• Our fearless rooster, André, was killed
in the line of duty this week. He fought
off araccoon long enough for us to
intervene, but he didn't make it. Not a
single chicken was lost. He was their
protector, a hero. He will be sorely
missed. My heart is heavy. RIP sweet
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    • Cocks out for Andre
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    • He fought the good fight. Why did Andre cross the road? To get to fucking VALHALLA.
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    • We won't sob for Andre. We'll shout. It wasn't a sorrowful deed he has done, but a righteous one. Andre saved many by putting his life down. To shed a tear is to say the choice he made, to defend his loved ones, was an unwelcome one. So shout, friends. Andre is kicking ass in the afterlife.
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    • Godspeed, Andre, Godspeed
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    • “It’s just a chicken.” Can you shut the fuck up and appreciate that despite their lack of emotional depth, a creature as simple as a chicken was capable of such selfless, noble action. If a chicken can do it, what does that say about your potential?
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    • A feast awaits him in the hall of valor
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    • “It’s just a chicken who cares “
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    • Terrible day for rain
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    • So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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    • Ride to Valhalla, fearless king
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    • The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long
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    • My rooster, Edgar, died the same way, except he drug that fuckin raccoon to hell before he died. RIP bud
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    • Andre was a fucking king. Pour one out for the homie
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    • I raise ye a glass, brave warrior.
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    • T'was a good cock
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    • "I faced him fearlessly - my fate inescapable, yet my honor is unstained - can Ulfric say the same?"
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    • My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial. Can you say the same? -Andre
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    • Valhalla awaits him
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    • “He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.”
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    • Godspeed Andre
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    • Valhalla awaits you, Andre.
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    • You should honor him with a side of potato salad.
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    • Big black cock absolutely destroyed by trash pussy
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    • I'm thinking of back to the barnyard when the one guy fended off the roosters while "and I won't back down" played
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    • He looks fucking angry
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    • mm whatcha saaay
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    • Never understood why the called a scared person chicken those things are bad ass
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    • Nice cock
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    • Beautiful black cock, stood strong till the last stroke.
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    • If you want to see the full story of him search black cock on google
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    • 🎶heeeeeere they come to snuff the roooosteeeeer.... YOU KNOW HE AIIN’T gonna DYYYYYYYYYYYEAH🎶 This made me think of that. Cocks out for andre
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    • His walk to Valhalla
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    • andre looks like he was a chad
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    • A true chicken of tenderness with impeccable taste. Also, I've got a great fried chicken receipe I'm willing to share.
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    • Today, we memorialize Andre and his good deeds, may he rest remembered by all as a hero, a king, and most importantly, a legend. We shall remember how he defended his brethren and he will applaud him for his outstanding bravery he had shown on that fateful day
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    • Rest up young king, rest up
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    • R.I.P. Andre
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    • Look at that black cock
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    • You dropped this king 👑 safe journeys
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    • Alright Old Dan and Little Ann, we're going c00n hunting.
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    • Sovengarde beckons Andre
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    • Hear they come to snuff the rooster!
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    • I once had a rooster that I saw when it hatched from the egg. I heard his first peep. I dubbed him Caesar, and he became the alpha rooster over the flock. For a year I saw him grow stronger in his role. One morning I awoke to him doing battle with a fox in the front yard. They were tearing into 1/2
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    • No joke, someone is giving away a chicken that looks exactly like this in my neighborhood right now
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    • You did your duty Andre, protecting your people. Rest now, you’ve earned it.
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    • Press F to pay respect
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    • The Romans saw roosters as incredibly brave animals, and often used them at a symbol for fighting prowess.
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    • Rest well, king
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    • That chicken looks hard
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    • Only reason I keep my a-hole rooster around is because I once saw him whoop a red tailed Hawk’s ass. He’s a big strong protector.
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    • Rest In Peace Andre
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    • Hail the victorious dead!
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    • Big cock energy
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    • Another tale of a fearless animal
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    • Does anyone have that chicken shotgun video?
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    • Reminds me of a story my friend told me. he accidentally made a breed of fighting rooster, because the roosters he already had were aggressive. It got to the point where only two bloodlines survived, the stronger of the two was k1IIed by a coyote but not before gouging out it's eye 1/2
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    • “Have you heard the legend of the black cock?”
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    • "Not a single chicken was lost." Guess roosters dont count. Nobody cares about men
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    • OMG! Now he’s with my pet rooster in heaven, and they’re probably playing together now! Jesus has a halo over Andre
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    • Andre, the powerful black cock
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    • Our all black rooster is named "Darth Beaker" and he literally attacks everything. I fully believe it's not for protection and that he's just a "cocky" bastard.
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    • That is one big black cock
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    • If you Google "black cock" you'll find a picture of Andre
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    • He is one with the force
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    • Cocks out for Andre
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    • Until Valhalla brother
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