• I golfed with a hilarious 78 year
old man, and he was dishing out
life tips the whole time. The most
DGAF guy I've ever met.
He tells me after the round "don't
talk to me in the parking lot, my
wife is picking me up and she
thinks I went deaf 5 years ago."
What a legend.
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    • Used to work with an old cowboy in the oilfield and he always had a country ass saying for everything, “well that’s like wiping your ass with a bicycle tire! Shits gonna come back around!” Solid gold sayings lol
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    • Had it turns out, the old man was not deaf, he was just in denial over his wife's death those five years ago and that he couldn't hear her talk anymore. The young man knew this, and found amusement in it, posting it on Twitter for all to see.
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    • Hilarious! He doesn’t like to talk to the person he decided to spend the rest of his life with.
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    • Can barely see nose. 4/10
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    • What is dgaf? Also, this guy is a fuckin piece of shit for making his wife believe that.
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    • I used to play golf too. My dick was the club and porksword's ass was the hole. Turns out I got the rules wrong as you are not supposed to shove the club in the hole just the balls. I'm gonna do it again
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    • Lol funny boomer hates his wife
      Cacaonut 4 jul
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    • Haha I also love hating my wife
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    • Just make him come, he will scream
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    • Lol i haven't seen this feature in years
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    • While the post alone is fine, the amount of times it has been featured is cringe
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    • “I’ve seen this one before. 11 times as a matter of fact.”
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    • Not a legend, he’s an asshole
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    • Send nudes or Richard Nixon. My dms are open. You’ve got a choice to make
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    • DGAF?
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    • Why is it limiting how many unsmiles?
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    • Bruh I’ve seen this before
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    • Lmaooo
      Dr_5atan 7 jul
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    • Just get a divorce
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    • Dude. Why would you pretend to be deaf when you're married to some.
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    • Fake joke
      kingjamz 7 jul
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    • how the fuck do you trick someone into thinking your deaf for 5 years? more importantly, why?
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    • Old af
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    • Haha funny bad women haha
      TGUnshod 7 jul
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    • not a legend, a sissy
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    • I would never treat Epicfail8686 badly
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    • Boomer humor
      Pluts 6 jul
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    • Y’all are some 2 faces fuckers. One day y’al hate old people with a passion, the next day you love them
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    • Some old man told me this joke on a golf course too
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    • Definitely wouldnt tske his advice
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    • What is "DGAF"?
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    • DGAF??
      Ghost529 5 jul
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    • This reappears on ifunny every 6 months on the dot
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    • “I don’t believe in divorce so I’m just gonna say I’m deaf to avoid talking to her.”
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    • The best advice I ever got was from my boss last week when I was building a deck for him. He said “if you don’t know how to fix anything, someone else is fucking your old lady”
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    • Ha ha. I get it because men hate their wives
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    • You say legend, I say poor excuse of a man.
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    • Wtf is "DGAF"?
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    • You fool, that was bagger vance
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    • He’s a man of commitment and sheer fucking will
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    • LMAOOOOOOOO
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    • Old asf...
      Qowhoaza 4 jul
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    • He's not a legend he's a coward. Pretending to be deaf when you can't stand up to your wife or make a change is like holding square in final stand in cod when you're the last man alive because "youre going to lose anyway"
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    • That old man is my spirit animal.
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    • It’s true, I was the golf cart
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    • You should divorce your partner if you lie just so you don't have to talk smh
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    • Being unhappy with his wife and not being able to live on his own? Total legend, yeh
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    • Obviously not true but if someone where to do that you’re just a shitty person and should just fucking die at that point
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    • Damn does everyone golf with that guy?
      BreadLad 4 jul
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    • Snacking on Cashews wtf are they so damn good
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    • I know its a meme, but lying to your spouse for 5 years is a pos move. Not cash money
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    • A friend of mine once golfed with this guy who played bass in the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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    • This has been reported before on many different platforms.
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    • It’s actually really sad that his marriage was so bad he feels the need to lie about being deaf.
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    • Where do I find golfing buddy’s like this because that would be great
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    • This shit again
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    • How sad
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    • Dgaf?
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    • I had an old guy once tell me "If it flies, floats, or fu ks, then its best to rent it and send it back"
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    • I have something similar I know an old guy that comes by our shop every once in a while and pulled his dick out a couple days ago cause we were jokin and he said show me ur dick and I said no only if u shows urs first then he whipped it out and everyone was dead bruh
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