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    • According to the laws of engineering, one hole dumbass
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    • It's one hole with 2 openings, this is the most idiotic question
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    • Is a plugged up hole still a hole?
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    • What have you done
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    • This is an idiotic argument, straws don’t have holes in them, its a plastic tube. Just because there is space in the middle doesn’t mean its a fucking hole
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    • One hole. There's one end of the hole... And a second end. Now, it I had another hole... There would be 3 holes. Not 2. Think about it.
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    • You know, it’s people like this who like to watch the world burn
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    • I swear it’s hard to stop everything in me from arguing each side. This shall be a bloody battle.
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    • Is a black hole singular or are both sides considered a black hole, making it plural?
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    • One hole
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    • No hole, one tunnel
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    • Call it a 'Through hole' :)
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    • All the dumb people saying zero, and one. Lol, it's two. A cylinder is closed. If it has one, you can stick something inside, but not come out the other end. With two, you can go through the other end.
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    • It's just one long hole, since it is a hollow cylinder.
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    • One
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    • Uno holes
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    • An empty cylinder
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    • No hole. Its a flat rectangle that's wrapped
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    • 1 hole that runs through the whole thing
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    • Three
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    • No holes
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    • 1 hole 2 openings 😂 that would be a good porn name
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    • Two, one in the plastic and one in your head
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    • Zero
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    • One
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    • Holey moly
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    • It's ONE HOLE with TWO ENDS
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    • California - what straw?
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    • A straw is just a long hole
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    • Like it said... SEVERAL DUMBASS PPL ARE TYPING
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    • Zero holes.
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    • Oh no
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    • 3 holes one long with two on the end
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    • It is a hole
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    • One long one.
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    • So a shirt would only have one hole also? And 3 openings?
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    • A straw is a hole
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    • 16 and a half
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    • One hole you fucking clown
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    • 3 holes
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    • no holes... wouldn't it be a tunnel
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    • Is water wet
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    • It's a bore
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    • Zero holes. It’s a tunnel. Holes have to have a bottom
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    • It's 0 holes. A hole has an ending.
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    • How many holes for the idiots that need to be buried by answering a dumb question?
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    • How many holes in a tunnel in America?
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    • 1 hole stupid ...
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    • No holes. For a straw is just a sheet of plastic made into a tube
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    • I feel like a dentist. One of my friends isn’t from the wealthiest family and he had a cavity. It was brown and bad but not so bad where we had to remove the tooth. Anyways, I deep cleaned his tooth, dried it, and filled it with super glue. Not sure if it will stick but his tooth feels less painful.
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    • Two openings one hole
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    • I feel like depression should have a type 1, type 2, type 3. Like diabetes
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    • Would be considered a thru hole in engineering
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    • Extruded plastic cylinder with an axial through-hole and corrugated flexible section
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    • The better question is, do I have 1 depression or 2 of them?
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    • when you put on a shirt, you go in one hole and out three
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    • How many holes does your mom have
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    • How many holes does a button up shirt have
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    • If it had a hole it wouldnt work
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    • Is he... Is he retarded?
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    • One thru hole
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    • Niggas do anything for clout
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    • One long hole
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    • Depends on how much coke ur doing
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    • How is this even a debate it’s 1
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    • If you cut straight down it becomes a sheet of plastic with 0 holes.
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    • What the fuck have you just brought upon this cursed land
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    • It’s a hole down the middle of a cylinder, technically it’s a cylinder made of air in the middle of a solid cylinder, maybe there’s no hole at all
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    • The comments are getting out of hand
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    • Oh no
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    • Does that mean human's mouth and butthole are one hole?
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    • but if you use the logic of one, then how many holes does a shirt have?
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    • Humans are just a complicated donut change my mind
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    • Holesome post
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    • From an engineering standpoint, the answer honestly depends the extent of a system you are looking at. The straw as a whole has one hole. But if you look at each end as two separate systems, then they are two separate holes.
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    • Why are people getting mad, it seems like he’s trying to trigger you and it’s working
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    • Its one hole you dumpsterfuck
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    • This is like asking if water is wet and the answer is the same for both: No
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    • It's just one really long hole
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    • I don’t care how much sense it doesn’t make I can appreciate this meme format no matter what
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    • 1, you dont put it in a cup sip a few times then decide to flip the straw for some reason.
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    • Off my fucking good theirs a trend every single day fuck off 😂
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    • They are made by wrapping something in a circle not have a cylinder and drilling a hole in it, so 0 holes
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    • Or does it have 0 holes
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    • A straw is a hole.
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    • One l o n g hole
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    • 1 hole. Neal Degrass Tysom pr however you spell it said so
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    • 1 hole, 2 openings to the hole, does a doughnut have 1 or 2 holes. Same thong
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    • It's called a through hole
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    • It’s zero holes
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    • By that logic anything with a hole could work for this question
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    • If you take a net & tear a hole in it, you've actually given it less holes
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    • If you took a straw and shortened it to be basically flat, it would be one hole, almost inarguably. When you make it a little longer, it can still be argued as one hole. Eventually people will claim it has two holes when it gets to a length that they deem fit, but without a definitive cutoff: 1 hole
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    • People who say one hole also believe yoir ass and mouth are one and the same hole.
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    • ?...
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    • What if it's a Y shaped straw for 2 people? Does it have 1, 2 or 3 holes
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    • You might want a straw for this one
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    • Such people shouldn’t have been vaccinated.
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    • na fam just make another hole in the straw and boom, it's pointless.
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