One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
EdgarAllenPoe EdgarAllenPoe
14 dec 2020
One day the cassette got mangled in the machine and sounded all slow and depressing, and was like, "Can we do that, but on purpose?"
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
TheAdvocatusDiaboli TheAdvocatusDiaboli
30 oct 2020
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
sliced_ankle sliced_ankle
23 sep 2020
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
Look at Rob Gronkowski. He looks like my pants after I spill hot gravy on
myself. Aah ooh aah it burns hot gravy
tong'
LordOTurtles LordOTurtles
6 nov 2020
Look at Rob Gronkowski. He looks like my pants after I spill hot gravy on myself. Aah ooh aah it burns hot gravy tong'
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
CupheadFacts CupheadFacts
12 mar
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
When your cat suddenly runs in front of you and you can't prevent tripping over it:
You've murdered us both,
you Son of a bitch!
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
20 sep 2020
When your cat suddenly runs in front of you and you can't prevent tripping over it: You've murdered us both, you Son of a bitch!
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate"
Me 10 minutes later:
Amo_ose Amo_ose
22 apr
Me: "I can study with music, it helps me concentrate" Me 10 minutes later:
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
DaPlatypusRider DaPlatypusRider
19 nov 2020
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
either_the_one either_the_one
3 oct 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to
Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
samanthaholic samanthaholic
1 oct 2020
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER
zz13
2 mar
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ? Me: BARRY McCOCKINNER
To the man who was in my house and robbed me.
Keep the cash, and my DSLR. and whatever you took. But if you have the memory from the camera, please. it has photos
ot my dog's Last day alive on it. cannot
ace those photos, Please throw it onte,
Or put it in the mail slot. OF j
Toronto, Ontane
ot
Be She died a few days fcann
Teet, lose those photos as well
To the man who was in my house and robbed me. Keep the cash, and my DSLR. and whatever you took. But if you have the memory from the camera, please. it has photos ot my dog's Last day alive on it. cannot ace those photos, Please throw it onte, Or put it in the mail slot. OF j Toronto, Ontane ot Be She died a few days fcann Teet, lose those photos as well
me who just wanted to laugh
ry
downloading ifunny
"Part of the ship, part of the crew"
Dawson Dawson
26 sep 2020
me who just wanted to laugh ry downloading ifunny "Part of the ship, part of the crew"
FUCKERS DEFLATED MY CAT
CANT HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT
l_Chacher_l l_Chacher_l
22 sep 2020
FUCKERS DEFLATED MY CAT CANT HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE
TO SEE THE BEAUTY INFRONT
smallCyclemateusa smallCyclemateusa
23 sep 2020
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE TO SEE THE BEAUTY INFRONT