• There was an old man who lived by a
forest. As he grew older and older, he
started losing his hair, until one day, on
his deathbed, he was completely bald.
That day, he called his children to a
meeting...
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so
magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair
can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's
such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner
or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look
as bald as my hair."
every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new
one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the
same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest
strong."
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children
replanted one, and so did their children, and their
children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and
pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his
re-seeding heirline.
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