• One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you're banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him
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    • Birds are sluts
      Quarthy a month
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    • Birds don't exist anymore since the government shutdown
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    • "Damn Becky you see Richard over there? I dunno what happened but he is looking all sorts of feathery fine."
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    • Placeofdreams a month
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    • After reading this I put on a red leg band and hit my local bar. Zero women, but I was invited back to several birdhouses.
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    • It is funny. When male humans wear bracelets there is a decrease in female attention.
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    • “Becky, I got blue”
      Foxbike 25d
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    • So becky doesn't want blue but red in order let ron smash
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    • Birds hate this one trick
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    • Well I mean give an ugly human a Ferrari and see what happens.
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    • Ladies CANNOT resist him learn his simple trick with 3 easy steps
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    • A true wing man
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    • Ron the birb: "FINALLY! Now Becky is gonna let me smash!"
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    • Lasrig a month
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    • Guys hate him! Find out how he got ALL the chicks with ONE simple trick!
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    • Let Ron smash
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    • Now tell me please why the FUCK this doesn’t work for humans?? I mean, my life would be a trillion times easier if I were like “hey I really like that girl from my stats class, I think I’ll wear my special red bracelet today and get things moving”
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    • So essentially you become the “wingman”
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    • the other ducks hate him! see how this duck grew his reproductive rate with this one simple trick!
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    • and they all made fun of my sillybandz smh 😤
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    • Desu 25d
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    • Hey cool it with the cursing, what do you think this is, an age 17+ server?
      Fwibby 25d
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    • U Wan sum Blu?
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    • Is this the secret to professional bird breeding?
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    • All propaganda to further blind the public from a simple truth. Birds aren’t real. BIRD = Basic Information Recovery Drone. Open your foolish eyes
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    • I can imagine a bird walking around just Gucci down
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    • Apparently therr was this horse wbo could solve really complex math problems. Scientists were amazed at this ability until they dug a little deeper and realized the horse was using subtle hints from its trainer's body language to answer questions correctly
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    • Proof the concept of havin drip carries across species
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    • What’s the human equivalent of this? A ferrari?
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    • I wanna find the nerd/outcast bird and skew nature in his favor
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    • So Becky might smash with Ron if he gets a color other than blue?
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    • 1 minute strange trick that makes you IRRESISTIBLE to females. (Other birds hate him)
      wyguy09 25d
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    • It’s called fashion sweetie look it up
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    • If only it was that easy for humans
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    • look at all the RED on that BEEFCAKE imma take a BITE outta THAT
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    • I got you some red
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    • Puts air pods on bird*
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    • Sounds like the plot of a hentai.
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    • All the Becky’s getting smashed
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    • Every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man.
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    • Where does one purchase said magical sex bracelet?
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    • So where can we buy these bracelets? Asking for a friend.
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    • This ugly son of a bird is FUCKING super hot pigeons and basically you are fucking stupid. How? ..Just Watch The Free Video >
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    • *wears red*
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    • Imagine if human mating was like this
      Sypher 25d
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    • Its no different with humans
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    • Give the male some ice and the chicks can't resist
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    • Does this work on humans
      Jerando 25d
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    • Oooooo THATS A LOTTA RED let me take a BITE outta THAT
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    • like human men wearing airpods
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    • TL;DR female birds are thots
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    • We humans use money. Women are powerless to its allure.
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    • Frick
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    • *You a scientist, walking through the forest, tagging animals and shit* Dude burn walks up like, "yo, help a bro get laid, gimme one of them red bands you know wat I'm sayin? Help out a Birbba ya feel?" *gives red tag* "Much appreciated cuz"
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    • The only thing that I found funny was that they used the “ frick “ unironicly
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    • He’s got ice on his wrist how could they not
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    • Just like real sluts
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    • Too bad that doesn’t work with people
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    • This "colorful leg band shit doesn't work. I tried this at a bar the other night. Instead of chicks flocking to me and me getting laid, three guys called me gay and stuffed me into a dumpster.
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    • Double his harem size. This bird is the happiest bird
      Jinx106 25d
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    • +100 to charm
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    • Interesting. *frantically tries to find a bracelet that would have a similar effect with humans*
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    • +5 charisma
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    • MarvelDiva a month
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    • Use it for selective breeding
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    • Makes me believe some human girls havent evolved yet when this behavior is seen all too often..
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    • It’s funny you all still believe most birds are real.
      _FBl_ 25d
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    • I misread banding as banging and was very worried for a second
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    • Birches love blue
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    • What about blue. Bitches love blue
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    • I'm at 497 days🙌🏼
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    • All new colorful bands for your legs! ANIMAL STUDIES HATE HIM!!! Get all the bird bitches today
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    • When I read this all I can think is that if someone raises a few alpha male burns then gives them the bands then the alpha birds will procreate it even better than that genetically modify some birbs with special genes (maybe a special song they sing w/e) colored band boom nature is changed forever
      snelly 25d
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    • This is what sillybands were for
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    • Y’all see what we did to Lovelace with those beer rings
      zztry 25d
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    • Remember when Trump was gonna make Mexico pay for the wall lmao
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    • Had to help a brother out
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    • That's how humans work but with money
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    • It's because of the high carotenoid pigments in birds that signal they are a healthy male.
      Kuro22 25d
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    • I wish it was that easy for me
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    • me with guys in grey sweatpants
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    • Jonny Depp employs the same strategy.
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    • The government is going to reopen for three weeks. I guarantee you see some “birds” “flying” around.
      MrJack 25d
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    • Wish that’s how humans worked
      Telf 25d
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    • Please Garfield, I need your cum
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    • Birb: see dat drip, hoe? 💦 ❄️
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    • Whoa don't completely f r i c k up nature or anything let's not go crazy
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    • Becky lemme smash
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    • Imagine dedicating your life to making up studies to make people believe in "birds"
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    • For once, Becky is a hoe
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    • Bropez 25d
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    • I can’t believe how long I’ve had a fucking account on this app
      I_Bait 25d
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    • Which top comment do I believe?
      Imuntz 25d
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    • Yeah i got this braclet afyer this random dude cought me and now the bitches wont leave me alone
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