• One time I saw Samuel L. Jackson at
an airport and he saw me and my
cousin hovering around trying to gain
the courage to ask him for a photo and
then he came over to us and said "Y'all
motherfuckers want a photo?"
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    • Also when I was about 13 I stayed in a hotel with the Mets while they were on the road (we knew where they were going to be staying beforehand) and Keith Hernandez was eating dinner w the other announcers. I asked for an autograph and he said he would after he finished up so I thanked him and left..
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    • When I was a kid Steve Irwin came to my school. My teacher told us to get some paper to get an "autograph" from him, but little kid me didn't know what that word meant, so I ended up giving HIM a piece of paper with MY name on it. Looking back on it, it's kind of funny.
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    • Met a world famous cricket player in a Pakistani airport, got a picture too. Got an autograph for my dad too, but my little sister tore it up after she drew on it. Fucking bitch. Glad she drowned
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