• One day, the Great Emperor, Alexander the Great,
ogenes and found him basking at the sun
Greetings Diegenes,
Alexander the Great. Your
wisdom has caught my
attention, and so
here I am
togive yoy one
wish
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    • I like that only Alexander and Diogenes are buff
      jackpoozi 28 jul
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    • Telling Alexander the Great to "get out of my sun" was one of the biggest dick things you could do while he was alive.
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    • This post, I like it. Another!
      keegs1 28 jul
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    • Why is Alexander Dio?
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    • Diogenes really was one of a kind, I wish I could’ve seen him in person he sounds like rad
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    • Diogenes was the realest mf to ever live. We should all live in barrels and shit in the middle of the street
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    • Inaccurate. Diogenes would have been buck-ass naked.
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    • Alexander after meeting Diogenes for the first time
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    • Alexander the Great and George Washington are two people that have always seemed like... above man to me. George may not have ever been the conqueror that Alexander was, but his military intellect was extremely high and his respect for freedom and balance of power was second to none. These guys are
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    • actually alexander would be wearing his linthorax armor, he rarely ever took it off if only when he was indoors or sleeping. by the way linthorax was the kevlar of the bronze age so stay strapped or get clapped
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    • Alexander and Diogenes definitely had sex after
      Dylancyte 29 jul
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    • Fake, Diogenes would be naked
      tcliff 29 jul
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 29 jul
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    • Why did they make the conscious decision to fucking draw him like Alexander the Twink though
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    • RecSteady 29 jul
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    • Making Diogenes out to be a shonen protagonist
      ___L___ 29 jul
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    • Ok but like this actually happened and Plato was pissed because he and Diogenes were life long enemies of philosophy and when Plato would declare a theory Diogenes would prove it wrong such as the "man is a flightless, scaleless, biped, who has neither fur or feathers."
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    • People think Diogenes is so special like just walk around downtown Miami and you will see a hundred crackheads living just like him
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    • Bro so when did he get stuck in a Cauldron with a sledgehammer and forced to climb into space?
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    • That's some MF Luffy energy
      OGJon 29 jul
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    • alexanders smugness kinda reminds me of pariston hill from hxh
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    • You're not greek unless you have a six pack.
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    • I thought Alexander the Great had black hair and tan skin
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    • All these accurate quotes and paraphrases, and the comic still refers to Alexander The Great as being a Greek emperor.
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    • Also, AND THEN THEY FUCKED
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    • why do i want to fuck alexander?
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    • Why did they have to turn this into some weird weeb uwu shit
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    • Nice shittting croplord🖕🏻
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    • The same weebs that romanticize Diogenes as this groundbreaking pillar of thought couldn't tell you the first thing about Socrates, Plato, or Aristotle.
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    • Jotaro
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    • Why are they all half naked
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    • And then they kissed
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    • Damn they really made one of the greatest military leaders in history and a great philosopher into a fuckin anime
      Ceramic 28 jul
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    • I love how people see Diagenes as a great madman when he is the ver opposite of progress and human nature he live only for himself and now we came so far throught the labor of many great people, in the end people adore this dump fuck that did nothing than being a cynical asshole.it saddens me
      peista 29 jul
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    • This is funny shit right here I’ll tell u h’wut
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    • Yeah... hands and feet are tough to draw.
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    • I hate how sometimes you read right to left, and other times you read left to right. Fucking pick one.
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    • Why did you have to make Diogenes a shitty anime
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    • Giorno bouta make me act up
      3xcalibur 29 jul
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    • I want a webtoons of this
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    • And then he pissed on someone
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    • I read this in full anime quality voice acting
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    • Alexander was a student of Aristotle when he was 12
      mdawg81 29 jul
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    • Then they had gay sex
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    • War5674 29 jul
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    • One time I saw somebody call Diogenes a beta and it made me so fucking mad.
      orion0506 30 jul
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    • Where's the barrel
      bobrusayy 30 jul
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    • Well I mean... If they did switch the bones then either the bones will be weak because slaves don't get so much nutrition and rest, or stronger due to hard labor. But yeah Diogenes, you goddamn idiot, and if the emperor wasn't so calm and gracious. Then off with your head.
      _TheFuck_ 29 jul
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    • Sam onella
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    • Sad he was at the time a genuinely good leader and died young from disease
      dagman824 29 jul
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    • Diogenes was the smartest asshole around
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    • I dislike that Alexander looks like 12 y/o’s first attempt at drawing in an anime style
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    • humble king
      itchykeys 31 jul
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    • Beware! History nerds are in the comments
      fuma 29 jul
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    • i need a diogenes anime, like rn
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    • Inaccurate Diogenes should be free ballin it
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    • I wish to live my life exactly as Diogenes did. Homeless, but happy and surrounded by dogs. His perfect sense of humor wouldn't be bad either
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    • And they they had rough gay anal sex (an Ancient Greek tradition)
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    • Okay, that was legit wholesome in every way. Here's your fucking smile, you earned that one. Wear that like a medal of honor.
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    • Imagine if we all were like him... Jus peacefully living together.... But noooo people jus gotta have more money more fame more power more control.... Fucking christ on a stick I hate this culture and society and country
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    • They definitely fucked
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    • I need me a dummy thicc femboy bf
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    • Why does this seem like an interesting anime
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    • This is kinda gay
      josh22963 29 jul
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    • This is definitely inspired by Ouran Highschool Host Club. I mean that's what it is. It's haruhi, the twins, and Tamaki as the emperor.
      Berries 29 jul
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    • This is a cringy version of the events but I still like it
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    • Why is Alexander the great an anime antagonist
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    • I read Alexander the Great's lines in Animeboyfriend's voice lmao
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    • This cringey ass comic made me like diogenes less for fucks sake. Whys it drawn like a 13 year olds anime fan fic
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    • This is how homosexuality starts
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    • The sentence we are all equal in death reminds me of Oogway when he talks about the peach tree and destiny
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    • We gon ignore the fact that Diogonese was just doin a uwu
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    • Eww this art style was hella cringe
      PeIe 1 aug
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    • "yet it's undoubtedly" 😂😂
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 1 aug
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    • So it doesn’t matter if I die poor and lonely cuz people that have a good and fulfilled life have the same bones? Yeah this meme sucks. This philosophy is only smart to idiots.
      Mafuchu 1 aug
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    • You forgot the funny
      Nick419 1 aug
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    • it is I, dio!
      jaeare 1 aug
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    • Alexander really said: ^w^
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    • And then they fucked
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    • And then they had gay sex
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    • Gay
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    • It's true what they say, ignorance is bliss. Even if he had moments of wisdom, Diogenes was incredibly ignorant.
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    • Eh?
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    • Just two men, half naked lying down in the sun on a hill
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    • Then they fucked
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    • turned good story into cringe comic
      XiviotiK 1 aug
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    • WERE IS THE REST OF THE JOKE!!!!
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    • Then they had gay sex because they are Greek
      maemsy_ 1 aug
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    • Yo that dog is dead
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    • Why is this an anime
      Aemiom 1 aug
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    • Diogenes wouldve been naked and masturbating
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    • Good
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    • *happy*
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