• = ophidianophelia
when old people say two toddlers are
boyfriend and girlfriend
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    • 14 year old white girls when they see two male characters standing next to each other
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    • Yeah that's weird shit lol
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    • It's so cringe, or worse when parents buy their kids clothes that say "daddy said I can't have boyfriends" or some other creepy shit
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    • People that match make kids are weird and are not to be trusted
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    • Shippers in a nutshell
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    • Overwatch fans when they decide the game doesn't have enough gay people.
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    • Mha shippers be like
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    • Oh, so when a toddler stands next to a random person it's "cute" and they're "a couple", but when I do it I'm "breaching containment" and "a threat to America" smh
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    • I had people do that to me way too much. First of all, it wrongly taught me that relationships are everything (they really arent), and second it taught me that I'm gay
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    • My little brother is like 5 and he’s had a “girlfriend” since he was like 2. They played together for a while and one day she told him that he was her boyfriend and he just said ok and kept playing. They hold hands when they walk together with prompting, it’s really cute.
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    • When you and your homie see his gf standing next to another toddler
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    • ugh i wish i could just have a guy friend without everyone pressuring me to date him
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    • but when they see two women making out they say "aw, they're such great friends"
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    • Do white americans really marry their sisters? I’m sorry if it offends anyone but that is the stereotype of americans in my country.
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    • Yea I don’t get it either
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    • Tumblr when they any type of friendship between to characters
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    • When Tumblr users see to males standing next to each other
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    • If someone pairs kids into couples, not like a parent messing with a 16 yr old but like really young, then they're a damn p edo
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    • God that never ceases to creep me out and annoy me
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    • i hate when adults do that
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    • Literally my grandma about my sister and our COUSIN!! My grandpa kept telling her that it was annoying and wrong but she was like “they’re far enough apart to date”
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    • Back to when my dad said I had a bf (I was 12 he was 18 and molested me) it made me so mad he loved saying that
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    • I hate that cause they thought that with my cousin and her friend, but he became gay, my cousin just look at him as a friend
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    • and then
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    • Let’s pretend to be boomers! Start below
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    • My girlfriend is a toddler
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    • Boomer alert
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    • THIS IS THE ANIME FANDOM AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND
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    • Ophidiophilia is the attraction to snakes. It's a subcategory of zoophilia meaning sexual attraction to animals.
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    • Most people shipping characters from any anime
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    • "oh my god!" "i know i live with you" bobs burgers has some zingers ill give them that
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    • bf called me his big titty goth gf what do i do
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    • when fandoms see any same sex characters be nice or mean or neautral to each other. same thing
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    • Bob's Burgers is one of the best shows and it doesn't receive nearly as much recognition as it should. You can't change my mind
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    • Boyfriends and girlfriends dont count unless you are in highschool or older dont @ me
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    • But my grandpa wasn't wrong
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    • Teenage girls when they see two guys on the same animation cel
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    • Anime community in general
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    • Most ships in fandoms
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    • yo love this episode. gene befriends the girls dad just to get to his fucking keyboard lmfaooooo
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    • my sister is 6 and she met this boy when she was 4 and apparently they’ve been dating for a whole 2 years, shout out to jeremiah
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    • Mha shipper moment
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    • When 2 characters in a show do the bare minimum of talking to eachother
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    • I wish i had a toddler gf😞
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    • Yeah when I was in middle school my mom would try to match make me with the sons of her friends because she wanted me to be married to one of them lol
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    • Anime fangirls be like
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    • I hate when people do that. Let kids be kids for fuck sake
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    • Pro Smash Players when they see another player near a child
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    • Shippers
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    • Old people are used to being married off at 12
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    • This is a cringe reddit comment I know but this belongs on r/arethestraightsok
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    • Funny cause tumblr does the same thing with any two male characters
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    • I made this joke with my toddler. Over a decade later, They went on their first date last year and are still together.
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    • I don't get it I try and try and he ends up with a secret crush...
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    • More like when anime fans see two characters they ship standing in the same frame
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    • I was teaching my younger cousin how to work the tv and my grandma is like "awww cousin love" and it made me so uncomfortable like wtf he's like 12 and thats so weird dont say that
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    • remember when i was 7 and gave a sticker to a male waiter, my family for 5 years after that referred to that place “where my boyfriend works” and even i found it weird
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    • old people? Nigga that’s millennials with same sex toddlers
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    • My aunt says these kind of things all the time! If my ONE YEAR OLD cousin so much as SMILES at a female she'll be like "oh he has a crush on you!" or "oh he's such a ladies man!". No Amy, he's a baby, he's smiling at me bc I handed him a toy.
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    • is THAT a MOTHERFUCKING bobs burgers REFERENCE
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    • When I was like 14 and 15 and would be around other family's that had like 5-8 year olds and they would say "aww I think my daughter has a crush on you." It weirded the hell out of me. Like no, don't say that shit.
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    • Sure but the minute some preschooler boy says he loves his best friend and hugs him everyone says he’s gay. Fucking fa66ots ruined friendly companionship
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    • The entire mha fandom
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    • My best friends son pushes a baby carriage while my niece walks around with a purse and snacks. They are 2 and already have better chemistry then most couples I know
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    • Shippers be like
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    • I hate that shit and anyone who tries to do that with my baby will not be seeing us again. It's creepy and I won't tolerate it because it only takes a moment of actually thinking about it to realize it.
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    • I get mad as fuck. Don’t claim my fucking daughter for your kid. Fuck you
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    • This is how a lot of people start shipping characters
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    • Tumblr when it ships literally any two men from every single piece of fictional media
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    • When anybody ships anyone, ever
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    • fucking breeders are weird
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    • Those people in highschool who want to move in next door and have all of our kids to be friend 😐
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    • Now kith
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    • And then by the time the kids are old enough you wonder why they have zero experience with women
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    • Potato
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    • I’ve seen this one before...
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    • Anime fandoms in general
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    • Shippers
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    • I hate yaoi shippers. I hate yaoi fangirls.
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    • 15 year old girls when they see tge bois having fun
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    • I had people try that on me. The only reason we do it to the toddlers we babysit are bc they themselves say they’re dating
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    • P ed o
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