• Celts: Fight naked to intimidate their
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    • Except it did intimidate many younger soldiers. The savagery of Celtic warfare is what kept them free of Roman Control. Remember the picts made an entire fighting legion disappear.
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    • Wow ifunny's really desperate if they choose my shit posts
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    • You think you’re tough shit with your phalanx until a horde of giant, hairy, naked men painted blue rush down from the hills
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    • Imagine knowing you have the smallest dick in the entire Celtic army
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    • The romans: “you’ve lost penis privileges” *proceeds to aim at their cocks*
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    • That’s kinda 🥵
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    • Romans are so good at fighting naked.
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    • Well the Romans like pieced their foreskin closed to fight and not be completely nude
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    • Roman soldier to his battle buddy: “4 denarii says I can hit that celts ballsack with my pillium...”
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    • All fun and games until Brunswick the Well Endowed comes at you full speed with a raging stiffy.
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    • Fun fact about Rome, the only took what was easy for them to take. If there was enough resistance in one area the Romans just said “fuck that we’re moving slightly to the left
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    • Celts: *show up to the fight naked* Romans: Finally *rips off clothes* our battle will be legendary
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    • "50 gold coins to whoever cuts off the most dicks!"
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    • I think the most fucked thing is that nobody ever taught me how tf the English came to exist
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    • You’ll never have an ancient Roman bf/gf why live 😔
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    • Romans:
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    • I wonder which army overall had a bigger dick, like the average size
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    • The Greeks used olive oil
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    • As a bisexual man.......fuck yea
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    • Actually they woulda called em savages and barbarians. In fact they called people who even spoke much as wore pants savages cuz Rome was all about those man skirts
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    • Same skeletor
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    • This Germanic boipussy got me actin' strange
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    • Imagine not being Celtic 🥴
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    • I fight my wife naked does that count
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    • No. They all wore armor. Including the Gladiators. Not wearing armor is retarded, neither society was retarded.
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    • Celts are chads
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    • Joke was on the romans, fighting naked in the cold made the celts nipples harder than rocks and poked out many a legionaries eyes
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    • Lmao celts got murked everywhere but the British isles by romans and germanics
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    • Sames
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    • Spartans too
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    • Who wants to “fight” naked with me? 😂
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    • Greeks you mean
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    • Rust
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    • You know what they say, the Romans invented the threesome, but the Greeks found out it could be with women.
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    • The Greeks did it first!
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    • They were all fit as fuck and i can only imagin extremely hung, very intimidating indeed
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    • I just found out I have a small dick. 😅
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    • Imagine running towards a army of Roman's naked only to get gang banged by all of them
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    • Most ancient armies fought naked it wasn’t just the celts
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    • Be hard while you’re at it.
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    • I thought that was the greeks?
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    • The Romans built a wall to protect them selves from the Scottish. Their bagpipes sounded like demons to them
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    • Also fought naked due to dysentery. So literally pissing blood from your ass
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    • Funny thing is, the Celts really did that. Quite a few times the Celts would charge into battle with nothing on as a form of psychological warfare against their enemies.
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    • Romans: jokes on you, I coat my sword in feces (true fact)
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    • Wait what? Please tell me this is true
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    • With boners if I may mention
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    • Uhhhh....no. not historically accurate .... They only fought naked very rarely, and that was for ritualistic purposes. A Celtic army would be clothed. They'd have armor, a shield, a helm. Very similar to what the Romans had. In fact, the Celts invented chainmail.
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    • Oh
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    • Celt's enemies: cut off the celt's dicks
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    • Teutoberg forest moment
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    • Now rpe is easier
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    • Good way to get your penis cut
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    • Incredibilis...
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    • *Confused Celtic screams *
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    • Bits of cloth would get into slash wounds causing infections it was better to fight naked than wear non armor clothing
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    • There’s a thing on pornhub of people wrestling naked. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
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    • Roman "Nice cock bro, you fuck with that thing"
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    • Bruh its all fun and games till ur dick gets chopped
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    • Battle of Alessia. Fucking wild man.
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    • The celts literally would fight naked. Like no armor or anything. Imagine someone butt naked covered in tattoos and blue war paint with long hair running at you with two fucking hatchets.
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    • Soldier fighting naked in honey
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    • Ok, but why completely naked? Like why not a loincloth or something like that
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    • Imagine you’re fighting the celts and a dude just starts running full speed at you with a raging boner
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    • External Celts: Extinct . . . . Internal Celts: Smells like Bitch in here
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    • Romans weren’t weird till the right before the fall of Rome.
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    • U try fighting with a boner. It's harder than you think
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    • ppl who play fgo would love if bretonnia and france did the same
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    • Lucky for you thats what I like
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    • I'd selge Alicia too
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    • Neat
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    • I'm 6ft and 325lbs with a beard down to my chest. Take my clothes off. I'm a fat guy with a tiny Dik and a beard. Which is more intimidating?
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    • I wanna bet someone had there dick cut off
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    • I’m pretty sure they fought that way cause getting cloth in your wound increases the chance of infection or some shit
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    • The word celtic in Roman means Savage
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    • Whatdya mean? Roman had migit running in and around the front lines to confuse the enemies
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    • Rometards really try to cling onto any hope, sorry you're the reason the world is shit today
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    • Roman:"And then we gonna sculpt you into a beautiful statue that will stand the test of time!!!" /Celt: "....Thanks?"
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    • I don’t get it
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    • Thats when the cells started using war dogs that were the size of normal men at the time. And sacked Rome 2 or 3 times.
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    • The Roman's didnt like it but the Greeks literally used olive oil as lube so men could more easily fuck men
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    • Did you know the Greeks would wrestle naked with string tied to their foreskin and the 2 wrestlers would try and pull on the others string
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    • *slaps with sword dick slaps with sword dick slaps w
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    • More like: jokes on you, enjoy this 1000 pillum flying at you while you're sprinting full speed at us
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    • They really weren't that's why we slayed them like the fucking bastard swine they were
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    • Cock goes chop
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    • Do you like my two sword style?
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    • I used to live in a group home and the staff was trying to go into a girls room for a room check , but didnt listen whe she said just a minute. That bitch got hit with a titty, a whole titty
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    • I thought it was the Greeks who were kinky, weren’t romans like less so?
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    • N a k e d
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    • Gay ass romans
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