to do that
      lwpack 5 jul
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    • And we’ll do it again
      Adrian_6 5 jul
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    • No hatred or anything, but what haven't americans done at this point.
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    • We’ll do it again
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    • LETS GO USA
      Pinkly 5 jul
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    • “Yes We Can”
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    • sell all of our children to serfdom telling people we are free . Yeah our minds were. I guess the American value is work will set you free. You're a free person you got to work. Then I've got cops telling me if you accept anything from your parents will always have some control
      Wuety 5 jul
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    • But not wear a mask to protect their fellow Americans. Because freedom and "all lives matter" or summer Trumplican conservative bullshit like that.
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    • Because war is supposed to be fair
      hoiorig 5 jul
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    • I would like to think that is everyone's attitude if it means our FREEDOM!! 'MERICA!!! TRUMP 2020!!
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    • Imagine calling yourself american but being a na zi
      SquidIan 5 jul
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    • Americans: totally willing to execute it's own people over thought-crimes. In their own home. Not kidding. We've done it.
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    • Oooo scary
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    • But unwilling to wear a piece of cloth on their face to protect other americans.
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    • They weren't willing to, Washington tricked everyone into crossing, but I forget why, pretty sure it had something to do with pay
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    • Is there such thing as toxic patriotism? I feel like there is.
      Jhun00 6 jul
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    • American military in the 1770s: we'll fuck you up! American military in the 1800s: we'll fuck you up! American military in the first half of the 1900s: we'll fuck you up! American military after 1945: we cant fight the enemy, there are rules! We dont wanna get in twuble
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    • And bomb hospitals and schools with drones, have soldier go to a peaceful village and go on a rampage murdering civilians and then not prosecute those soldiers properly and have the NERVE to make middle easterners the bad guys in their video games.
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    • It’s funny how you fat neckbeards take pride in others accomplishments just cause you’re both American
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    • We've all personally done it, yea
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    • We need to do that to all them welfare recipients at the BLM rallies
      sambo914 8 jul
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    • Merry Christmas you filthy animal.
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    • And yet unwilling to wear masks 🤣🤣🤣
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    • This story is so funny cuz like we just caught them while they were all really hung over and they were like "fuck u got me. Damn."
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    • Buy we can't stop whiney rioters?! What about the unfortunate law abiding citizens that have to put up with it? Yeah we won't do anything. Weak and soft now.
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    • Being proud of heritage is like being proud of a stranger's grandparents for shit they did and pretending it happened yesterday
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    • Sounds kinda cold when you say it that way but even the germans didnt have the christmas truce twice
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    • Modern Americans wouldn't do this. Half would bitch about getting hurt of their gender, the other half would bitch about minorities or some other racist shit.
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    • Ask em to wear a mask though....
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    • 1 hr on and The best one thus far
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    • And we’ll do it again, in the name of freedom
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    • Well technically if you look up in history they didn't celebrate Christmas back then, they didn't start celebrating it till 1870 🤓
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    • I live there. Grew up in Washington Crossing PA.
      IXTRS 8 jul
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    • Its called strategy.
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    • Forget how those fuckin brits forced themselves into our homes and our wives, they don’t deserve a peaceful night
      SenseiOP 8 jul
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    • This is true, there is a great movie call The Crossing if you guys are interested
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    • All this “we” shit is upsetting to me
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    • (((Willing)))
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    • Better be fucking ready
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    • Not just anyone, redcoats
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    • Slit his throat and his coat turn into a red coat.
      EchZero 8 jul
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    • -the soldiers after crossing the river-
      UPA_Doom 7 jul
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    • And we’d do it again too without another thought
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    • Modern Americans: unwilling to wear masks to protect fellow Americans
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    • I have an ancestor that crossed the Delaware River with George. Pretty cool.
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    • Over tea tax
      Lokes13 7 jul
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    • We didn't do shit. Some of our ancestors did. We sit in front of our tvs all day.
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    • Willing to do that and not be willing to wear a face mask
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    • Hell yeah! TRUMP 2020
      Dingo88 7 jul
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    • But people won’t wear masks
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    • NOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE GORILLA TACTICS AND NOT STAND IN A LINE LIKE US heheh freedom go burrrrf
      GodKirb 7 jul
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    • we'll do it again to
      Fox2099 7 jul
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    • Hell yeah we did murica
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    • LOL, but retarded assholes won't wear a mask for 5 minutes
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    • Most of the people in that siege died
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    • But not willing to wear a mask
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    • Naw that was somebody else like Zimbabwe or some shit
      yungmann 7 jul
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    • They were germans. The whole world was ok with it.
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    • And then we Canadians burnt down tour White House lol stupid fucking Americans
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    • Our enemies thought we'd play by the rules then and one of the reasons we won the war was specifically because we did not play by the rules whatsoever. Christmas wasn't a day off lol though it was technically 364 days till Christmas
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    • Americans: most of whom are fat pieces of shit who won’t wear masks or do shit to improve the lives for the less fortunate in our country.
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    • Fun fact: they actually crossed the Delaware on a bridge. The painter just made a more heroic image
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