• Open Question Show mo another Should I stop beating my girlfriend?
I keep absolutely destroying her, like 4 times a week. Afterwards she locks herself in
the bathroom and cries. One time she cried for 3 hours. I am getting sick of this but
she keeps asking me to play Halo against her and she takes it really seriously.
Should I let her win
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    • No, if she wants to win, she must do so honorably
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    • Don't let her win, but go easy on her so she feels she has a better chance of winning, this will either push her to improve herself so she can win fairly, or destroy her spirit even further
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    • AbsoFUCKINGlutely NOT! She must prove she is worthy to bare your children in the future so the bloodline will produce only the FINEST offspring.
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    • No they didn’t, it was obvious what was coming
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    • _Oppy 7 jul
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    • Dont let her win, but you can make it easier for her by limiting equipment for yourself, like no grenades or rocket launchers, then as she wins more progressively make it harder by adding back on to your arsenal
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    • Me In The First Half:
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    • They actually didn’t have us at all because this was entirely too predictable
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    • FBI saw this and took a sigh of relief when they read it
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    • I love getting destroyed UwU
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    • Krystal 7 jul
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    • Go easier but if she talks trash destroy her
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    • Beerlush 7 jul
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    • why they playing games and not just cuddling?
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    • this is me but only the first 3 sentences
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    • No she has to earn it
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    • Nah man, she’s gotta earn that shit. Respect the grind
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    • No mercy
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    • Haha they sure did have us in the first half of the wholesome 100!!!!!
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    • No mercy!
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    • 1th thing unalike
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    • Seahawks should’ve ran the ball
      Spicay 7 jul
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    • Don't just do it at halo do it in cod too and every other multiplayer because she needs to know what you go through
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    • Don't you fucking dare
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    • Your reaction image, sir
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    • Here’s my thinking in video games, you have to get your ass kicked to kick ass
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    • Rats stop playing with other rats if they don’t win at least 30% of the time. Play nice.
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    • Let her win once
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    • I play modern warfare with my sisters and I run the riot shield and combat knife. I’m still going like 50-4 every match. It’s fun to watch them get annoyed with me lol.
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    • Dont let ger win, but don't go too hard either. Unless you're like me and arent good ebough to have a middle ground between retard and all out.
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    • A win must be earned. If you just let her win that robs her of the chance to improve.
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    • What you must do is absolutely destroy her with those snipes from cross map till she learns the true way
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    • Jokes that have never been made vol. 4,008
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    • No
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    • Dude just spank her... in the face... with your fist..
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    • Let her get close, but not quite there. KiII her when shes out in the open, and only then. This will teach her to not be in the open. After that lesson, always hide around corners and bash her in the back. This will teach her to check her corners. Continue until she masters it all.One step at a time
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    • Nah. You keep doing you. Thats the only way she'll learn.
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    • My girlfriend has been vastly improving with sh0oting by playing Siege because it's not run n gun like most other fps right now, and I'm proud of her
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    • When i'd play halo with my fam or my homies back in the day, halo 3 and reach we'd hop ina custom lobby and id be like "alright boys 1v3 me rn lets get it" and I would smoke em all... Good times RIP Georgie :(
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    • All these battered women there and I’ve been eating mine plain all these years.
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    • You should fake your death and flee if she cries for three hours over losing halo, imagine what she'll do when anything bigger happens
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    • Beat your bitxh.
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    • I cant just turn off instinct fella, if im gaming im gonna game
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    • Play harder. Feel pride in her weeping knowing you have everything and that she could not withstand the might that was lay before her
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    • Reads first 2 sentinces calls cops
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    • If she wants to win then she needs to practice and get better.
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    • Yk at least dont decimate her go a bit eazy
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    • Yes
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    • Never let her learn
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    • If you let her win even a single time I guarantee you’ll hear about it for the rest of your life
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    • No
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    • No, only if she can beat you herself can she actually be satisfied
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    • She must pay the iron price
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    • Nah
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    • Mine is the same way she gets upset when I win but wants to keep trying.
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    • If SHES asking to play halo that means shes not in the kitchen sir YOU SHOULD BE BEATING HER
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    • If you show any mercy then you're doing it wrong
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    • no
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    • Don't let the power shift! You must remain the alpha!
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    • ...and when she comes out I whip the controller at her lol
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    • Omg i was like bro lets jump this man
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    • If any other game, yes. But halo? No fucking way, that’s our territory
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    • i remember i linked up with a girl just to fuck and she told me she likes being spit on and like beaten and i was like wtf
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    • Naw you gotta destroy her with the battle rifle
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    • Show her the ropes and see what you are up against. Once she proves worthy...show no mercy.
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    • Didnt have me in the first half tho
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    • Gonna blow my brains out in the first half not gonna lie
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    • No, i just read the question but whatever it is, no
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    • When you post the reaction image in the meme you ruin the point. A lot easier to guess the twist when you know there’s a twist
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    • ..... If she loses offer her a meal if she can beat u then offer her passionate sex she'll really be screaming then
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    • Don't let her win, then hit her with a coat hanger for being a sore loser
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    • Maybe he beats her after he wins the game to show her punishment for not being good enough to win
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    • Would of been a bigger twist if he actually hit her
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    • Thanks for ruining the joke
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    • By the prophets!
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    • holy shit
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    • Wish that reaction image wasnt there so I could discover the meme and the suspense on my own
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    • Crush her.
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    • Go a little easy on her so it’s still fun. Also help her get better at the game, it will be more fun for both of you.
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    • Halo 3 anyone?
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    • No I saw it coming. I’m pretty sure everyone did
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    • Switch her over to Dark Souls
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    • No. Make her earn it like we all had to.
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    • I’m with LorDCrusaDer she must win the honorable way
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    • No treat her as you would any other competitor
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    • Don’t let her win strike her down where she stands no mercy absolutely fucking reck her make sure she’s crying for 4 hours then she can get better but then you reveal you were barely trying and destroy her again
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