2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
MemedealerSasuke MemedealerSasuke
16 oct 2020
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
Me, drunk af explaining why WWII was the bloodiest war in history
The dog at the party
Rank Rank
26 sep 2020
Me, drunk af explaining why WWII was the bloodiest war in history The dog at the party
He no like the beach
SS
saucyvirgin saucyvirgin
28 may
He no like the beach SS
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six
thousand bricks at the wrong address
luistg2012 luistg2012
4 dec 2020
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six thousand bricks at the wrong address
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident
davie_dove
hive_of_many hive_of_many
28 sep 2020
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident davie_dove
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop
of this
Bur ypu. just gestored
Yo oF me.
Yes. Trat's,
Shop being, ath of
Zeroic Zeroic
26 sep 2020
lock boy iF you yp. eed slop of this Bur ypu. just gestored Yo oF me. Yes. Trat's, Shop being, ath of
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy.
If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you
give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
- Bob Marley
LaDyEnIgMa69
24 sep 2020
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
JDHadx
19 oct 2020
When the titty is wrinkled and taste like Marlboro's
Bootyclapasaurus Bootyclapasaurus
25 sep 2020
© Based on: mr.memestro
"Drives through the hood" Me: Nobody say anything that could offend someone My Uncle:
When you open your car door on a hot day and
Satan's heat wave hits you
ravenriverwind ravenriverwind
5 nov 2020
When you open your car door on a hot day and Satan's heat wave hits you
Feeling cute, might banish souls to the eternal abyss later, IDK
JenniferKarrosArias
24 sep 2020
Feeling cute, might banish souls to the eternal abyss later, IDK
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten,
1941.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
5 oct 2020
Russian sailors surround a sleeping kitten, 1941.
When you have to delete a
game to make storage for another
I'm sorry, little one.
okannie okannie
3 jun
When you have to delete a game to make storage for another I'm sorry, little one.
14 yo girls: OMG Tyler is so handsome!
Tyler:
leeewee leeewee
18 jan 2021
14 yo girls: OMG Tyler is so handsome! Tyler:
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat