• Orangepeanut
@orangepeanutt
Would you rather:
Meet Cardi B 0%
Find 5 dollars 100%
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Dude I'd pay five dollars to not meet Cardi B
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    • I'd have dinner with her, but secretly have a body cam, so when she drugs me I can press charges and get justice for all the homies before me
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    • Why is she famous again?
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    • Well Cardi B would drug me and steal the $5 then make a song about it..
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    • Alright give me $5 and you won't meet her
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    • Meet cardi b and sell her autograph for $5.01
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    • rather lose $5 than get drugged and hear “okurrrt” while she mugs me
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    • I wanna meet Cradi so I can tell her she makes ass music to her face.
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    • Why would i want to get drugged and r a p e d by some ugly whore who raps about how much of a whore she is?
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    • Music peaked years ago and really started falling apart recently.
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    • If you pay $5 to not meet her, that's definitely less money you'd be missing than if you actually met her
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    • So get drugged or get five dollars?
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    • ZER0K00L 8 sep
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    • Meet Cardi B, wait for her to offer me a drink, examine said drink, find drugs, sue her, become rich. That is if she’s actually punished for it this time
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    • Meet cardi B, don't eat or drink anything she offers you, ask her to sign an album or something, sell on ebay for more than $5.
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    • I'd pay 5 dollars to kick cardi b in the nuts
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    • ok but if you got her autograph you could sell it for more than 5 dollars
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    • Keep your five dollars and punch her in the face so then you got a restraining order and five dollars
      DrPeePee 8 sep
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    • No Destruction 100? Dislike!
      dudeno4 8 sep
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    • If cardi b said she was a man would we have to dig up shit about his past and ruin his life for being a possible rapist and scumbag?
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    • I’d pay nothing
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    • One nigga voted
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    • Y’all really don’t know how to make the beat out of a bad situation. Get her to sign something and then sell that shit.
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    • Oookkuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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    • Try 5000
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    • Y’all didn’t forget that Cardi B literally said that she drugged r a p e d and stole from men, right!?!?
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    • I'd do it just to smash
      mrnewfe 8 sep
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    • Instead of “you’re going to Brazil” it should be “you’re going to meet cardi b”
      MLGtbone 8 sep
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    • I don’t get it. Where’s the annoying red circle?
      Avalre 8 sep
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    • Why pay me
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    • I always get awkward with celebrities. Like "hi. I've been a fan for like years. Hi. Bye " idk
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    • Hahaha I love democracy moment!! LOL!!!!!!
      fatballz 8 sep
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    • I’d meet Cardi B, idgaf
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    • Yall just ignorant she makes good songs and she's hot. Who cares if she drugged people they should be lucky
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    • I love democracy
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    • I would meet cardi b
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    • I'd meet her and just stare at her body the entire time lol
      RadMoose 9 sep
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    • I would meet her she’s so sexy
      tallmen 8 sep
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    • Find $5!!!!!
      irwinoeh 8 sep
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    • Who is she, again?
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    • meet cardi b so i can say “i got a baby i need some money” and she’ll give me some money
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    • 5 dabloons
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    • Id just stab her
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    • I'd meet her so I could get her to autograph pictures and shit and make a fuckton of money by selling them
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    • All the homies watch orangepeanut
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    • Meet Cardi B so I can beat the shit out of her and take her purse and sell it along with her wallet
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    • Bullshit
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    • Meet Cardi B and beat the shit out of her
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    • I think I'd give it to her
      Nithya 8 sep
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    • Yall are some broke retards just as retarded as her fans stfu.
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    • At least $5 has economical and societal value, cardi b doesn't.
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    • Okay listen here I get the joke but I meet her to tell her how trash her music is
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    • Id meet her just to say bitch you a cow mooooo
      yituw10 8 sep
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    • I would meet her, get her to sign something, then sell it to someone who actually cares
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    • Id pay 50 to beat the shit out of her
      LaBerta 8 sep
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    • penis
      pimann 8 sep
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    • Pay me or I force you to meet her
      tinycats 8 sep
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    • Cardi doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together
      MDX34 8 sep
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    • Wow 2 orangepeanut features
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    • meet cardi b so i can call her a fat skank who sounds and looks like a retarded bullfrog.
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    • Y’all are forgetting that you can probably sell her autograph for more than 5 dollars
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    • Leave 5 dollars in your wallet if you meet cardi b technically it would be like paying $5 to meet her
      Oblivion 8 sep
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    • Meet cardi b
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    • Yall are small minded, meet cardi b and then get multiple things signed and sell them to dumb people for lots of money
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    • I'd be cool with $1 before I would think of meeting her
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    • Meet her, get her autograph, and sell it to some stupid bitch for $1000
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    • Couldn’t even imagine the fucking headache being in the same room would cause
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    • All of them are fucking idiots. You could legit rob her.
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    • I actually thought about it and I would actually pay the $5 if it meant I don’t have to meet her, she fucking scares me.
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    • Cardiovascular bronchitis
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    • A dude said one of my Sgts is a great value cardi b. I thought of that day immediately lmao.
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    • As much as im into the idea of being drugged tied up and violently fucked not by that she gives of the vibes of the rat snooki from south park
      dfreid 8 sep
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    • Give me the $5 and ill make sure she never meets anyone ever again.
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    • I'd meet her ngl. but you can bet the entire time I will just be meming the shit outta her
      Nedd 8 sep
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    • I mean I don’t like her but I would still fuck the shit out of her
      Moeh 8 sep
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    • shit i'd meet her, whats the harm in that
      rope35 8 sep
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    • I’d only want to meet her so I could get her autograph so I could sell it on eBay lol
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    • Cardi B bad, you may now laugh
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    • I’d meet with her then I’d mug her with a mask on
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    • Meet cardi b and ask for 6$
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    • If you met cardi b she would rob you of 5 dollars.
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    • Better get my coat and boots.....
      ArtbyJ 8 sep
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    • Whew good thing I'm a metal head and don't worry about her life
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    • watch candace owen fucking destroy her
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    • Yeah but I'd meet her so I could tap that
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    • meet her with a 5.56 aimed at her head
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    • Did you see that interview with Biden? I guarantee you they lost mad Democrats that day😂
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    • I think the most money I'd pay not to meet her is $50.
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    • I actually saw her before. Not on purpose but we just kinda crossed paths. She was actually really nice to people who wanted to meet her even though she looked like she had places to go. Idk kinda changed my perspective on her
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    • Fuck cardi B
      PK007 8 sep
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    • I dont get it wheres the reaction image?
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    • That's where u wud find the 5$
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    • Yalls obession with her is really really weird
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    • Yalls has obsession with her is weird
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