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    • God I really hope so
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    • I'm married with the love of my life and this life shit is still terrible lol
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    • "Discovering something that doesnt exist"
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    • You know what? I’m gonna turn off. The voice saying “yeah, right” and just trust for a moment that this could and will happen. There’s someone who’s gonna enjoy my company and who’s life will be better cause I’m in it and vise versa.
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    • I woke up today at 11:30 and open my phone to find out mom found the poop sock
      Toassst 7 apr
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    • And then you'll wake up once more, this time for real.
      Hypericum 11 apr
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    • Stop giving me false hope.
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    • I don’t know who made this, but I just wanted to let you know you gave me hope, for the past three and a half months my depression has been the worst it’s ever been and for some reason I can’t explain, this just gave me so much hope for me. So Thank you.
      bamkid17 10 apr
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    • so ur saying that u doN'T SPEND SUNDAY MORNINGS AT CHURCH BEING A WHOLESOME CHILD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST?!?!!!!?!!
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    • Kickslap 12 apr
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    • One day (let's out a depressed yet hopeful sigh)
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    • Y’all ever just wake up alone and it’s cold and then now your face is even colder from your tears but nothing is colder than the harsh reality nobody will remember you
      lnfinite 8 apr
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    • I wake up, with my wife by my side, sometimes my kids crawl in bed with us. I wake up with a backache but everytime I look at them sleeping, makes me know that all the hours of work, days away from home is worth it. We are well off and lucky and sometimes seems likes a dream.
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    • *Saturday. Sunday is church
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    • If not I'm suing you
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    • We're all gonna make it
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    • Imagine does this every day but with two kids
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    • We woke up at 10 and are eating separate meals
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    • cyyygnus 12 apr
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    • And then they’ll take 1/2 of your 401k
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    • just don't have kids before that or you're never waking up any time after 7am
      eextraa 10 apr
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    • What if I’m already married? And if I wake up at 11:30, that means we missed church...
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    • Not going to happen with the rise of hookup culture, the high divorce rate, and the rise of women being sugar babies. Unless, of course, you're a guy and willing to wait till you're 42 to have a beautiful 18 year old girl in your bed.
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    • Nah we waking up before then it's sunday it's church day
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    • Nah man, wakeup at 7 30, be ready for church at 9.
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    • false, we'll be up at 7 AM getting ready for church you satanist
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    • I wake up at 11am with the love of my life every morning. His name is coco and hes a pug
      RAD2612 9 apr
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    • One day I’ll wake up and smell fire. My eyes will shoot open but it’s too late, the flames have engulfed nearly all of my house. I shout for my children, Amber and Harris, but hear nothing. My wife attempts to walk to the closet but falls through the weakens floor, into the flames. I don’t watch.
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    • Hahahahahahahahahahaha(Deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHA, Yeah not gonna happen
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    • Not if I kill myself, bet you didn’t think of that one you fucking retard
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    • (Shrek voice) yeah like that’l ever happen
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    • Except you are not at church. You heathens.
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    • I use to agree until she took the house and kids. Karen just let me see them it’s been months
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    • Bullshit. Karen took the kids and you are having to pay life crippling child support payments
      Imall469 8 apr
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    • Me, on my deathbed:
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    • I woke up at 11:30on a Sunday and threw up
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    • I woke up at 3 pm and ordered Chinese with the love of my life
      Draven111 14 apr
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    • The love of my life dumped my ass. So I don't believe this
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    • *shrek takes out page* yeah right like that's ever going to happen
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    • “Discovering something that doesn’t exist🎶”
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    • Then you wake up again.
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    • I wake up with me every day 😎
      TabbyJ 12 apr
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    • Grzench Maybe one day......❤️💋
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    • I think you mean at 8:00 am so we can go to CHURCH to PRAISE GOD and shit
      Triscuit 11 apr
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    • Whatever, the world will end in 2012 so none of this matters anyway
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    • Not if I kill yourself
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    • I don't know about you heathens but I'll be in church at 11:30
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    • Life ain’t a Disney movie fam
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    • "Like that's ever gonna happen." -Shrek
      Shnowman 11 apr
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    • "Again with the fuckin pancakes? I fucking hate pancakes".
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    • 1130 boy you gonna miss church
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    • I needed that
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    • Pffffft. I wish. I can't even find a girl.
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    • Not if I keep this up
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    • That's a lot of confidence in me pal and personally I prefer waffles
      Mrsleazy 10 apr
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    • Ya its pretty lit. Last week we woke up at 1pm to eat out. Came home and played league and pokemon (while in qeueu). Lifes fkin greaaat until we get kids prolly. I always thought id be lonely or marry some chick who wants nothing to do with what i enjoy but here i am so far. (: keep grinding life
      LolaFulla 10 apr
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    • Not if I kill myself first
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    • In the morning! I'm makin
      demonkey 10 apr
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    • Haha... right
      Nexxarian 10 apr
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    • Nope cuz we’d be at church
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    • Dont do that.
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    • And miss Church? I don’t think so
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    • "Imagine"
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    • Don’t lie to me
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    • Then i will wake up again
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    • That’s what we call imagination
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    • thats why his name is imagine
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    • 11:30, holy fuck that's late
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    • Ya’ll out here affording pancakes?
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    • Ya jokes on you pal!! The doctor said I only have till next month to live
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    • Hahaha hahaha, that's a good one. Just waiting for the Japanese sex robot to go on clearance.
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    • Jesus I needed this. You have no fucking clue.
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    • I never thought I’d make it, but I sit here with my 2 year old daughter and my GF of 4 years and a high paying career and I’m proud to say I’ve finally made it.
      JGLuxe 9 apr
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    • Dude my PS4 cant cook wtf u talking about
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    • I needed to hear this
      Cynk 9 apr
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    • I’m 30 and this FINALLY happened for me. Not even kidding it took that long. And it was a rough road getting here.
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    • *Plot Twist* ...But Tony the Tiger shows up and offers a more complete breakfast.
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    • Or I could just die in my sleep which is the only thing I’ve ever wanted
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    • This is a really comforting thought. I have a lot of severe anxiety about dying alone and unwanted. It helps to imagine a future with a wife, two kids and a dog in a big nice house.
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    • I go to church on Sunday
      brent68 9 apr
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    • That made me smile. Someday
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    • This missed April fools day
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    • But until then I'll be suffering
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    • And she’ll be like “who are you and why are you making pancakes in my house”
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    • This just made me think of this girl I had serious feelings for, feelings I’ve never felt before for any other girl, and like we could’ve been together if I hadn’t been a dense motherfucker, she liked me and I didn’t know and then she moved on while I still loved her and now she’s dating someone els
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    • I love how the name of the person who posted this is imagine. That’s the only way I will have this.
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    • Ah no I’ll be in church praising my Lord and Savior
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    • i would. but i go to church. can i make pancakes at 9 and a nice lunch out?
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    • Lies. We will forever be alone searching for that special person until we give up and settle
      chilly 9 apr
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    • Doubt it. I’ll probably die alone.
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    • Nope because I’m never gonna find love
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    • I think this page is called "imagine" for a reason
      ZSM1 8 apr
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    • That’s a bit delusional isn’t it? I mean it’s just a plain fact that some people will live and die alone and there’s no reason to confidently think that won’t be you unless you’re making pancakes now w your SO
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    • One day I’ll wake up at 11:30 on a Sunday and be pissed that I just wasted half of my last day of the weekend
      Spacial 8 apr
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