• oyr old me: Mom I need the bathroom
Mom: Number 1 or 2?
Me about to unleash a
Number 3
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    • What is the number 3?
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    • Yo is iFunny super dead rn? Why is all the features filled with only around 5 comments.
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    • Me with my number 5
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    • A poopee. Both😅
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    • Good news !F uck off. Yo🙂u. Hor n🙂y. C o m bastARDS🙂
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    • I'm absolutely destroying my toilet rn. Please send help
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    • Why does he remind me of a pug? Like look at his face.
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    • I always thought number 3 was diarrhea
      km_133 8 sep
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    • whattup mom it’s me again comin atcha with a number 4, stick around till the end of this episode to take me to the fucking doctor
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    • Number Three is often confused with tripling yourself, I.E. Family Guy - the episode where Trisha dates Carter for an undercover report. A true #3, however, is something so excruciating that those who have experienced it do not speak of such things without flashbacks.
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    • U shoot ur dick like a rocket for number 3 it doesn't come back tho
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    • that made me giggle, tryin to not wake my wife up lol
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    • So cum
      Anakin2 8 sep
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    • The Diarrhea
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    • A NUMBER 7 BITCH
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    • Bucket!
      69mark69 8 sep
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    • I will not let a crackpot old fool teach him toilet training
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      pimann 8 sep
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    • It's diarrhea right?
      RmaRocks 8 sep
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    • In my house number three was poop and pee or Taco Bell
      tirabbit 8 sep
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    • 3 is vomit
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    • Of the seven ways
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    • BOTH
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    • Guys, number 3 is nut
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    • Yo suicide definitely isn’t the option, like at all. I’ve lost my job my house and my girlfriend. Bro I’m 19. The only thing we can do is push through. I understand that you are in a horrible mindset right now but listen closely, You have so many people that relate to your pain. I am here for you
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    • Blu_Boi_ 8 sep
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    • I’ve always referred to a number 3 as cum
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    • Okay so does everyone pee when they take a shit? Cause I've had people tell me that they don't and I'm like bullshit I always piss when I take a shit.
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    • Wait to #3, until you must #2. Cover your tracks.
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    • C U M
      LolNood 8 sep
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    • No post on Sundays
      Smoky 8 sep
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    • Number 3 is cum
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    • Me when I shit myself in school:
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    • Vomit?
      Roombas 8 sep
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    • To me #3 meant vomit
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    • So you seen your grandpa going number 3 what's the big deal?
      dj_fate 8 sep
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    • Anyone sneeze-fart- cough-semi/full-throw up- shart, q-word, and stick their tongue out like miley cirrus at the grammys?
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    • Why is a 5 years old masterbaiting?
      Turkey 8 sep
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    • 3 always was vomit for my family.
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    • That poor man just got uglier and uglier over that series.
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    • Has anyone noticed his eyes yet?
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    • Is number 3 beat off, or diarrhea?
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    • Pray for me. I'm shittin liquid rn and my stomach is getting to the point where I might need to take my shirt off
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    • Uncle Vernon, what are you looking at? Everything, Harry. Everything..
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    • When I was younger I didn't understand the concept of number 1 or number 2. So I assumed it was "how-much-of-an-emergency-it-is" type deal.
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    • Number 3, set your sperm free
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    • Dont worry, everyone inks!
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    • Number 3 is both out the ears.
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    • Am i the only one that was so interested in number 3 when the alien guy in home said he took a number 3 that you just thought about everything it could possibly be
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    • Picture an upside volcano🤔
      srose1 8 sep
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    • 3 is queef 4 is fart. If you disagree notice how it goes 1 2 1 2 front back front back. Piss shit queef fart.
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    • His fucking eyes God damn it lmao
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    • Aww its nothing he just wants attention
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    • 1=piss 2=shit 3=unholy explosion that ruptured the earth in 2
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    • Hes looking at me and the guy commenting above me
      otwOUT 8 sep
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    • Like 6 Mac book pros
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    • I think it’s time you went to bed
      JohnnyFK 8 sep
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    • Cum
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    • A number 3 is when you are filled up with so much air that when you sit on the toilet you just say “Oh God” then proceed to burp a shit so hard you crack the drywall.
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    • Mom: Number 1 or number 2? Me: 3. Mom: That's not a real one. Me: 2. Mom: Ok number 2 then- Me: 1. Mom:
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    • I did a number 5 and reset the timeline
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    • Number 3 is jerking off while you poop
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    • Why do they ask though?
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    • I just nooned myself trying to make that face
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    • I always double flush just in case
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    • I always feel bad laughing at his face because I know he can’t help it
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    • He looks like he has rat dog eyes
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    • Do his eyes always look like thay
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    • When I release my new ass album number 7
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