• One of mankind's great achievements is managing to go 75 years without nuking
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    • On a podcast I heard with Jocko Willick, he was talking about the known modern warheads the US posseses, and said the ones we dropped on Japan are "firecrackers" in comparison. If true, that's unbelievably chilling.
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    • MAD will always stop any rational person from starting nuclear war
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    • It's because of MAD. Every nuclear power respects the principle so the chances of a nuclear war actually happening are next to nothing.
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    • If Biden wins don't worry guys, he'll forget all the nuclear codes 5 seconds after he learns them
      arod12 7 aug
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    • Holy shit WW2 was 70 years ago and we still make memes about it
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    • I see anymore 2020 bad memes I'm going to sh0ot myself
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    • And before 1945 we went 5945 years without nuking each other
      Mizar 7 aug
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    • It’s funny cause year bad
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    • The issue today isn't the nuclear weapon. The bigger threat would be a dirty bomb. Conventional explosives, with nuclear waste wrapped around it. While the total level of destruction is less, the area of effect is worse, as not only do you have the effects of conventional explosives, but people
      SirWulfe 7 aug
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    • It's not mankind's great achievement...that is USA's great achievement. If it wasn't for USA being the world police a 3rd world war would have definitely happened by now
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    • Fun fact! In 1478 there were no countries engaged in nuclear wars
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    • HOW. MANY. GOD. DAMN. TIMES. DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS. STOP GIVING 2020 IDEAS IT'S ALMOST OVER
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    • 2020 bad. You may now laugh
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    • sadly beirut was probably a small taste of 2020's explosive fuck ups
      miHoYo 7 aug
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    • Cant wait for someone to say their boyfriend can kick someones ass
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    • I mean... how many years were before the first nuke?
      Fritzor 7 aug
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    • Get it? Because 2020 bad?
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    • Also every year b4 nukes existed
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    • Some of yall go wow meme isn't funny because 2020 has been bad. Well 2020 has been the worst year of my life. Right when it started I got ghosted and dumped by a girl. My parents start having more and more disagreements leading to fights. Then quarantine hits and my social life goes to shit. (1/2)
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    • Stick bug would survive
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      Clincots 7 aug
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    • People who believe MAD works don’t understand that the greatest chance of nuclear war is simple miscommunication. Google Vasili Arkhipov to learn more.
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    • Do it I fucking dare ya.
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    • Nobody is gonna go to war since everyone's scared of nuclear war, but one madman is gonna eventually decide to say fuck it and start a war. Im just saying i wouldn't give nuclear codes to an 80 year old man with Alzheimer's
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    • Shower thoughts is such a dead account
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    • I think every country realizes that it would just be global suicide at that and not worth it
      Arretez_ 7 aug
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    • It had almost happened plenty of times on accident.
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    • A full scale nuclear war does not have the ability to eradicate humanity, but the fallout would last millenniums before a full recovery can be made
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    • I hope Biden wins then gets assassinated or dies in office, so his vp who will probably be better than him can be in office
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    • Wrong context should of been the parkour one definitely
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    • Why would 2020 say don't, would it be the kronk "another one for the apocalypse " meme template
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    • Well actually it will be 75 years on the 9th so we still have time
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    • Go ahead, im built different
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    • I'm down for a nuke war lol I'm quirky I wanna die tho fr fr no joke
      Kek_900 10 aug
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    • Nukes aren’t good for global markets you really think the mega wealthy around the globe want their subservient politicians fighting each other. I mean just enough but not enough to nuke each other
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    • That's because of mutually assured destruction, not because we don't want to nuke each other.
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    • Who would be the ones to start it?
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    • They do it themselves
      iAmJosh 7 aug
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    • Yes, now we have a new tactic: A terrifying game of chicken
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    • 2020 isnt saying don’t, we are, 2020 is saying HELL YEAH BRING ON THE NUKES!!!!!!!
