• One time at Marvel's offices on the
Disney lot I got into an elevator with
@ChrisEvans. He held it open while it
filled up with people.
When the doors closed, I said, "Great,
now he's going to beat us all up."
Prouder of that than my college
diploma.
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    • I would have said "hail Hydra." Missed opportunity right there.
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    • should have said “before we start does anyone want to get off?”
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    • Get off of me i need to tell him I understood that reference !!!
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    • Whispers "it really is America's ass"
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    • i would be proud too, that’s funny
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    • And no one heard you, and then someone else in the elevator said it. And everyone laughed
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    • Shoulda touched his ass to assert dominance
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    • Then everybody fapped
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    • You guys see the interview the new cap did the other day? Saying Disney and marvel havent done enough in the mcu for diversity? Next phase is going to be an absolute shit show lol
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    • i beat my dick to this
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    • __Kono__ 1 aug
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    • I would have asked if anyone wants to get out before we get started
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    • “Prouder” “College Diploma” one of these is spelled wrong and the other is a lie, y’all guess which one in the comments👇🏻
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    • But did he laugh?
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    • NO BUT YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, I NEED TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND, YOU ARE STUPID AND NEED ME TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, Chris Evans as Captain America beat ppl up in an elevator
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    • I doubt it
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    • Did he laugh?
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    • I wanna know what his reaction was
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    • The only thing that matters is if he thought it was funny.
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    • He probably heard that joke 50times before. Like Chadwick Boseman doesn’t even like doing the black panther thing anymore
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    • Complete bugman. If I ever meet you, I’ll break your knees
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    • Probably one of my favorite scenes in the MCU
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    • Diploma? Don’t you mean degree, fucko.
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    • I don’t get it
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    • This has been written by like 8 different ppl on twitter and featured like 12 times but y’all will still slurp it up like a huge cock
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    • You should said “before we get started, does anyone wanna get out”
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    • Fake, it’s reversed
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    • Missed opportunity to say "hail hydra". What a shame
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    • You shoulda said hail hydra
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    • Bet he hasn't heard that one before... Thankfully, he's an actor, so he knows how to take laughing and smiling
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    • "First time here?" 'Not exactly'
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    • College Diploma? Is that the joke?
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    • I don’t get it. Is this a quote from one of the marvel movies? I feel like there were at least 5 better other lines he could have used
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    • I would have said that’s America’s ass
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    • Its true i was the elevator
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    • Hail hydra
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    • I would have said “before we get started, does anyone want to get out”
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    • then they fucked
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    • Moments are priceless.
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    • I wonder how many times he’s heard that joke or similar jokes of that nature, it would probably drive me crazy.
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    • A feature with 5 comments. Fuck off Ifunny
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    • Ok
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    • My man missed a perfect opportunity to meme
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    • "Before we get started, Does anyone want to get out?"
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    • I don't get it. but I also don't care soooo
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    • I’d call him a pussy for being anti-gun. Or this that Matt Damon?
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    • Chris Evans was one of the top fliers to Epstein’s island :(
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    • You should be...
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    • This is a little meta, but...
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    • Nooooo!!!! I woulda said, "Hail Hydra!!" Lol opportunity lost.... forever
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    • Show me a picture or it didn’t happen
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    • Hail Hydra would have been bettter
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    • *whispers* "Hail Reddit."
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    • Go woke and go broke
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    • I would’ve asked “before we get started, does anyone wanna get out?”
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    • i would have just farted dude farts are funny
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    • It's true, I was Chris Evans
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    • MCU is fucking trash
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    • I would too.
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    • Never let Chris Evans in the center of a crowded elevator.
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    • I’ll take “things that never happened” for 200 please
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    • He did tag him, so there's a chance Mr Evans could remember and call bs or not
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    • Should of leaned in and said hail Hydra
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    • I don't think many people younger than 40 actually have pride in their diploma
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    • Who are all these random people with verified marks?
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    • One of my favorite Marvel scenes
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    • Didn't happen
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    • Who is Chris evens. I don't know celebrities very well.
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    • I definitely would’ve said “I went to get out before you get started” and looked/listened for acknowledgement of the reference with wide eyed wonder.
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    • Chris evans is so fucking hot bro
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    • Too bad he heavily used Jeffery Epstiens island
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    • Not happen
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    • Wonder how many times he heard that
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    • Should have said “heil hydra”
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    • Its true. I was the elevator.
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    • *quickly raises hand* before we get started, I'd like to get out.
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    • I would've done the whisper.
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    • Pretty sad
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    • Someone explain it to me..
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    • What does this have so many likes?
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    • That’s just amazingly unfunny
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    • Shouldve said "Where gonna have to take that."
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    • Liar
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