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    • My friend’s dad’s from Albania or something, and when he asked her mom on their first date, he asked if he could ‘schedule an appointment’
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        • Fragile, wheat.
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          • Why do I imagine the Russian woman has biceps and arms like a Amazon queen .-.
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            • “Cats make cats. So if you feed cats, more cats come. Then cats make cats.
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              • There’s always time to be sexy
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                • I work with an Italian guy at a cabinet shop. Anytime he is going to leave, he uses the air compressor to blow off, so he can keep his car clea. But, he always says, “I’m going to blow myself.” I don’t have the heart to tell him.
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                  • Who else read the second post with a russian accent
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                      • Fragile Italian got me
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                        • My dad is from Mexico and he once tried to tell me that Jesus was born in a mango...he meant a manger.
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                          • I once had a boss who always said "you humor me" when he meant "your jokes are funny". He was not foreign and his first language was English he was just a dumbass.
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                            • Sorry was I suppose laugh? Cause this is iFUNNY not itumblr
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                              • my turkish friend didn't know what deer were. it was the cutest thing ever when she discovered them and loved them
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                                • My Grandpa who is from Iran has many (his name is Ali) Ali’isms. My favorite one that he says is “ I killed 2 chickens with one rock” rather than 2 birds with one stone
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                                  • I hope Shelly is italian
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                                    • Just like the Chinese takeaway I used to visit often, owner used to scream “Habanada!” every time as I was leaving. Took years, but turns out she was saying “have a nice day”.
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                                      • That’s actually an improvement lol
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                                        • I thought in a Russian accent
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                                          • “‘Fragile’, must be Italian.”
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                                            • Huh. That’s interesting.
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                                              • My friend from japan saw me working out by the university gym and said “how can i get a big rike a you??”, still inspires me
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                                                • Me an Italian - "How dare"
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                                                  • Reminds me of when my great aunt at my grandmothers funeral tried to tell my cousin “she will be cremated tomorrow” but instead said “tomorrow she will become the dust” and we didnt know whether to laugh or not
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                                                    • My coworker was trying to memorize our gelato flavors, one is vanilla bean. She’s Turkish. She pointed to it and said, “cookie... cookie beans?” It still makes me laugh.
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                                                      • Fragile little italians
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                                                        • “At the bakery”
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                                                          • I mean, they probably meant exactly what they said tho. Theyd probably say the exact same thing if they were fluent
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                                                            • My journeyman was Russian. He used to say "go up ladder I give you head" I thought he was joking but it happened
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                                                              • My old boss was Russian, he called a leaf blower the “wind make machine”
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                                                                • some a times maybe good some a times maybe sheet
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                                                                  • My staff sergeant was from Puerto Rico and he had been in the states for awhile now but his English still wasn’t the best. Those of us that were there long enough started to know what he meant most of the time but we’d still say “what?” a lot to get him to keep repeating himself until “fuck y’all!”
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                                                                    • There’s always time to be Sexy!
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                                                                      • She tried to make her pfp ahegao
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                                                                        • My dad always talked about a professor he had who talked about “giro.” No one in the class could figure out what it was, but they all got together to study for a test once and someone finally figured out that it was “zero.”
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                                                                          • A wise Finnish man once said "it's only smells"
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                                                                            • Sources: dude trust me
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                                                                              • I can't tell whether he's calling shelly Italian, or the bread
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                                                                                • I've never had a female boss or worked with someone who didn't speak English as a first language now that I think about it.
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                                                                                  • What is her Job?
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                                                                                    • Anyome else read that last part with russiam accent
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                                                                                      • Thor Axe
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                                                                                        • I knew an old nun growing up who would say from the butt of my heart instead of the bottom of my heart.
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                                                                                            • Sabaton - You cannot outrun our fragile Italian
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                                                                                              • My boss calls everyone a “dingaling” and when he needs a server to take food to a table he yells “I need 2 hands on the hoo haw”
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                                                                                                • I honestly don't have time to be sexy that's why I'm ugly lol
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                                                                                                  • Did anyone else read fragile like the dad from a Christmas story when he read the packaging for his leg lamp? No just me? Okay 😂👌🏻
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                                                                                                    • Its impossible to read that without imagining a thick Russian accent
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                                                                                                      • *Meme that tells a story even the slightest bit uncommon* iFunny comment section: “yEAh ThAT NeveR HAppeNeD”
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                                                                                                            • False! Women can’t be bosses.
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                                                                                                              • If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike
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                                                                                                                • We always have time to be sexy...
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                                                                                                                  • Plz click on my profile help me defeat spider toby
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                                                                                                                    • My uncle who speaks primarily Spanish was showing me some semi truck transmission labels and pointed at an “A” and said “This is F right?”. Tried very hard not to laugh.
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                                                                                                                      • My mother always used to say “sheisse” when she was upset but it was very American, sounded like Shiza. So I started saying Shiza too and she never said anything. I went to visit my “Mom Mom” recently and said “Shiza”. German grandmas put up with no shit because I’d never been backhanded before then
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                                                                                                                          • My first manager (Mexican guy) told me to be careful with the glasses by saying "You gotta be careful. Treat it like a sexy woman *motions with hands in an hourglass shape* Treat her nice and gentle. Be gentle with her"
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                                                                                                                            • This didn’t happen.... your boss can’t be a woman
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                                                                                                                              • No time for sexy. Hail Salboth Trekelax
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                                                                                                                                • My mom goes to a nail salon and the japanese girl always says "You look pretty you get boyfrend"
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                                                                                                                                    • The baby has surrendered
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                                                                                                                                      • "Now put the baby in the Oven"
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                                                                                                                                        • Reminds me of Red from orange is the new black
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                                                                                                                                          • “Do you get my meaning?” -my AP Calc teacher
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                                                                                                                                            • "Ain't nobody got time for a dat"
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                                                                                                                                              • *my brother texting his new boss who’s first language is Spanish* My Brother:Hey! So what are my hours? His Boss:Ok
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                                                                                                                                                • Fra-Gil-eh “must be Italian”
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Apparently my mom and me went to a bakery alot when I was a baby. And when we went there a few years ago the Jamaican owner saw her, ran by everyone yelling "all gods children get out of the way" over and over to hug me and asked me why I haven't been back in
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                                                                                                                                                                      • My first boss was half German half polish
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Guys I have fantastic news apparently you can now just redeem you rewards pizzas from dominos without the $13* minimum but u still need to pay for delivery and taxes but I spent like $4.91 for my pizza!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • My old tae Kwon do instructor told us to be safety
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • One of my instructors is from Argentina and told us “tonight we fuck” when what he meant to say is “tonight WE’RE fucked”
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Why is racism becoming a joke now?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • My native language was German but i can speak English so well that most people I know think it’s my first language
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Who remembers this exact feature set from forever ago? Do they really do repeat sets meme for meme? Or am I just in a cosmic loop?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • You guys watching Notre Dame burning? Pretty sad
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                                                                                                                                                                                                              • Fuck you saying about Italians
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