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Do you want to boost your funeral?
Hire me....the professional mourner to come
and cry at the funeral.
Below are the "Summer Special" prices:
1. Normal crying $50
2. Bahamian hollering $100
3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150
4. Crying and threatening to jump into the
grave $200
5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave
$1000
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    • For those wondering, this is an actual profession that is pretty popular. Family members of those who died hire these people just in case the person passing didn’t have to much friends or family to attend, or they also set the mood by crying and getting others who at first don’t care to begin crying
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    • How am I suppose to hire him if I’m dead?
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    • Where's the one where a group of people will show up but stand far away discreetly like you were in a cult
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    • Hire 50 people like this for $1000 each
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    • Bout to take out a loan
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    • Hey guys look at the bottom right of the screen
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    • I’m gonna hire this guy as well as the guy who will come dressed in a trenchcoat and hat and stand a little ways away from the funeral mysteriously
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    • I’m gonna fake my death, sit in the coffin and wait for the ceiling to collapse on me from him
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    • If I’m dead how can I ensure he’ll follow through
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    • How will you know if he does it
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    • Reveal his name cowards
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    • standing ominously in the back making out of context comments :$1,500
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    • "Bahamian hollering"
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    • Sign me up for Bahamian hollering please
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    • Even if the family hired me I’d feel so guilty shedding crocodile tears like that loll
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    • If I did this shit I would give home a fake name and have him arrive a little late so he jumps in screaming someone else’s name
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    • Nice crop buddy
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    • *insert the your getting paid meme*
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    • Is it too much for all of them at the same time?
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    • His premium Snapchat must be lit
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    • What’s his fuckin name
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    • I'll pay you $10000 to kiII yourself
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    • Lmfaooo
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    • I wonder if you could get him to have a complicated story as to how he knew you
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    • I got a g right here brother
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    • I'm gonna hire him for my own funeral
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    • Mmmm watermark
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    • Dude sign me up
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    • Who would want a black guy at their funeral? Only Mexicans for me.
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    • That’s two people in one grave now
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    • I'll pay you $2000 to take me into the grave with you
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    • I’d hire him to jump in with me just for kicks
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    • ...the fuck is bahamian crying?
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    • 1000 For you to cry 200 times
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    • "Bahamian Hollering"
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    • I'm hiring this dude, just gotta raise up the money
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    • Imagine some fat black guy crying and jumping into a grave
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    • I'll pay him 1 to jump in with me. Its like i got a death buddy
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    • Gay blax
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    • I wanna hire him for funerals of people I don't know
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    • If somebody paid you $1k would you jump?
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    • Bahamian Hollering
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    • Bahamian hollering
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    • Does the last package come with all the other perks
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    • What will 2g’s get me?
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    • So a banshee?
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    • Put me down for 1,000 my good boi sir.
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    • Capitalism is a wonderful thing.
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    • Include him in your beneficiary list in life insurance, what do you have to lose lol
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    • Only funeral I’ve almost cried at was when someone I know who is 12 or 13’s dad died and I cried only because of her. I don’t know why but death doesn’t make me as sad as it makes most people.
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    • I don't care what anybody says im willing to pay the $1000 and see what happens
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    • Gets
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    • I read rich as foreskin
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    • I'll take your entire stock
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    • I wanna see some top notch mfing bahamian hollering for that kind of cash
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    • Where's the YouTube video of someone doing this?
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    • I think the pricing is fair..
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    • thats an actual job
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    • Staring from a distant tree in all black to make people think you had a secret... priceless
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    • That knee grow a true hero
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    • Did you know this was an actual job way back in the day where people would hire professional mourning women for loved ones funerals.
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    • I want this guy for my funeral. Shit's gonna get lonely down in the dirt, I need some company.
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    • Reddit bot stealing from ifunny? Wow that’s not surprising at all
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    • Okay listen... how are somebody gonna plan their own funeral?
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    • This is also a nathan for you episode
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    • I want him hired at mine and paid the full 1k
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    • I'm gonna give him the 150
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    • How much would you charge to dress up as the grim reaper?
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    • How much to have you buried with me
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    • All I could think upon reading this was if the deceased was married and you did this, that spouse is gonna be like "what the fuck was going on? Was this their side piece whole time we were together ? that they're willing to jump in the grave with them bc they love them so much?🤔
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    • I want ... NO I NEED this for my funeral along with someone as the Grimm Reaper just shaking his head at them
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    • I need his real name so I can write him in my will
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    • I will literally kms just so I can have this be part of my funeral
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    • Ima hire like 8 of these guys + a bunch of dudes in suits to just stand in the distance with an umbrella looking towards the burial. Everyone will know it was me but I'd really prefer the last memory of me being fucking up my own funeral lol
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    • WATERMARK, I REPEAT WATERMARK, GET DOWN
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    • See u could just pocket the money and call it a day since the person is dead so they won’t know if u don’t show up. And the family won’t notice either since the deceased probably didn’t warn them he was coming
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    • technically wouldn’t all features be collective leaks?
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    • Does he come in other colors or just black
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    • Please someone pay this guy a grand to jump in my grave
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