"Orange you glad
didn't say banana?!"
BRAZZERS com I
...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
3 apr
"Orange you glad didn't say banana?!" BRAZZERS com I ...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally
punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
RoninGamer RoninGamer
8 may
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
*on FaceTime*
"Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert"
Robert:
imaginary_animals_5 imaginary_animals_5
25 sep 2020
*on FaceTime* "Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert" Robert:
Punish the deed and not the breed
Yo*:
Miy
The ONN thing "thing Lve
EVER "act
Was CANCER, and
WON!
SnowflakeTheArcticFox SnowflakeTheArcticFox
26 sep 2020
Punish the deed and not the breed Yo*: Miy The ONN thing "thing Lve EVER "act Was CANCER, and WON!
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it.
Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
ROACH6359 ROACH6359
28 sep 2020
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it. Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE.
Al
DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
denisep denisep
28 dec 2020
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE. Al DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
IHateJake42069 IHateJake42069
21 sep 2020
Fat ass cat in a tuxedo
"what is one thing u can't live
without?"
Me:
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"what is one thing u can't live without?" Me:
USA
\ "You're telling me
this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion?
That is physically impossible."
BEN SHAPIRO
LivingOffTheLand LivingOffTheLand
20 nov 2020
USA \ "You're telling me this man is big dog, big bear, AND a lion? That is physically impossible." BEN SHAPIRO
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Adult Adult
10 jun
You've heard of "Elf on a Shelf". Now get ready for...
Sukhoi Sukhoi
23 sep 2020
If that baby cried like that during 1940's people would run to their bunkers
SecretSauceForYou SecretSauceForYou
27 sep 2020
Viper @DBZTsViper "Gogeta fan gives a good point on why Gogela is stronger" Vegito fans :
THE EARLIEST KNOWN PHOTO OF THE FIRST KAREN (1939)
Devil51i1Angel00 Devil51i1Angel00
12 jan 2021
THE EARLIEST KNOWN PHOTO OF THE FIRST KAREN (1939)
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
Lonethefox Lonethefox
24 feb
When you're Gary and you haven't screamed your name in 8 minutes
blankblankblank blankblankblank
23 sep 2020
th Vik Tok THIS IS UNCLE ROGER FAYORITE Dish OF ALL TIME
potato stephaniexwins
I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
potato
iluv u too
potato
wait what was in the stew
suscentralwtf suscentralwtf
28d
potato stephaniexwins I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes. potato iluv u too potato wait what was in the stew
When a woman says
"First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
3 jan 2021
When a woman says "First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190