• one of my exes tried to refer to me
as his bitch in front of his
homeboys and I waited till we got
home when we were in bed and it
was dead silent and said "I just
wanna know how am I your bitch
when you're the one begging me to
put my fingers in your ass"
he never said it again
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    • She waited and didnt embarass him in front of his boys. I can respect that.
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    • She could have said that in front of his friends and obliterated him but she didnt, thats power
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    • If you call your girlfriend your "bitch" you're an asshole
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    • “My bitch” is just a bad way to refer to your girlfriend anyway.
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    • Imagine referring to your girl as "My bitch". That's not cool or bad ass. You know what's bad ass? RESPECTING WOMEN.
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    • Yikes...now that's a lot of damage.
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    • Am I the only one who doesn't understand the appeal of that at ALL???
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    • She should've said it the second he called her his bitch
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    • Like if he said my bad bitch. What's a whole different energy yo.
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    • #fingersinthebootyassbitch
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    • If you like a finger in your ass.. Most likely you've thought about having a penis in there as well. Straight facts
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    • i would have said that in front of him boys and absolutely obliterated him and apologize later that night
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    • How does that make someone a bitch? That's where the prostate is. Dude just trying to cum like a geyser
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    • He’s my bitch
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    • If she didn't say it in response to being called "his bitch" it doesn't count
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    • I’m suprised. The Ifunny comments aren’t hating women
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    • Shoo, she cute too... smh
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    • Don’t call your girlfriend a bitch bro. You claim to love her, act like it.
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    • Who's the bitch now muppet boy?
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    • My ex was super emotionally abusive, borderline neckbeard, and he's the preachers kid too. This POS had the nerve to play victim throughout the breakup like I wouldnt tell everyone he has a small pp and likes it in the butt.
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    • Calling a girl a bitch, is like calling a black person a nig. They can say it to each other, but you can’t.
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    • Prime example of why men don't open up earnestly about there desires and weaknesses. Also having your prostate stimulated while you nut is a feeling I would describe as transcendent
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    • If you let a girl finger you, just be gay dude. The ass is a no no zone that will result in getting smacked if tresspassed
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    • Why just why
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    • Peg him
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    • Another girl who dates 6’2” alcoholics..
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    • Men nowadays getting their assholes licked and wanna act all up smh.
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    • The g spot is a powerful thing
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    • I honestly will never allow my bf to refer to me as his bitch, especially not in my presence, unless it’s part of a joke or character accent.
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    • Why you sleeping with your ex
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    • You a bitch because you don't do it enough.
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    • I will never ever understand women who complain about their own shitty taste in men
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    • Well, this is the 2nd time in like 2 days That I'm actually proud of the ifunny comment section
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    • & now you tellin everyone, fxccin snitch 😂
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    • Ew
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    • Never said it again in front of you.
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    • All my exes live in Texas bitches!!
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    • Peg him and make him your little bitch boy
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    • Yall just featured a tweet from this bitch about lucid dreaming, the fuck
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    • As I laid on my back, my girlfriend lifted my legs up, fingered my ass and jerked me off at the same time, it felt so fucking good
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    • I only call my girl that jokingly, and she's aware of it. Plus, she likes it when I call her that sometimes, if you catch my drift.
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    • If you say you don’t like having your prostate stimulated, you’re lying.
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    • At least he knows what he likes, bitches and getting his asshole finger popped
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    • ...wow
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    • No im yellow
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    • OwO
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    • That's pretty sus
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    • I’m 23 and never even though about getting my girlfriend to put her fingers in my ass, I’m not judging however I’m interested to know what it’s like from anyone who does like a finger in the ass?
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    • Huh
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    • You shoulda said that shit right there and i swear to god the boys would've literally been on the ground dyin
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    • Prolly cuz shes a kink shaming bitch
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    • People be like "You aint a real man if you like things in your butt" but guess what The male g spot is in the Asshole. Anyone too ashamed to admit they don't like it aint a real man
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    • Doubt
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    • That burn is on some whole other level that I didn’t even know about until just now!! Holy shit she destroyed him.
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    • Once u disrespect your woman you lose all credibility. Never disrespect your own woman in front of anyone.
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    • Fack fack faaaack
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    • I love anal play! And my homies know it. They look at me in disgust whenever its talked about but my bitch knows how to do it right. I'm secure about it. Don't ever let anyone shame you for what you're into.
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    • Nah you gotta say that line in front of his boys. He wanna play then play.
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    • Attracted to only women = straight. Where is the confusion?
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    • That my friends is called self control
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    • Calling your SO your “bitch” should be kept between just the two of you, shit is just plain derogatory when shared with others, no matter how you say it. I feel like its solely an intimate/kink thing if you mean no real offense
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    • Fuck that I’d say that in front of his boys. He tries to disrespect me like that to be cool in front of his boys and he’s gonna get fucked over
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    • Men who call their dates bitch are inferior.
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    • Should've said that in front of his boys
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    • Bondage_Bun hey uh lets not break up
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    • Ooo yikes
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    • my bad bitch
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    • Cause you a B.adass I.ndividual T.hat C.auses Hard-on's prove me wrong B.I.T.C.H.!
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    • She went to far when she posted about the things they like to do during sex.
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    • Your the “bitch” cause you were too stupid to say it in front of his “homies”
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    • Gay niggas
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    • Nigga was gay anyway
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    • That man is secretly in the closet. Real men don't have anything go up their ass.
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    • Finger up the ass is kinda gay
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    • Your my bitch
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    • i love calling my girlfriend my bitch she knows it’s just like a shifty gang satire thing and she’ll call me dawg and dude and shit
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    • Black dudes are wack
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    • This bitch is lying for attention
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    • You know how girls hold that shit over your head. Feels bad man. Probably isn’t all of them but still, I feel like I’ve been asked for a lot sexually and I didn’t get that in return. And it wasn’t like, me wanting to put it in her ass you know? I wasn’t being like that, but I guess we just didn’t-
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    • I respect her for that, but I'd definitely respect the hell out of her if she said that. She could always let him panic for a sec and say she was joking
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