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    • They crawl on our food for their crumbs, which is UNACCEPTABLE
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    • Wrong. Ants are all like “Hey theres a few billion of us and we’re gonna fucking swarm your whole kitchen because Timmy didnt put away the cheetos. That cool wit you chief?”
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    • Fire ants sting you so
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    • Yeah, u see one ant taking a crumb and then he goes and tells all his noons.
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    • One ant can have my crumbs. The problem is his 2,000 friends
      wil117 8 aug
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    • Them mfs ain't gone stop at no crumbs. It's scientifically proven....the mfs will take you your house and world if you let them
      malyk82 8 aug
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    • Us: Okay fine, you can have our crumbs. Ants: Oh sweet! HEY BOB, TELL THE QUEEN TO MAKE A NEW NEST IN HERE
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    • They come into our house, take are food, and dont pay taxes, it's not like I dont like them they just abuse the system to their own benefit while putting nothing back in the pot. Ants should just stay home.
      oneorfive 10 aug
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    • If I see ants in the wild I like giving them snacks. I am a generous god
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    • Maybe if they took it and left but they envite over the whole fucking colony so then I have to put my foot down.... on them
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    • Ever noticed how it's only black ants that break into your house and steal from you?? Hmmmm??
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    • Regular ants : Bud we just want to eat. Safari ants : Bud we just want to climb. Fire ants : PURGE ALL IN HOLY FLAME
      mjbenti 8 aug
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    • If you give an ant a crumb he's going to want a cookie if you give an ant a cookie he's going to want your pantry if you give an ant your pantry you don't own your home any more
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    • Actually ants are more greedy than “aye pass me the crumbs”. They will literally take a whole loaf of bread, one piece at a time.
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    • I sprayed them with bleach every time I saw them in my kitchen, now I don’t even have to set out poison because they know the acid spraying giant show-ith no mercy.
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    • Well first it’s crumbs, then the next thing you know it’s your entire kitchen.
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    • Because they try and stage hostile military takeovers of my fuckin house.
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    • When the majority of comments are literal paragraphs
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    • Your experience with ants is very different than mine. Ants: we are all going to bite the shit out of you in unison, cool?
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    • They took my pizza, and for that reason I decimated thier population through poison and ended thier generations of hard work and hardship fought. Erasing their existance from this world in every way exept for my memory... Of them climbing on my pizza.
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    • I just don’t like em cause they’re black
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    • It's like if someone knocked on your door and asked for spare food and you offered them some of what you made for dinner but once you do they start showing up every day with their whole fuckin family and just sit at your table and eat while you spray them with poison
      PunBitch 8 aug
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    • Shit my motto is... IF IT CAN CRAWL THEN IT CAN BRAWL MF!!
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    • But they come back in greater numbers and take everything
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    • It starts with crumbs. Then they get brave, and suddenly you have ants everywhere raiding everything and you have to fake a gas fire for insurance and to get rid of the ants
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    • Yall seen a trail of ants its like illegal immigrants 1 comes then you got a table covered in em trying to take your entire sandwhich crumb by crumb
      GmanV 8 aug
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    • Well when they move their whole god damn family in yes it's a problem, little shits don't pay rent I do
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    • Because if they find food they leave and relay it to the colony resulting in more fucking ants.
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    • It's honestly fine until they bring the entire colony with them to finish my leftover chocolate milk
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    • But that ONE ant always snitches and tells everyone then BAM you have a trillion ants that just took the flesh off your entire family leaving nothing but bones and shame
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    • Ants make my skin crawl. Those marching assholes
      thejrod69 10 aug
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    • I used to live in a really old house that was infested with ants. This one time I left a Arizona Tea out on a table. Didn't think anything of it because it was on a table right. I come back and take a drink. Lo and behold, the ants somehow found it. I drink ants... I FUCKING DRANK ANTS!!!
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    • Yeah they bite soooo
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    • Yeah, ants are all fine and cool until I catch them and 20,000 of their closest friends doing the cha-cha-slide on my blueberry muffins.
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    • Yeah. Then they’re in your cereal, chips, bread, fruit, and whatever else they can stick their tiny asses into. If it was just crumbs I wouldn’t give a shit but we’re talking FRESH food guys.
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    • Ants Canada YouTube channel. This will give you a new light on ants. They are really astounding creatures.
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    • So ants contain ammonia that’s why they smell like windex when you smoosh them. So I have two follow up questions? Can you clean things with dead ants? If you poor bleach down an ant hill will it create mustard gas?
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    • Because those motherfuckers get greedy and crawl up on your food qnd shit then will crawl on you and eat your titties and shit
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    • yeah its all fun and games until theres millions of them in your kitchen
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    • Then they call the whole fucking squad and they are all over your fucking room because some twat of an ant thought two speckles of a cookie can feed an entire damn colony.
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    • Ants find the crubs, go back ant tell the queen where the crubs came from, so the queen decides to mobilize her whole nest just to get the crumbs
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    • Well some of them are bitey bois so
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    • Well you give them an inch and they take a mile. In this case you give them crumbs, they'll fucking build a highway system to your butter.
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    • No they come into my house and get all over my counters and furniture in search of crumbs
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    • No the FUCK they are not their like "hey did you leave like 3 crumbs in your room? Yeah but if you go in ill fu.. Alright swuadron alpha sierra sierra hotel oscar lima echo move in well stay 3 fucking weeks then slowly leave
      Slayix0 8 aug
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    • It starts with crumbs. Crumbs are a gateway drug. Pretty soon they get into my sugar. That's when they ALL gonna die. Don't do drugs kids.
