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whats all this about
i broke down crying last night
because i realized you truly have
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A you have nobody romantically.
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    • You know who else has nobody romantically
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    • imagine someone else having a breakdown over the fact that you have no one romantically
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    • Oh it happens. Chad response. Sad Chad response. But a Chad response.
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    • Where’s all my niggas who have no one romantically? (I’m liking my own comment because I am that nigga)
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    • Broke down crying?! Pretty sure that was down to your bipolar and not Josh’s relationship status..
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    • Bit sad innit?
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    • “You’ve got a warm hole so no, I’m not really alone”
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    • My name is Josh and I feel personally attacked because is true
      sinepgib 31 jul
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    • That's his mother
      JNichs095 31 jul
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    • And? I haven't had anyone for 17 years it's not gonna start bothering me now
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    • Whats really wack is that society tries to tell you that you need to fall in love in order to be happy, but I can tell you that plenty of people dont experience romantic attraction and are living just fine, myself included. I dont see a need to get married, have kids, etc when I can just be me and
      1337banna 31 jul
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    • I mean I have the same name and same situation so this is kind of surreal for me
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    • I’ve never had anybody. Idk why but nobody really stands out to me. Even if someone did I can be really socially awkward to people I’m not close with.
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    • Same energy as “it isssss what it isssss”
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    • It eeez what it eeez
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    • Did you ever hear about the tragedy of josh?
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    • Seriously? Crying over another dudes sex life? That's some sad shit.
      H4yd 1 aug
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    • It do be happening tho
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    • Its me, i am josh
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    • I fell in love once and the relationship lasted all of highschool but she was forced to move with her family to Texas and she said she would be back after a year, turns out she cheated on me on my birthday with a guy that looked like me. She blamed it on me and said that I made her feel lonely (1/?)
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    • About to turn 20 still never had a gf.
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    • What I don't understand is why society tries to teach us that we need to be tied to another person to be happy. My fiance left a year ago now and I haven't dated since, happiest I've ever been.
      RedHub 31 jul
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    • False. Nobody breaks down and cries over me
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    • Having nobody romantically is just fine. You can be happy alone.
      lwpack 31 jul
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    • No friends but i got guns so 😀
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    • Join the club pal
      Truck_kun 31 jul
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    • Me too josh
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    • Me too
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    • I have been single for over a year. Damn.
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    • It happens
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    • What kind of a shit person says that to a friend.
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    • Relatable
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    • I fuckin walked out on my friends just now because them inviting all of their gfs and just talking to them made me sick. Might kms tonight. I hate being myself.
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    • at this point i genuinely feel like no one will ever want me. idk what i do wrong.
      dweebs 31 jul
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    • But I'm like... good, y'know? I'm doing my own thing, and once I'm in a good place or actually care enough, I'll check out the other fish in that sea y'all talk about.
      Crujido 31 jul
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    • iEatAss_ 1 aug
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    • It is what it is
      luhFella 1 aug
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    • In my entire life I've never had anyone romantically or any type of Relationship involving a female. No one in my life, not even my family has ever brought that up as a concern. I'm 36 FML
      LexxsH 1 aug
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    • I haven’t held a girls hand
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    • Unicornian13 this reminds me of my friends
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    • And then they fucked
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    • My life
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    • Ya boy can’t get happy when he’s alone. Nothing fills the void even with plenty of hobbies. Being in a relationship is what pushes me to achieve my goals
      uulrikk 31 jul
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    • It is what it is.
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    • All the people who have never had a real relationship dont understand the pain of losing someone who let you cum inside them
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    • funk_man 31 jul
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    • I dont need an SO i can fuck myself cook for my self clean my own house and laugh at my own jokes what could an SO possibly provide for me that i cant and dont say kids caus A: i have one and B: Ii fucking hate kids
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    • Ngl, Josh is a single/virgin name. And that's my name
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    • Me too kid
      Mhahtt 31 jul
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    • I have lived 23 years on this planet and not once have I ever been in a relationship or even a date.
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    • I’ve never been in a romantic relationship I’m 19
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    • Like damn, that is harsh
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    • Being alone is nice. No ppl. Only happy times :)
      wellshit 31 jul
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    • Well f*ck them for bringing it up.
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    • Well his name is josh what do u expect
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    • When the pain of your loneliness transcends to another person
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    • same
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    • i don’t even have friends. i’m 16 this is supposed to be one of the best times of my life. i’m self aware of how annoying and awkward i am. but i can’t fix it
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    • You accepted the request
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    • josh dont care. be like josh.
      kitFisto 2 aug
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    • Dis everybody get over it
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    • Damn people have concern for others wellbeing still?
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    • Single is good, yall fucken insecure
      mrtrumps 2 aug
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    • Eh, you get used to it
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    • Isn’t this just the musical Company?
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    • My best friend and I were so tired of being lonely that we ended up fucking each other.
      BLU3Boi 1 aug
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    • Thats how my best friends r with me. 1 of them is lesbian & has a gf & the other 2 r bi & dating eachother so anytime we come across a hot dude they r like date him for us
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    • I have neither. go me!
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    • All good. We arent clingy like women. We like being alone and occationally banging some hoe
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    • Yo my name is Josh and I have nobody romantically. But it’s all good, we got tinder bitches😎
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    • Everyone knows you gotta love yourself before you love someone else successfully
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    • Sounds like their friend is pretty dramatic to me
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    • Guys it’s a joke he gets loads of white women
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    • my name is josh and i hate all of you for making me feel this
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    • "Dude I broke down crying" "yeah that happens"
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    • "You win some you lose some"
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    • Lost my girlfriend today it hurts but Iv felt this pain before guess I'll take out the pain by working out like crazy it releases the same chemicals in the brain apprently.
      Branedo 31 jul
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    • “oh it happens” felt that
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    • Come on they don’t have to put down the names
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    • Me too man, you’re not special. *sulks in depression, unromantic and, alonedly*
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    • it's just show bis baby
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    • If you break down crying because your friend is single, you’re probably single too or should be.
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    • Ima say it again bitches aint shit
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    • Kind of a dick move. “I broke down crying because your life sucks so bad”
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    • Fuck that bitch feel sorry for yourself cry baby ass
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    • My name is Josh, and Yea
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    • You get used to it
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    • IT IS WHAT IT ISSS
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    • Poetry 31 jul
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    • That last bit hits really close to home with some people I know
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    • It’s nice to have someone, but it shouldn’t be the reason you’re happy.
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    • Yikes. Bitches ain’t shit, as I believe the kids say.
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