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    • Seinen 7 aug
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    • Yes because we should pat ourselves on the back for not blowing people up
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    • 2020 just hit Lebanon
      Pavilon 7 aug
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    • Duality of dawn
      titanca 7 aug
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    • We should nuke Iran
      Dawson 7 aug
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    • Thanks Israel
      Knotze 7 aug
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    • We shouldn’t nuke Iran
      Dawson 7 aug
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    • 2020 honestly would at this point.
      slothhy 11 aug
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    • You what it’s not even the whole human race it’s like less than 100 people with power deciding not to nuke countless others over petty squabbles
      McSuccy 10 aug
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    • We can all live like in metro 2033
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    • Why would I blow up a country just to get blown up, life is too good to lose
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    • Don’t give anybody any ideas
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    • M.A.D, the second a nuclear weapon is dropped/fired the country that fired it is was was
      _762x54R_ 10 aug
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    • Might be better for the universe as a whole if we do considering most of the population is either stupid, evil or both.
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    • We went literally millions of years without nuking each other. 75 is nothing
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    • This is some retarded ass nene
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    • Hentaio 10 aug
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    • Not just Reddit European Reddit
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    • Only because FDR was a pussy who wouldn't let a general nuke strategic Chinese cities
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    • This implies that other countries other than the fucken united states has nuked another country. The usa is the greatest sponsor of terror worldwide.
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    • 2020 bad, you can laugh
      ecto1301 9 aug
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    • That’s because no one fucked with our boats
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    • Did you guys forget japan
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    • It blows my mind to think of all the great (and not so great) technological advancements humans have achieved and that have been almost commoditized to the point of it being normal. But they were developed damn near 100 years ago
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    • Everybody's a fucking expert now huh
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    • Haha year bad you laugh now
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    • Our military basically has a ray gun mounted to a humvee they can vaporize all life
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    • fuck mad. i wanna see what happens
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    • Nuclear weapons have proven to be weapons of peace not war. Since their introduction to the world, the number and intensity of conflicts between nations has dropped significantly.
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    • War... War never changes
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    • The first and second time was realy just to flex on every one
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    • That post makes it seem like we have a history of nuking one another but we've only used nukes in war twice and they where both on the same day.
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    • Haha 2020 bad im funny as fuck right guys? Yea i know
      Rdgz 9 aug
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    • and 75 years of geico insurance
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    • One or our old lost ones might go off accidentally, wipe out a city, and they we’ll nuke some random country and make it 200ft below sea level for no reason just to cover up our ineptitude for military responsibility.
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    • Literally the last thing any country would want to do. With that being said, as soon as one is sent off all hell will break loose.
      CarFax 9 aug
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    • Nukes were literally created for this reason...as a deterrent for world wars
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    • Fist off we went thousands of years without nuking each other prior to 1945. Second every bomb tested after the first atomic bomb has spread fine amounts of radiation across the globe. So technically we only stoped nuking each other after the last time we tested a nuklear bomb.
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    • The day the nuke was invented was a turning point in history forever because we finally developed a way to destroy everything alive including humans and became a true apex predators
      ImFil 9 aug
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    • Uhm... we have nuked eachother, quite a bit actually but they are normally shot down and arent involved with the US :/
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    • It wasn't a nuke, it was a "fertilizer" explosion
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    • Shut the fuck up
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    • We just gonna pretend we didn't remove have of Japan from the face of the Earth?
      jomboni 9 aug
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    • Not if israel has anything to do with it
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    • 2020: "I know what i have to do and I might have the strength to do it"
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    • Beirut
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    • Kinda funny that within 5-10 years of conceptualizing a bomb that could destroy the human race, we decide to fuckin use it
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    • Gshs
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    • Yeah, and Putin just abounded that ANY missile shot at Russia will be retaliated with a nuclear missile. Sleep well, everyone...
      cbeth66 8 aug
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    • Get right with god
      b8_KiNg 8 aug
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    • Maybe because literally nobody wants to get nuked and nuking generally means getting nuked in return (provided they have nukes)
      yungmann 8 aug
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    • Time for the quarter quell
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    • Nuke California, China and Russia idgaf at this point. Maybe we’ll turn into Japan
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    • There's different kinds of hate and loathing.
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    • I’m waiting for Long Island to be attacked, this place sucks
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    • Put all of the Israelis on a boat and nuke it
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