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    • Cause they’re greedy little fucks that’ll first go for crumbs then they’ll go for your first born child
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    • It wouldn’t be that bad if there wasn’t millions of them thinking the exact same thing
      lIIaoi 12 aug
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    • More like “hey you left some marshmallows open, so we are just all gonna come in here and crawl up and down your entire body in search for food, especially while your sleeping, and yes you will be woken up”
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    • As someone who works in the dirt. I hate ants. Nothing like sticking a shovel into the side of a trench and 1000 fire ants pour out into it.
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    • They will also fucking burrow into your walls, eat your wall studs, destroy the structural rigidity of your house, and all that time they'll be crawling everywhere in your house looking for food, biting you in the process. (Carpenter ants, the res and black ones)
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    • Don't forget they also bite the hell out of you
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    • I don’t care as long as they are not I n my house.
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    • Yeah bc imagine if your friend was like "Hey I'm just gonna take this penny of your bookshelf" You'd be like "Ok cool Idc" then he's all like "I brought a million of my friends to do the same" You aren't gonna just be like "Yeah go right ahead" you're gonna clap that man
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    • If I'm at a picnic I'll give a bug some food.
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    • No ants are like "hey we're gonna swarm that towel you use to jack off into, then crawl all over you and your dick when you start to fap, then bite every godforsaken inch of you"
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    • Are.... are you an ant
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    • They fucking bite. If they just came for crumbs, I wouldn't mind. But they get into the packages and ruin my food. And, again, they fucking bite.
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    • Ants are like the roommates that constantly push the boundaries for what you will allow. At first it might just be crumbs, but then what? An old piece of fruit? The sugar in the sugar jar? My girlfriend? Nah man, can't let them even get started.
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    • they mOVE INTO OUR HOUSES, GET INTO OUR FOOD, BITE US FOR NO FUCKING REASON, CRAWL ON OUR SHIT, CAN'T EVEN FUCKING PAY RENT
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    • Nah if I see a few ants or bees near my food I give them small crumbs. Flies can fuck right off though.
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    • Ants outnumber humans 1.6 million to 1. If those fuckers find out then we’re all doomed.
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    • Then 1 and becomes 1 million ants.
      mikel302 8 aug
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    • And then they infest your home.
      Stoirn 8 aug
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    • Yeah but like the problem is that once they get the crumbs they work their way up and eventually start stealing whole dinners without a word.
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    • Not funny. Didnt laugh.
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    • First they want your crumbs then you turn around and they’ve eaten the foundation of your house and spread disease
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    • Hey if they're outside, fair game, but there's only one King in this castle
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    • Ts the same with illegals, give a few amnesty and next thing you know theres 11 million of them
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    • If we accept the the deal they bring there entire army for one crumb
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    • If they didn’t bite my goddam foot then we’d be cool
      Theraam 8 aug
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    • Because the greed of ants knows no bounds. Give them an inch, and theyll take a mile, and your wife.
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    • It's cuz you know them motherfuckers will get cocky and come back for the whole damn turkey from thanksgiving. You nip those bitches in the bud before they bring their homies
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    • Ants are like loser, they say they just want Poland but you know they want the whole world
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    • Person who wrote this has never had an ant problem.
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    • If I could leave them an offering of crumbs, and they would stay away from the rest of my food we'd be cool
      Daniish 8 aug
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    • This retard actually out there trying to stir up guilt over people not wanting bugs in their house
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    • Pending 8 aug
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    • That's because once they find crumbs they're like AYE BRUH BRING IN THE MILITIA
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    • Then they return in overwhelming numbers
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    • Ants take crumbs, ho back to their colony for backup and then swarm u with the might of the russian military. So no, THEY MOTHERFUCKIN WILL NOT.
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    • it's kinda terrifying that if ants collectively wanted to wipe out the human race im almost certain they could
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    • Tell that to the fuckin swarm that won't stay out of my house and all of my goddamn food. These bastards litterly found away to get into everything in my house
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    • one time I left an empty juice box in the bathroom trashcan when I was like 10 and the next morning the entire floor was covered in ants. they were in the sink, in the cabinets, in the toilet, in the shower, everywhere
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    • If that's all they did it'd be fine, but if I didn't have to have unfrosted cupcakes because they destroyed my powdered sugar, or throw out half my pantry, or deal with 100s of bites all at once.... If they were only sparse and took crumbs.... They'd be okay
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    • Your right they can have the crumbs but those greedy bastards keep searching after the first crumbs are all gone. Side note! Tea tree oil keeps those bitches out. I literally bought a bottle and set it on the counter and they fucked off
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    • I love grabbing the big ones and making them fight to the death or straight up rip them in half.
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    • Because those annoying motherfuckers will never be happy
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    • Nonono, first they go for crumbs, which is fine. Then they swarm onto your regular food, which is not fine
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    • Yeah you give one crumb and a million of those fuckers come back
      Jared712 8 aug
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    • Y'all haven't had to replace your backyard patio because those fucks' tunnels made the concrete n shit unstable
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    • I had to spend 4k on repairs to my house because carpenter ants decided to eat the support beam for the first floor
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    • ok someone never had to deal with fire ants as a kid and it shows
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    • yea because there will be hundreds or even thousands of them and they simply can not come into my house because they are so ugly
      bears 8 aug
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    • I wouldn’t mind ants if they-A) Only took crumbs and didn’t crawl on my whole meal, and B) didn’t take a bite out of me for just sitting around
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    • It doesn't end with the crumbs..
      csmash 8 aug
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    • Don’t worry ill just invite couple thousand more of my friends
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    • Cuz if you give em crumbs then they come with their family of 200,000,000 and eat everything you own
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    • Its human nature to not want another person or creature to take what is mine god damn it
      OffJack 8 aug
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    • Ant:may I have crumb? Me: sure:) ant:YO FELLAS I GOT US A NEW CRIB
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