• ook at you, beaming IWho'says I'm not? Red'
ay like you're father fibicycle when you.were
can we please talk about this 1998 is a hard year for jackie even working two jobs
money is tight (especially with rose's gymnastic lessons
to ensure she can keep attending) and christmas is just
around the corner she looks over her books and feels ill: she simply can't afford to get rose any proper gift this
year and it breaks her heart because rose is so excited she loves christmas keeps saying how she hopes it'll
snow this year proper like and christmas eve jackie is
up late worrying and hating how disappointed rose is
gonna be come morning when she wakes up to see the
floor is almost empty beneath the tree and that's when
there's a knock at the door she opens it (with a
baseball bat at the ready it's late on the estate after all) and there's no one there just a red child-sized bike with a note attached 'she's gonna be fantastic' it reads
in messy loopy handwriting 'merry christmas' and
normally she'd be worried about weirdos and stalkers but
tonight tonight it's christmas eve and jackie tyler knows
when not to look a gift horse in the mouth so she hauls
it inside quiet as she can and the next morning when
she's awoken by the sound of rose crashing her new bike into the hallway mirror shrieking in delight the entire
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