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    • Haha magic hot box
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    • “It will kill me if I don’t kill it first” is my standard first reaction to basically every new person I meet
      M00NKING 19 apr
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    • I get worried about the microwaves affecting my body after standing in front of it for too long
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    • Does anyone get scared to put their ceiling fan on high because they are afraid it’s gonna detach and kill them in a freak ceiling fan accident?
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    • human117 19 apr
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    • One time when I was like 10-11 I wanted to heat up a hotdog and forgot to take off the tinfoil it was wrapped in and when I started the microwave it blew the door off hitting me straight it the head knocking me out and cutting me so I had to get my forehead glued shut
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    • I’m more put off by possible radiation exposure
      SPITF1RE 21 apr
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    • Wait I've actually never thought of this before. Is this a common thought between others or something?
      Razz 20 apr
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    • When I was young I tried to make garlic cheesey bread in the microwave. It was 1am so I put it in for an hour then feel asleep. I woke up to the worst smell ever. I went 2 the microwave then opened it and a cloud of yellow smoke just filled my kitchen. It looked like nova 6 or something
      WhiteNeko 19 apr
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    • Anyone kneel next to a flat tire to air it up? Always feel like that fucker will explode any second and blast me to another dimension
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    • My parents have a coffee machine and it always makes this horrendous noise when it’s brewing, so when it’s close it sounds like it’s about to overheat and explode, which would instantly kill me cuz it’s right behind me lmao
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    • That's why we go do other things while its cooking because our body is saying move away from this object ASAP or it will kill you
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    • I always fear that one day I accidentally put a metal fork in the microwave with my food by accident and that’s what kills me
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    • That's the real reason why we inherently stop the microwave before the time runs out.
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    • LETS DO THE FORK IN THE MICROWAVE
      Gont41 24 apr
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    • I seriously had this same thought..
      Laurasaur 23 apr
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    • heehoo peenut v. hehe warm food, who win
      Asstek 20 apr
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    • Haha quirky to talk like a stupid fucking moron
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    • Ive actually had my microwave explode before. First it caught fire and started smoking. Unplugged it and took it outside before it started melting n shit. My house smelled like burnt plastic for the next month. Scary shit.
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    • I had a dream one time that the microwave was bulging like it was from a cartoon and gonna explode. My dad was eating soup right next to it, and the rest of them were hiding. I told him to move and he scooted down one seat on the table and kept eating 🤦🏻‍♂️
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    • My microwave actually sounds like a radiation speedometer and apparently that means it could blow up at anytime :)
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    • Eat me like one of your hot pockets lmao
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    • Fun fact that little metal mesh between the glass and the inside of the microwave is a faraday cage and reflects the microwaves back inward, so it's completely safe to stand in front of a microwave
      iFunni 19 apr
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    • And this is why you open the microwave one second before it's done
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    • I'm scared the food will be too hot, so you can't eat it yet, and have to wait a few minutes, and you're slowly getting hungrier and hungrier...
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    • Bro no joke a couple weeks ago I was heating up some food and then some sparks came out from the back of the microwave, scared the shit out of me I thought I was done for
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    • Eat me like one of your hot pockets lmao
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    • Monkey brain: heehoo peanut
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    • *proceeds to punch through the microwave*
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    • I thought I was the only one who thinks this way
      tuffles81 24 apr
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    • Can relate
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    • DIRK PLEASE CALM DOWN-
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    • I have that fear for a lot of things basically anything capable of exploding. ESPECIALLY AIRBAGS my uncles car had a faulty airbag in the steering wheel the manufacturer recalled because apparently it shot out pieces of metal with the airbag which killed multiple people in low speed crashes
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    • When I was a kid, I was so scared of the lawn mower, I'm always afraid it's just gonna explode when I crank it. Idk why, I have faith in it's Engineering.
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    • I think about that more than I'd like to admit
      MrSockez 21 apr
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      KnulleDeg 21 apr
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    • I put my face directly on the microwave door while it's cooking in hopes of getting brain cancer
      LaserCrab 21 apr
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    • Do you guys think you live in final destination or something?
