My boss’s ﬁrst language isn’t English.
However, she loves giving inspirational
speeches to everyone. I think today she was
trying to tell us “don’tjust stand around
looking pretty”, but what she actually said
was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
It reminds me of my Russian boss at the
bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so
she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread
is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle.