• One In Five Men Would Give Up Sex For A Year
To Have The Perfect Beard, Study Finds
What did it cost?
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    • I would give up my perfect beard for sex for a year.
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    • You guys are getting beards?
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    • Wait, you guys are getting beards?
      yun_fizzy 12 jan
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    • Going by this study, I have two and a half badass beards
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    • You guys are having perfect beards?
      ksns 12 jan
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    • I once went 28 years without sex
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    • I never have sex and I can’t grow a beard. I’m assuming masturbation also affects it?
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    • I have a great beard and still am a single af, lonely, and a virgin. My my, how the turn tables.
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    • I’d do it without any remorse
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    • Lmao I should get 21 beards then
      zaidman 11 jan
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    • Beard is forever sex is temporary
      Dekai 13 jan
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    • Wait, you guys are having years? All I have is problems.
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    • Here’s me, not getting either.
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    • .......
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    • I would give up my beard to have sex
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    • i have fourteen top notch beards nigga
      Woawx 11 jan
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    • you guys are getting beards?!
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    • So where’s my beard?
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    • I had a wild ass beard, nobody liked it, as to why I didn't trim it cut it or tame it. Meet my crush, show her a picture before our first date, she said to cut it, did it no problem. I can grow it back later.
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    • 1 in 5 men would give up gay sex for year to have the perfect beard, studies find. (Fixed it)
      FPSdrew 12 jan
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    • We can see then that this lad is indeed superior
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    • How much sex can I buy with 20 beards?
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    • Honestly, and this might be the fact that all of my body and facial hair including my eyebrows are the same shade as my skin, but I prefer to be clean shaven. sex is much better than facial hair.
      Tmo101 14 jan
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    • Its true I was the beard
      CharFil 13 jan
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    • You guys are getting years?
      CharFil 13 jan
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    • Bold of you to assume I’m able to have sex in the first place
      MCL1 13 jan
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    • I want to grow my beard back, but I feel like it’ll be a hassle to trim so I don’t look like a hobo.
      _Max 13 jan
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    • "Everything"
      blademiss 12 jan
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    • I actually am not a fan of facial hair but y’all gentlemen can do as you please
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    • Just pretend it's November for 12 months
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    • Going by this study I have 16 years of a perfect beard
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    • I should have 20x the beardof these guys what am I doing wrong?
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    • It’s easy giving up on something you never did
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    • My brother, I ain't having sex either way
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    • It’s a scam. I did that once for 20 years straight and nothing happened.
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    • You guys are having sex?
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    • The only reason I can’t have a beard is the Army. If I could get a profile, hell yes that’s worth it.
      Winghead 11 jan
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    • nah, i wouldn't. if i had sex that is
      snorty 11 jan
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    • Woo hoo 18 years worth of beards
      LegoY0da 11 jan
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    • So how I’m living now?
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    • I’ll take “uh, that’s a fucking lie” for 1000, Trebek
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    • How about some cuddles with someone who loves you the same you love them
      Laser 12 jan
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    • Why not I'm tired of my girlfriend Rosie Palma anyway.
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    • People actually have sex?
      xans 11 jan
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    • This also means no tapping
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    • Indian/ Arabic beard gang wya
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    • Has anyone ever actually gone a full year without getting laid after losing their virginity?
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    • Guess I'm not one of the 1 out of 5
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    • Ive had a full beard sense i was 16 didnt know it was an issue for some guys
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    • So wait I'm supposed to have sex with someone?
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    • 5amgamer 15 jan
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    • That explains why my beard is godly and my stroke game weak af
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    • Never said you couldn't have a wank
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    • I'd rather give up a beard for sex
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    • I shaved mine
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    • I kid you not when I say I had a damn good beard, grew it for 2 years, found a girl who absolutly is a keep and for her shaved the beard. It was a sad day and I miss my beard but all things considered I'm happier
      buffwangs 14 jan
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    • Okay that’s not a perfect beard
      rattler 14 jan
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    • What did it cost.. "nothing"
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    • Me
      AnonJ15 14 jan
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    • If that were the case I’d look like Thor by now ya fuck!
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    • I've gone 20 years without sex. Where is my perfect beard?
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    • You people act like sex is a basic need, like breathing, drinking water, shelter, like you would die without it. Pathetic.
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    • What did it cost? Coochie
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    • It’s been 20 years where is my beard, I’ve been scammed
      ZakkyZak 14 jan
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    • A perfect beard will bring you unlimited sex
      ugak8b 14 jan
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    • I'd give up a beard for perfect sex
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    • Y'all are getting beards and having sex?
      good__boy 14 jan
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    • Sex isnt everything people
      Ghost529 14 jan
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    • That 1 out of 5 guys wasn't having sex anyways
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    • What did it cost? Nothing
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    • “what did it cost?” “nothing.”
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    • You think i have sex?
      Unfamous 14 jan
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    • To grow a beard just chop wood... grows testosterone by 40% meaning more muscle and facial hair
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    • Sex isnt that important. It's nice but shit if you cant go extended periods of time withoutvut your a bitch.
      eregan73 14 jan
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    • I haven't had sex in two years, where's my fukin beard
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    • No tf i wouldn't lmao i use certain butter to make sure i dont grow hair. If you need facial hair yo signify youre a man, youre a fucking bitch. I have a few female women in my family that have facial hair...
      I_x_I 14 jan
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    • Shit, I’d do it, i ain’t gettin laid any time soon anyway. But a year ago, I would’ve said fuck no cuz I was dating someone then lmao
      Ben_Solo7 14 jan
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    • "What did it cost?" "Nothing. I don't even fuck without it."
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    • Beards looks disgusting
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    • Wait you guys are having sex??
      Roachy443 14 jan
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    • “Everything” not really more like “about a year of blue balls and tube socks”
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    • Bro no
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    • I thought sex gains you more testosterone, thus increasing hair growth?
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    • I would
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    • I haven’t had secks in 22 years, one year can be that hard
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    • I started that fast 22 years ago and I have a few pubes on my chin to show for it
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    • Do you consider a perfect beard by how full it is, how you style it, or a bit of both?
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    • Honestly yeah I would
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    • Got to call BS on this.
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    • it's an investment
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    • My head as I read it, “so.... it’s free then?”
      Wheyan 14 jan
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    • Wait, you guys are getting sex?
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    • Nice cropping shit lord
      TheHand 14 jan
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    • Haha let’s say, ahaha sorry it’s just so funny. Immma say *shits pants with laughter* AHHAHA THAT I (fuck I ruptured my spleen) DONT HAVE SEX. AHAHA GET IT
      Lignam 14 jan
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    • Sex is overrated. Just about yourselves my dudes.
      Mayland 14 jan
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    • It cost me nothing
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    • Wait yall gave up sex for a year while I got one and couldn't even get close to having sex
      3094567 14 jan
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