      Hallinan 20 apr
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    • I'll take flaming shards of pepperoni shrapnel to the face anyday!
      Sodomite 20 apr
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    • That’s why I stop it from reaching zero. Practice for the bomb defusing
      TheeKlink 20 apr
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    • glad to know it isnt just me tbh, i like watching my food turn cause im just that easily amused but my brain says itll explode so i back up cause like... what if...
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    • I have that fear that's why I don't stand near it or a toaster fuck those things
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    • More worried that the faraday cage malfunctioned and is cooking me as I pace waiting for foor
      563g 19 apr
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    • Who just stands there watching the microwave cook? Fuck 3 minutes us too long to just "wait".
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    • I constantly feel like I'm going to be final destinationed
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    • Modern brain: things sometimes randomly explode; I don’t want that to happen.
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    • I thought I was the only one who thought that lol 😂
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    • Medieval brain?
      Vanelan 19 apr
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      Uniursh 19 apr
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    • I’m more afraid of biting into molten lava hot pocket and then it be cold in the middle.
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    • Do people really just pop stuff into the microwave and watch it ? I just put it in and go do something else until it beeps.
      catpoker 19 apr
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    • Reminds me about the monkey post: heehoo peenut
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    • Literally just had to toss my microwave because it smelled really toxic after I put the wrong plate in the microwave and/or it just busted itself. Not sure which one did it.
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    • Pussies. Set it and forget it. Walk away. If it blows up you know your foods done and your safe
      UFunnnny 19 apr
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    • Fridge: What if I put too much food in it and it falls over when I open the door towards me
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    • I just worry that standing and waiting by it is giving me cancer
      SaltyCent 19 apr
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    • No, the exploding microwave won’t kill you... but the molten lava inside that hot pocket will melt your bones like ice in a volcano!
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    • My girlfriend's microwaves have exploded twice and now she has a fear of microwaves true story
      Mattooee 19 apr
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    • I think about my microwave exploding for no reason very often
      KillerCum 19 apr
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    • I love overtly specific scenarios like these that I can relate to. Makes me feel less paranoid.
      0ctob3r 19 apr
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    • When you put food in the microwave and the shit start poppin.
      J_Mystery 19 apr
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    • it's been proven that standing too close to your microwave can cause arrhythmia
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    • I’m more scared of getting cancer or some shit from it
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    • My child set my microwave on fire and destroyed it today almost burning the house down. Ill post a pic for top comment.
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    • That's why you cut a hole in the door of the microwave so the pressure doesn't build up if you stick your face close to the hole you can smell the delicious food cooking
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    • I’m much more fearful of the microwave radiation.
      Vulchrys 19 apr
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    • Does anyone else think about if the ceiling fan will fall on you whole you sleep
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    • This is why I don’t stand in front of the microwave till the last 2 seconds
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    • Quick question. Has anyone ever cooked hot pockets on the grill? I feel like this needs to be done.
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    • I'm always scared they give off some radiation or something that we haven't discovered yet and it will be too late for the people exposed to it
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    • The umpire will call "hotbox" then divide the score by 9
      Qabeur 19 apr
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    • At least its not just me.
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    • That was the saddest story I’ve ever heard in my life. You wouldn’t even get to eat your hotpocket
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    • Person with Dirk Striker icon being killed by a box? Preposterous!
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    • I never stand in front of the microwave
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    • CarsNCrap 19 apr
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    • Ancient Brain: This magic square is a gift from the gods
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    • Kill it by poisoning it with a metal fork
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    • Jobin 19 apr
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    • My biggest fear is that my pp will stay small
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    • I’ve never thought that
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    • Homestuck bad
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    • If your eating a hot Pocket in the microwave getting impaled is probably the best thing that could happen to you
      luebay 19 apr
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    • Hehehe homestuck
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    • No ANIME
      Toothpic 19 apr
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    • i just always thought it’d give me cancer if I stood near it
      Jason 19 apr
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    • I mean it’s radiation going into you
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